Wolf Knight

Cristy, you are exactly right. Sexy is definately an all or none type thing. It's completely inate. Sexy lies in no way in the physical it's completely a subconcious way that a person carries theirself. Bottom line if you have to "try" to be sexy, you're not. Confidence as mentioned earlier is attractive but will not lead to sexy. I personally am a very confident person who can be very sensual and even seductive but I will never be sexy, I don't have it in me. Sexy and cool kind of go hand in hand you are or you are not. If it turns out that you are not sexy or cool and you really try to be by "acting" a certain way people will see through it. Cristy as the OP you hit it right on the head in the first post.

Why is it....that every time I sit down to eat I hear a little voice off in the distance shout, "Daaaddyyyyy, I did my poooooopeeeeee!"

I like Old Dog because he has an inate ability to churn out post after post of insightful and serious but witty and tongue in cheek posts that would take us meer mortals days upon end to generate. Also because he holds a tremendous amount of respect here in the cerb community and would likely hold that seat at the head of the Cerb dinner table.

Thanks Samantha for all the info on the womens condom. I think I'd consider trying them out on my next visit. Maybe I'll mention it to my SP. It really does seem to be an answer to the OP's issue and any overly large guy. I'd be interested to perhaps get a perspective of a client who's used them. Anyone?

Gifting is a difficult one. All ladies like gifts, thats a given. Some ladies realize that we as gentlemen clients sometime like to provide gifts as a token of our appriciation so choose to provide guidance on their websites. (thank you). Some ladies make us work for it (I like that). When it comes to gifts, it's the thought that counts and my wife once informed me that in that vein , "it better look like you put some thought into it" (she cuts me no slack). I try to be a little original in my thinking. I want the SP to remember me down the road when I want to visit her again or ask her for a reference. Therefore I give her a gift of "value" that she will enjoy based on her personality but I'll also give her something a little off the wall that I know nobody has ever given her before. Usually, it'll be something worthless that she can just laugh at and toss in the garbage when I leave but that will stick with her in her memory. I like gifts to show that I actually put in thought and effort. (This approach is not for everyone, but for me I like to feel like I'm on a date with an SP and that's what I would do on a date) Here's how I view the process. An SP is running a business and the "donation" amount is for her business. The "tip" is like in any service industry is for good service and is for the lady not the business. A gift is a token of appriciation for the lady that says, "I view you as more than a business transaction, thank you". My two cents. Chuck

Emily, interesting does it fit well because it's perhaps a little thinner and maybe a bit more forgiving in the stretch department specifically around the base? LOL Dino-Cock! Well I guess if you gotta have a pet name from an SP that's the one you want:) "Little" Chuck

Well Emily, you must be pretty good to invest in a Martin. Nice guitar, and you'll look sexy indeed with that one on your lap. I've got a Martin, Tacoma, Washburn, Crafter and some other oldies but goodies but my fave is an old 12 string I bought at a garage sale and refurbished myself I have no idea what the brand is but she plays like a dream now. Chuck

Are you referring to breaking or coming off (slipping off)? I'm assuming breaking because slipping off will not be your issue if you're a big guy. Trogan also make a Magnum XL which is even bigger than the regular Magnum by a nice bit. As a big guy I'd be concerned about comfort (ie the ring at the base being too tight for comfort) as opposed to breakage. Magnums have quite alot of elasticity and can stretch out a very long way before breakage (think condom water ballons). But if you're stretching Magnums to the point where you're concerned about breaking then try the XL's. It a shame to have your time with an SP ruined by having to worry about any of that. Good luck.

