Wolf Knight

Mumford and Sons, Hopeless Wanderer I love to play and sing this song, although I've broken many strings with the speed and weight of the strumming. Still it's fun to play especially if you've got piano and drum accompanment. I wish I could find a good banjo player to jam with.

In terms of making gaffes outside the SP client relationship I have too many to list but here's one that happened last weekend. My wife is extremely beautiful and gets hit on alot and we were sitting around entertaining and her sister was there. Well they started a discussion about being hit on and my wife mentioned one guy who is always telling her how beautiful she is and it makes her a little uncomfortable and she said to me,"do you mind that other guys hit on me". I responded, "No, have you seen you, you're so hot it hurts! I can't blame any guy for wanting what I've got". So her sister chimed in that the guy had made comments to her too and even said that he thought my wife and her sister looked like twins. I turned and said, "My God no! You don't look anything like xxxxx (my wife), sure you're completely different shapes". Now I've known my sister-in-law for about 20 years and while there might be sibling resemblance they don't look alike to me. Well she was like very taken aback, out of one side of my mouth I said my wife was very beautiful and then out of the other side I told her sister that she looked nothing like my wife. Although, I actually don't find my sister-in-law all that attractive (she is but not to me) I had to do alot of back peddling damage control to save face.

To get this thread back to where Cristy originally intended I'll tell a story of one of my "Dumb" comments that after realizing it I still shake my head at to this day. On my very first visit with an SP I was "very" nervous about the whole experience including whether the lady would be pleased with how I looked (I didn't want her to open the door and think , "oh no"). This SP was an absolute sweetheart and could sense my unease and worked very hard to make my first experience a very positive one. One of the many comforting things that she did was pay me compliments about my dress and appearance. I am very self aware and have no illusions about what I see in the mirror but I found her effort was very sweet and I appriciated it. After we had removed our clothes and "played" for a little while I started to feel much more comfortable being with her on an intimate level and my guard (filter) came down a little bit. In another sweet attempt at further reassurance the SP commented softly, "you have a nice body". Now instead of my "filter" kicking in and me saying, "thank you, that's sweet to say" I waved my hands up and down my body (in a check me out fashion) and said, (in a "trying" to be funny tone) "It's all natural baby!". I'm not sure why I said that and I've pondered over it many times but what sounded silly and light in my head came out of my mouth with a tone sounding like, "baby, you are sooooo lucky to be with me". As soon as it was out, it was like I heard a needle scratch across a record and my minds filter screamed, "WTF you tool!". The amazing SP never reacted or said anything but I've always lamented that moment since. I've seen that SP a number of times since so she's getting to see the real me over time and hopefully will forget that innocent comment that came out like an arrogant asshole.

When it comes to making comments that you probably shouldn't most women have a strong intuitive sense about what type of man they are dealing with. (Maybe more so in this business.) Ladies can tell if your an insensitive guy who thinks he's hot shit or a genuinely good, loveable guy who has an innate ability to put his foot in his mouth. As such, usually the ladies reaction will correspond to the "type" of man who's made the comment. i.e. punch to the throat versus a playful tap and her saying, "you're terrible". Basically, be thoughtful but don't worry too much. If you're one of the "good guy's" the lady can tell and deal with you accordingly.

Ha Ha, I must point out that sometimes it's not nerves it's just plain old stupid. Idiots and aliens, they walk among us! It's just that the aliens try not to do or say things that shout,"I'm an alien". Idiots on the other hand, seem to like to draw attention to themselves whenever possible. There is a saying, "It is far better to say nothing and have people think that you might be stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

Cristy, As a general rule we are all very well aware that when it comes to affairs of the penis most men tend to revert teenage boys when presented with a beautiful sensual woman and the very likely prospect that we'll get getting lucky. Its like our penis turns off something in our brains. I get so nervous when meeting with an SP that I actually have to consciously filter everything I say very carefully so that I don't end up blubbering on like a complete idiot. As a result of this conscious filter I have been told that I speak exactly like I write which is funny because in writing you almost always get a chance to proof read what you want to say before sending it out there. So I'm quite sure that in person I come off as a dork rather than a sauve and sexy gent. I've got to know one SP pretty well since starting and after many hours together I'm just getting to the point where the sickening nervousness doesn't get me and I'm just me. I'm pretty sure you can chalk those oddball comments up to nerves for the most part. However, the feet or voice comment I might make myself :)

There are a number of amazingly beautiful quality ladies in your area that have great CERB rep's and can be trusted. Maybe better to stick with them.

Hey, don't know anything about her but I'll check around and let you know if I find out anything. A partial deposit for a prebooking is one thing but full prepayment by electronic payment before the date? Forget it. There is only one SP that I would prepay and I've seen her many times and trust her. For a first time with an SP that I was not in some way familiar with, I personally say no thanks. It's the SP's choice how she wants to run her business and I'm guessing that if she's legit she's gotten burned by no show's and is now weary. Sad to say but unless she's a very well known all star in this business asking for full prepayment is going to sevearly limit her potential clients. Like you and I the first thought of everyone is going to be "scam". Personally, I'm not a TOFTT type person and prefer to have someone (either client or another SP) vouch for a lady before I see her. You're doing the right thing asking around. Good luck.

Logging into CERB to discover a lady who's ad was specifically directed at attracting those of us that have a penchant for intellectual "stimulation". Kudos Miss Laurence!

