CoolCucumber

Let me get this straight. When you get sick a lovely blonde brings you cold meds and takes care of you while another lovely slim lady brings you soup? Megan, can you give me some of your germs and Cleo can I come over after the germs take effect?

Get yourself a real fucking nice hat...

@Claire. I think I'll have to take you up on that offer to visit your recovery room...

Yeah, I'm too tired to reach 100 fucking posts tonight. Rome wasn't built in one fucking day...

I'm going to TRY to reach 100 fucking posts tonight. Do your fucking best

Maxx Jubblies, M.D. for my real name and Chode Rugmuncher for MikeM. Just call me Dr Rugmuncher for short.

I didn't fucking retire from being a smart-ass :)

When I reach 100 posts, fucking congratulate me in the General Discussion Forum.

I'll fucking advise you to spell advice with a fucking C.

I'm offering a cuddle service to all of my SPs. At the end of any session, I will cuddle you for as long as you like for no extra charge :)

I used to fucking do drugs. I still do but I fucking used to too. Don't do fucking drugs, man. (I shouldn't have smoked that last spliff).

And fucking learn how to spell "advice", for fuck's sake.

I got some chocolate for you :-) But antibiotics help too ...

Many years ago, my girlfriend woke me up early to drive her to work. After I dropped her off, I noticed I needed gas so I went to the PetroCanada on King Edward to fill up. I went in to pay and reached into my back pocket to pull out my wallet. It wasn't there. Neither was my back pocket. I was still wearing my pajama bottoms.

I think the advantage of this place is that it is social and you can chat with the SPs outside of an encounter. I like flirting in posts, PMs , chat and I like when the girls flirt back. I also like dropping inside jokes in my posts and really like it when the girl takes notice and sends me a message about it. I'm a bit of a slut when it comes to getting and giving attention, so I find CERB adds greatly to the overall experience. I remember hobbying before CERB and it certainly wasn't this fun.

Depends on who is offering the service. Cuddling or a make out session is pretty intimate and would only work for me if I was comfortable with the girl offering the service. And I'd probably get turned on so...

There is only one "greatest sex ever" experience. And by the time we exit this place, we have experienced it and we have probably forgotten it. I am someone who loves to flirt and tease and, on occasion, this does end up leading to sex. I've had many sexual partners since my 18th birthday and I've been in and out of many relationships. My ex-wife was a great sexual partner until we had our first child and then the desire just withered away for the both of us. How did we manage to have a second child? Before that though, the sex was really intense. It probably helped that I met her a few months after a really emotional period in my life where I had to end an engagement. But it's always been important for me to have sexual chemistry with the person I am with, so ultimately all of my long-term lovers have produced at one time or another sex that I would have considered the greatest sex of my life. I don't like the complications of relationships anymore. Having to report to someone has never been something I have been good at. I left home at the age of 14 and never had to answer to anyone for the longest time so I've never been great at being tied down. Damn itchy feet. But I'm still a shameless flirt and I still love sex. Having sex in this "hobby" means having many partners and few "regular" partners. You can have mind blowing sex with a new partner but I need a certain familiarity before I can really let go of my inhibitions. That being said I have managed to find "greatest sex ever" type experiences in this lifestyle. Especially recently.

I think your poll does not go high enough. I feel like Charlie Sheen ...

I'll be your partner if you want someone to offer this service with :)

I like Jenaveve Jolie, the porn star. I'm sure she charges $1000K per hour, but you have to go to Vegas. Or you could fly her to you for probably 10K for the night. But I still wouldn't drop 10K on her or even 1K for an hour with her unless I had just won much more than that at the blackjack table. Additional Comments: Lol. I can't even get out of my pants in the first 15 minutes...

I bring a knapsack with a towel, deodorant, cologne and my own soap (and I usually have something in the bag to offer to the lady as well). Bringing your own towel is a nice touch. Nothing alerts hotel reception more than "Can I have 10 extra towels please?" And wanting to smell nice shouldn't be reserved to seeing SPs only, so I always have deodorant and Ax body spray in my office at work for whenever I'm feeling less than fresh. That way, when people see me after a midday encounter and I'm super fresh smelling, nothing is out of the ordinary.

Long-term client can be found anywhere. It's the mutual connection that turns a client into a regular or long term client. You really have to feel comfortable in his presence and vice-versa. If you are not comfortable, he will feel it.

Despite always being at the top of my class and winning all of the awards for Math, Chemistry and Physics at my Montreal High School, I wanted to be the lead guitarist for a rock band. I play a pretty good lead guitar and have been on stage at a few bars in town and a few times when I was a university student. I even played Van Halen's "Eruption" (or my slightly butchered version of it) at my wedding reception. But I'm an engineer by trade and a real estate speculator.

http://ca.autos.yahoo.com/news/swedes-develop-invisible-bike-helmet-184635653.html Click on the video in the story. I was surprised to see the final design.

Well, I'm a guy who is supposedly retiring, so maybe I can shed some light here. We all partake in this lifestyle for different reasons. It could be fear of commitment, addiction to sex, love of sex, it floats your boat, etc. One retires from this lifestyle when the reason for living the lifestyle is no longer there. For me, there were many reasons to enjoy the lifestyle and then there were many reasons for wanting to quit. The main reason for wanting to quit is personal and I'd rather not say it here but there is now a light at the end of that tunnel when there was none before. Should I reach the end of the tunnel, it will open new doors and all of them lead out of this lifestyle. So although I linger because of one gem that is too precious to put down, I will walk, or be carried, away sooner rather than later and my status will go from retiring to retired.