I've encountered this a few times mostly inside in a basement but once outside on a cement walkway. To answer your question, no it's not there for good it can be removed. The process: Essentially just grab a corner and start to pull it up. Depending on how old the glue is will determine how that's going to go. I've just grabbed a corner and started hauling and tore the whole thing up but depending on the size of your patio you might want to use a utility knife to cut the carpet into smaller easier to manage sizes. One thing that I found was that although it's indoor/outdoor carpet the Suns UV will have weakened the fibers alot depending on how long its been down so the carpet may actually tear apart as you're trying to pull it up. Once it's up then you'll be left with the glue all over the concrete. There are some chemical agents designed to break down epoxy glue/resin (specifically acetone) and you can buy them at home depot but I've found that even with using those you'll have to physically mechanically remove the glue anyway. So I just skip the chemicals and go right for either a scraper or an angle grinder with a heavy abrasive disk. In a short time you'll have it all cleaned off. Depending on the size of the deck (10ftx10ft)the whole process should only take a "good" handyman a couple of hours. You never mentioned what you hoped to do with your deck once the carpet and glue is off but there are plenty of options available. You could buy concerte stain and stain it whatever colour you want (you'll have to restain in the future). You could buy a wide variety of concrete finishes and home depot, essentially aggregate (small pebbles) in a coloured resin that gets rolled on (with a paint roller) over the concrete and gives a nice clean "man made stone" look finish. Or you can buy tiles of composite wood (no maintance) at many home reno stores or costco at about $5per sqft. They just lay down and snap together to create a nice looking deck surface. http://www.costco.ca/Simpli-Deck-Tiles%c2%ae-Wood-Plastic-Composite-Deck-Tiles.product.10366138.html Good luck Cristy. If you have any more questions you know where to find me.:) Chuck

I play the guitar, mandolin and tin whistle. I don't play professionally just for personal enjoyment and good old fashioned kitchen parties.

Just thought I'd post a thread here for anyone to post useful tips/pointers related to projects around the house. So feel free to ask for a tip or help or give a tip or help. One of my other "Hobbies" is that I build new and renovate old houses so I actually do have a fair bit of knowledge in this area. First tip for this thread: given that there are a lot of showers used every day in Cerbland I'd like to remind everyone that if you notice that you grout in your tiled shower gets wet during a shower it's probably time to seal it again. This will prevent water entry and mold and mildew from forming hense easier cleaning. Feel free to add or ask.

For me kissing and general soft intimacy is absolutely central to a positive SP experience. Without it the experience would feel "dead". If I had to choose, I'd take sensual kissing and cuddling over intercourse.

So a serious question. Is squirting related to orgasm or a completely independant function? I've never experienced it and I suppose I could google it but given I got an expert focus group here it's just as well to ask. (please excuse my ignorance on the subject).

Damn, Notch I've never experienced it. Now you've convinced me. I might have to pick your brain for a list of squirting beauties. Chuck

Nicki, They were probably afraid that their pants that were 10 sizes too big would fall to the floor since they were probably already down around their ass in the first place. Another of my pet peeves. I know that you might be try'n to be all gangsta but haul up your pants and put on a belt you look ridiculous. Tool!

I'm always friskiest in the morning so I just run out from the office for a "morning meeting". However, as I get to travel somewhat often for work I partake of my hobby while on the road.

I like Angela because she plays a central role in our little community trying to bring us together. Also because she's gentle and kind to a newbie who screws up and can use guidance:)

Finally making a good, tight, straight french braid in my daughters hair. (It only took two years)

Fish and chips Sunny and cold or hot and raining

I'm a serious Pizza lover (it's my absolute fav) but a pet peeve is when I go to take a bite and the stupid sauce is scalding hot in under the cheese and I burn the roof of my mouth, hence ruining the pleasure of the remainder of the meal. I'm like a child, I love it so much that I refuse to wait until it cools.:( My own worst enemy.

There's something to be said for leaving a little to the imagination. It builds the anticipation for what's underneath.

I've shaved my manhood once, hated it and never did it again. Now I trim everything with clippers on the lowest setting. But further I always keep the rest of me trimmed as well including armpits and chest but not on the lowest setting. The back and ass get waxed. Even as a guy I think back and ass hair is disgusting. (yes between the cheeks too) I've never really been into oral on me (not sure why but it dosent do it for me) I'd really prefer to kiss than get oral so I usually divert my partner back to the kissing when she goes for oral. Therefore I've never felt that I needed to shave bare for her pleasure. Hand play while were kissing is more my speed.