Wolf Knight

I've got two rescues from the SPCA. The first one who's 11 we thought was a lab puppy when we found him and the staff thought he was too, however he never grew and still looks like a lab puppy so must be a mixed breed of sorts. He's cost us thousands of dollars for various issues but specifically (lumpectomy's) but he's and old soul and I'd never trade him he's just too good. You could just lay one finger on top of his head and he's completely content with it and will stay there all day. My other dog was also a rescue and she was abused. I wasn't even planning on looking for a dog but I usually go and drop off supplies and donations to the SPCA regularly so they know me and one day when I went in one of the staff quickly handed me a dog and said, "we've got a Parvo outbreak we need you to take her home with you for a couple of days so she doesnt get it". Well the rest is history 10 years later shes still there. At first she only hid away and didn't like people to touch her (consequence of the abuse) but when she came around she went completely the other way, now she's a cuddle slut. Any one, anywhere, anytime. Just wants to be touched all the time. However, she very specific (and this is what gets on my nerves) she won't tolerate to just be petted. She has to be petted exactly where she wants and will keep moving around and rooting your hand until its hitting the right spot. Sometimes she ends up half ontop of your head. So I sit there with one hand just laid on the top of one dogs head while the other one is doing moves like something out of "cirque di soleil".

Well mine came from the fact that I'm a Newf, I'm an avid woodworker for pleasure and my Grandfathers name was Charles. Also woodchuck naturally works as a word.

Why is it..... that when kneeling down to put on a small childs coat they always manage to cough or sneeze directly into your face. God, kids are disgusting!

PcarSub, There are quite a few awesome ladies here on Cerb that will do that for you ;), some have posted in this thread already. Chuck

To address OP again, expect that without a reference you will likely be expected to provide real genuine information about yourself (name occupation, phone number etc.. As a first timer, I know that this can be very nerve wracking putting that out there but it will have to be done so make your mind up to it. I did it and so did every other client here at some point. The ladies here on CERB are professionals and just as you might be concerned about letting yourself become "vulnerable" to someone else, you have to realize what you are asking of the SP and how vulnerable that makes her. Take your time, read all the newbie and other threads, note who the prominent posters are and their reputations. Look at the wonderful variety of ladies in your area of interest (posting itself is a little skewed toward Ottawa ladies so search for your area). When you find a lady that appeals to you mentally through her posts and physically through her photo's, review her preferred method of contact and send her a polite complete message (no texting short hand for first contact) introducing yourself. Keep in mind that the more serious, sincere and forthright you are the better it will bode for you in the eyes of the lady. Keep to the three message rule, be ready to book by the third message, if you tend to drag it out she'll think you are just playing around. For me my first time, I actually took the time to write a carefully crafted letter in Microsoft Word, and having viewed the ladies requirements on her website provided her with much of the required information in the very first communication. I outlined that I was a first timer and what type of an encounter I hoped to experience. In my case my letter was about a page and even provided a sense of what the lady could expect from me and my personality (however I can be long winded as you can see from my post). The letter almost had a formal professional tone but softened just a little. In that situation it set the tone perfectly for the lady and she was very receptive to further communication and booking of a date. Think of the first contact as the 5W's (who, what, when, where and why) Who you are (cerb name and real name) What you want (type of experience your looking for) When you want it (time, date) Where you want it (incall/outcall) Why you chose the lady (what appealed to you) Once the first time is over, it'll feel much different after that! I know it can be scary the first time around, but I assure you the ladies are definately not scary one on one :) Now stop reading my post and go and book a lady! Chuck

Finding out that I now have 40% hearing in my recently ruptured ear. On the plus side though I guess I have an excuse for "not hearing" my wife ask me to do stuff!

To a certain degree pubic hair trends are cultural. For me, I appricate diversity a lot even when it come to pubic hair and I can find a titilating aspect to both bushy or bare. As for my personal taste, visualy I prefer tidy trimmed pubic hair but for DATY I like bare. So a waxed vulva with tidy trimmed pubic hair on the mons is perfect. Christy's right though, with the cuts of some swimsuits the only option is bare. The first time my wife went bare it was to wear some WickedWeasel swimsuits I bought her. If you look them up you'll find out why you need to be bare!

Finally getting through all my emails! It's just not worth it to leave the office for a few days.

