NatalieWood

Damn it, I use wix. What can I do to prevent my site from being banned? Cross my fingers? Posted via Mobile Device

If any ladies want some advice on making a flash site for FREE send me a pm. It was actually easy, the hard part (for me) was hosting it properly and making sure my privacy was protected.

gotta say I love a lady who knows how to move. plus I now have a pole in my bedroom!

wow, that lady has a yummy body!

But you can pay to watch them take a shower! Same thing, right? hehehe. Man was my mind blown when I left the Maritimes.

Still, that was a hilarious photo. It will be burned in my memory for a long time. Posted via Mobile Device

hahah no worries! I'm already working on a patent... For now I have to wash people's hair in high heels. So now I'm really confused about this salon. They say Gentlemen Only, but as far as I know men's haircuts don't bring in the money. Women who get highlights put in their hair every month are what keep the business going.

Well sheesh, I've lived in Ontario for three years now and I have yet to see anyone take advantage of the infamous topless laws. That's it, I'm opening my own topless hair salon. Posted via Mobile Device

do you need your hairdressing license to work there? Is it just simply topless hairdressing? Sounds like a fun job, you must make better tips than at a regular salon....

I love beer! Keith's all the way! But never before an appointment, as it makes me burp. Sexy. Posted via Mobile Device

Well, I must admit, one of the reasons I don't do incalls is because of the high chance of cancellations. If someone else is footing the bill it seems less likely that they would cancel. But I have many other reasons why I only do outcalls that are unrelated to this issue. I should have mentioned before that I too can be an asshole and sometimes need to change appointment times due to illness or family emergencies. I've never pulled a no show though.

Hahahahaha oh man I'm just logging on now. Kate, you are hilarious. We need to team up again soon! So my inbox just about exploded, some guys are offering to do it for free! How cost effective is that? But I promise to reply to all of you at some point today (yay for more cancellations and more free time, woohoo) and thank you Angela and Cindy, I will be in touch with both of you. Posted via Mobile Device

Hello Everyone! I am looking to hire a responsible driver that I can depend on and who will keep me safe (and air conditioned). I live in the south end and would need a driver a few times a week as I am pretty low volume. I am pretty tired of cab drivers giving me the third degree. Any ladies have any suggestions? Any fellas feel like having a pretty cool part time job? thanks a bunch Amanda xo

You are a shining example of a courteous gentleman!

I would say, on average, about half of my appointments cancel on me on the morning of the big day. No one has ever offered to make up for it, or offered compensation. I thought this was just "the norm" but apparently I should be pretty pissed off. I know there are legitimate excuses, and guys who maybe have hangups about seeing an SP for the first time and then misplace their balls just before the time arrives, but hey, we're all human. What bothers me is that I will be fully booked for two weeks, and then they drop like flies, one by one. I tell people I book up in advance and that I never see more than one client a day, so it would look pretty bad seeing me advertise on a daily basis. Come to think of it, this has only really been a problem for the last two months. Maybe warm sunshine will make things all better. sigh.

AIR!!! Their music just screams sex. If I ever became a stripper, this would be my soundtrack

I've always wanted big boobs too. I've also always wanted to be taller. Then one day a tall lady with big boobs lamented to me how she wanted to be short with little boobs. I didn't feel so bad after that.

Ralph Lauren Blue.

Quite often! If they don't ask then I always ask what they would like to see. Latex? Petticoat? I would drape myself in velvet if that's your thing.

If I ever felt nervous or anxious before an appointment I wouldn't go through with it. Going in with a positive frame of mind is very important to me. Butterflies aren't a bad thing, though Posted via Mobile Device

Sorry, not a fan of sucking on balloons. It is impossible to do the things I do and to make men weak in their knees by doing a CBJ. I don't enjoy it, the men don't enjoy it, and yes I get tested. Often.

happy birthday sweetie!!!! xoxo Amanda

I'm laughing only because I just watched season 1 of Bored To Death.

Yes! That's why boyfriend sex is always the best (as it should be) Posted via Mobile Device

Wow, so glad I deleted my facebook months ago. Damn site is overrun with douchebags. Posted via Mobile Device