I've never really tired to pick up never had to, I've always been on the receiving end. (Just kidding of course) If I did actually try to do something I'd just go with being truthful. If I saw a lady that I superficially admired for her physical beauty and I hoped to possibly get to know her better I'd just be forthright. I'd walk up to her and say, "Please excuse me for being so forward, but you have the most beautiful smile and I just couldn't help but notice. Seeing it made my day, thanks!". Then just walk away and don't look back but stay a safe distance away and carry on with whatever I'm doing. If the lady appriciates the compliment and wishes to explore further discussion then she'll come to me (I've broken the ice and conveyed attraction). If not, then at worst I just become a random stranger who gave her a compliment that she tells her friends about. Seems pretty simple to me but not sure if it would work though.

Lingerie at the door is definately not my thing. I prefer to have a "genuine" experience, which means having the SP dress according to the situation. For me, maintaining the illusion that I'm not in a paid scenario goes along way toward my enjoyment of the encounter. I wear suits everyday, and love when I can just kick back in some relaxing jeans and a tee and if given a choice I'd prefer to see an SP in the same way. I find something very sexy about seeing a lady in jeans a plain white top and bare feet. Casual, relaxed but smouldering hot.

Finding out that sometimes life gives good things to real genuine wonderful people.

The scent of coconut on a womans hair. I too love to relish in the scent of a womans pussy on my skin after a romp. That's the main reason I don't like to shower immidately after encounter with an SP. Additional Comments: I also love to smell and taste a womans fingers after she's played with herself.

Prime rib roast bone out marinated in Rickards Dark for 24 hours sprinkled with a secret spice recipe then seared on the grill on all sides quickly, taken off wrapped in bacon and roasted on a rotisserie to a medium rare. Accompanied with a saffron risotto and a Malbec wine.

Miss Laurence is right in her post usually in these "relationships" we (clients and SP's) are on our best (or at least most desirable) behaviour. Personally, I am a naturally intense and contemplative person which is usually described as "moody". I am typical Type "A" and very much in control of everything around me. While brooding, mysterious can be and sensual and even erotic to an extent, this is not a side that I would ever show an SP who's generous enough to allow me to spend time with her. She always gets my carefree, passionate, funny and free spending side. While I very much enjoy life and everything it has to offer those along for the ride with me get to enjoy a lot at a very fast pace but it does come at a price. Unless you are person who is prepared to "handle" (because a good handler is required) me I can easily exhaust you. All that said I can see many people wanting to be around the me that SP's would get but very few that would want to be around "real me" everyday. Just my two cents! Chuck

Why is it...that I have never met Nicolette or even spoke to her but we had some great "cuddling" in my dream last night and now I'm sure that she's a good kisser?

Sugar is local most of the time but I've noticed that she has started to do some touring as well.

I like Meaghan because it turns out thet she's a very sexy DIY'er. Beautiful women with tools, super hot!

I agree that women that present that dichotomy of soft but hard, sexy but rough is very alluring. I too would have found that a total turn-on. Nice visual.

The OP asked about the definiftion of elite/upscale in this industry but ultimately his question was, "does the definition of elite apply to the client". Is there a scale used to determine if an SP (regardless of how she markets her self) will determine a client "worthy" to see her. This has been answered by various very experienced people above however I'll try to be very to the point. Contact the lady by her prefered method using full sentences. Be honest and forthright about your intentions and hopes for an encounter and follow her procedures as outlined on her website. Have the correct donation ready to pass to her as soon as you start the encounter. Be clean/hygenic for your encounter (read specific threads on this for ideas) Be respectful and a gentleman in all your interactions with the lady. Have fun and appriciate her. If you do these things most SP's will consider you an elite client and be more than happy to see you regardless of your vocation.

Just, contact her and tell her you want to e-mail her the $25. Deeper Connection was right in everything she said. A lady being shortchanged by a client is not her fault. Every SP I've seen ad's for indicate to have the donation ready and give it to her as soon as you start an encounter. As a client that's your only responsibility along with being clean and respectful. If I shortchanged a lady for whatever reason I'd feel like a total douchebag and send her double what I owed her, not sit around lamenting about how you were treated. Guys this is not rocket science, come on!

I've learned that even the crudest "guy talk" cannot hold a candle to "girl talk". I should be appalled but I'm titillated. After being witness to childbirth I've learned that women are beautiful nurturing creatures but also the toughest most badassed beings ever! Additional Comments: Sorry for being crude but farts are very funny! However not so much when you unwittingly walk into one dropped by ther person in front of you while out shopping.

Well my first meal of the day is....a burger and fries from Wendy's! Disgusting and tasty all at once.

I've learned that my wife figured out that my 4 year old daughter can manipulate me better than she can and this morning I've agreed to something that I've said "no" to for a very long time.

I'm not a willy nilly, throw a name out into cyberspace and hope it happens type of person. I like to get s----t done rather than talk about it. I also prefer not to list out ladies publicly. So if anyone feels so inclined please PM me, I'll set up a private group either through CERB or e-mail and we'll figure out a way to make a concerted effort to make some "wishes" reality. Realize that it costs a visiting SP alot of money (at least $1500 not including her ad's) to graceously visit with us and in return she deserves to receive many prebookings to entice her to make and follow through with travel plans. In my mind (ladies please feel free to correct me because sometimes my naivety knows no bounds ) a lady will want on the low end to see 10 hours of booked time depending on her rates to make her visit worthwhile. As much as we'd like to believe it, our smiling faces and magnetic personalities are just not enough to entice her here. Most ladies are already very highly sought after in their respective home cities. Chuck