Why is it...... that a bird in the hand is supposed to be worth two in the bush? In my experience I'd rather have one bird in the bush than two in my hands ;)

Why is it......that a foot in your mouth never tastes as good when, it's your own?

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Emily Rushton is amazing, Corner Brook is lucky that she's planning a visit. Key word is "planning". Realize that for traveling SP's most post an ad and notification of visit with the hopes that some considerate clients will prebook. If they have prebookings then it's very likely that the visit will occur. No prebookings then you'll be left with just the palm ststers. No SP is going to spend thousands of dollars on the chance that a client might show up when she's there. FYI, I would drive the 7 hours from St. John's to see Emily. Book her up guys!

Why is it.......I can't just let things go?

Not to hijack the thread but, two weeks ago I decided to take down my elderly neighbours Christmas lights. They left to go to their Florida winter home on January 1 so I thought I'll do a good deed. What do you know as I'm up on the ladder pulling the lights off the eve, an extension cord snaps back and hits me right in the middle of the forehead. Now I've got a nice little 1 inch beauty mark scar for the rest of my life. Oh well!

Why is it..... that even when you really try to be considerate and do the right thing by everyone, someone still always seems to get their feelings hurt. It sucks, but I'll still keep trying!

Sweet! Georgiana Sweet. She's an enigma, complex yet simple, painfully beautiful yet natural, brilliant yet down to earth. Quite simply, she's easily everything to everyone. A, "Gia for all"! I was introduced to "my Gia" through her intellect conveyed through her writings and musings on a variety of subjects. Something about her spoke to me, perhaps it was a sensation that she was a kindred spirit of sorts. As I gazed upon her images, artistic and sensual deep down my soul lamented that I had not experienced this magnificent woman before now. Years before, the universe had already smiled on me and determined that I was meant to experience this "work of art". However, it waited until this day to reveal its treasure to me. I contacted Gia and we exchanged a number of emails over a couple of weeks and our conversations ran through a wide range of topics. From pre and post french revolution art and music to travel she enticed me and allowed me open up. Each day my anticipation built and I mused to myself whether this woman could ever possibly live up to the "Gia" in my head. The day of our date came and all morning I was extremely nervous that I would not be enough, that I was undeserving of the experience that was being laid before me. Even as the suns rays shone on my face, the crisp morning air nipped at me as I walked to her. Around me the sound of busy morning traffic gave way to the beat of my noisy heart. I arrived at her door, closed my eyes took one last breath and rang her code. An eternity passed before me as I waited, then her form moved before me through the glass. The next few moments were a surreal blend of fantasy and reality as she moved against me and lead me inside. As I search my mind now for words to express my emotions I struggle, for I don't believe words exist that can accurately capture the essence and true physical beauty of what fate had placed before me. For an hour we drank tea and chatted about a mirad of topics from youth, life experiences, grafting of fruit trees to string theory. I was completely enamored and fascinated with how easy Gia was to talk to and she drew me further in. Her crystalline blue eyes danced as she talked and I admired the striking beauty of her face. I wanted to touch her and kiss her lips so bad and I winced as I pushed back my physical desires. Physically, her body is a true image of perfection and is exactly captured by her pictures. I longed for the moment that I felt her against me. Gia must have sensed my building desire because she moved close to me and as our lips touched my head spun in response to natural electricity. For the next two hours our bodies melded into one, flexing and contorting in the sweet agony of passion. Under her spell my body responded as though it was extension of her own. Sensations unknown to me before today exploded within me over and over, I was entranced. She was hungry, wanting and her desire to please me raged. Back and forth the dance progressed rising and falling one grand crescendo after another. She transformed me into an voracious animal, a predator but met me moment for moment with an unbridled aggression of her own. My fingers and lips explored all of her and as her scent and taste filled me I realized that it was possible that I had not known true sexual passion and release before her. Completely spent and panting we lay against each other and I traced the soft curves of her body with my finger tips. We kissed and held each other as the intensity of our encounter faded. Finally as sweat glistened over or bodies, Gia asked if I would like to shower. I looked into her eyes and said, "No". Her scent was strong on my skin and I wanted to let it remain for the rest of the day as a reminder of complete ecstasy that I had experienced. Even now as I write this hours later, her scent still dances around me causing my pulse to race. Be it known to the world, Gia is a woman in a class of her own. Any person man or woman who does not allow themselves to experience her company will surely leave this world cheated of one of its most beautiful pleasures. Thank you, Gia!

Well BBBJ vs CBJ has never factored into any choices that I have made so far truthfully I personally could care less. For me my decision is made based on intellectual attaction. Since finding CERB I constantly read posts and get drawn to certain SP's based on their posts and its only after reading their posts that I become attracted and decided to visit their profiles. On my first visit to an SP I did not have a BJ at all I was too drawn to other aspects of my SP "experience" and I don't feel like I missed out on anything. I pity clients that choose to define their encounters in terms of acts because they really do miss out on the true beauty of their "experience". I have to admit that maybe my perspective was impacted by the fact that I listened when a experienced hobbiests told me, "forget the acts, focus on the experience and the acts will take care of themselves". Bottom line is, if you are a quality SP who takes real pride in the "experience" you provide then clients will seek you out. Based on my experience here at CERB Peachy, you'll be just fine. :)

Berlin, I was a metal mouth too back in the day. When some of my employees come in to the office and talk about their new braces "Invisaline" and I look and can't see anything there, I feel like punching their teeth out. One of the funniest memories about my braces was going to the bathroom after a makeout session at my girfriends house and picking pubes out of my braces. Chuck

Speaking from when I was a teenager a BJ with Braces on was like any other awesome. Also as a rule a lady doesn't "generally" use her teeth during a BJ so it shouldn't ever really be a problem. However if there was a time when a lady was starting to go down on me and she started nashing her teeth it would likely scare "little chucky" into doing a turtle even without braces on. Oh BTW my first ever BJ was from a girl with braces. Chuck

Wouldn't bother me in the least. I'm all about the whole package. However with the new clearline braces you don't even know that they are on.

PS. Also don't worry about your posts emulating Old Dogs. Old Dog is actually a crack team of comidians, satirists and philosophers gathered in a non discript warehouse on the outskirts of town, who's sole purpose is to constantly churn out posts for CERB like the one above. Trying to compete with his posts will leave you spent and exhausted and we all know there are other ways to end up spent and exhausted ;). Chuck

I'm a newbie joined about a month ago. I didn't really know what to expect when I joined up. Actually, I was seriously contemplating an encounter with an SP that I found advertized locally and I was searching for "reviews". For me she seemed too good to be true and I was trying to find "validation" to move ahead with the encounter. Well I happened upon CERB and the rest is history. I found a great community that completely lifted that sence of "darkness and hiding" that loomed over me at the beginning. That veil was lifted and I saw SP's as wonderful viberant people "just like me" (actually much more fun than me and way hotter). The more I read and contributed the more I wanted to and so continues the vicious circle. Besides the SP's I've found a mulitiude of hobbiests that were willing to guide me into this hobby in the "right way." An additional factor for my participation is that I have opinions that I don't mind sharing (you're all welcome). My approach with regards to posting has been, if I have something of "value" to add to a thread I'll post, if not I won't. Have fun, meet people, be respectful, post. It's as simple as that. Cheers from Chuck

IMHO. The bottom line is that this guy is probably just a douche-bag and not the smartest pencil in the box. If he's asking for this service, he's fully aware of SP's and ther services they offer, in this case I think he was looking to hook some fresh meat. Pray on the innocent, try it and see if it works. Maybe it's all just a big mix up (but I doubt it). Typically adult services are posted in a different area from cleaning services so to give benefit of doubt to both parties either he looked in the wrong area for services or she posted her services in the wrong area. (I dont think this is the case though). The world is full of naive and in this case puritan people who's reaction was overblown due to the fact that they innocently existed inside a bubble from the real world. As it sits this is a learning experience and very funny story to tell at parties (maybe after some time passes).

Like emiafish my day started down a "things that suck" road. I woke up and was completely plugged up with what I thought was a head cold. All I was thinking was, "this is totally going to f----k up my my plans with a couple of beautiful SP's later this week (I was really crooked I mean really not fit to look at). After I got out of the shower I was starting to feel a little better and as I started to pull on my clothes the GD dog crawled out from in under the bed. He'd slept there all night and I'm allergic. So finding out I wasn't really sick and my playtime wasn't ruined after all is my highlight.

I like Lee cause he likes to kid around and provide levity to CERB while also being a great contributor to serious threads when necessary.