NatalieWood

I bet some people are into that.

I think it would be sexier if they dribbled bacon grease down their bodies

Being forced to listen to Nickelback

I am very envious of Kate's sexy bedroom hair.

Although I'm naturally a dirty blonde, I'm a big fan of the firecrotches. My favourite would be Ginger Spice. Posted via Mobile Device

I have to say I get more butterflies in my stomach when I hobby than when I act as an SP. I wouldn't call it anxiety though. Posted via Mobile Device

Billie Piper is a total babe, especially when she's not preggers.

I briefly dated a girl who made the loudest sex noises I have ever heard in my life. It would have been awesome except she sounded like a donkey being mutilated. Her landlord sent her an angry letter threatening legal action and she proudly framed it and stuck it on her wall.

Oh do I ever!! It was a friend's birthday and her one wish was to get a lapdance. We piled into her boyfriend's car and made our first trip to a strip club, Barefax. We had no idea what to expect but an empty bar was definitely a surprise. We made ourselves cozy in pervert's row and got to work on picking out "The One". She had to be hot, and she had to look like she was having fun. Unfortunately most of the girls looked bored, not to mention disappointed that their only potential clients were a handful of drunk chicks that were scrutinizing their lazy spins and hefty bellies. We were about to give up, but damn it, we must have dropped over $200 on booze and we were NOT leaving without some hot titty action. The bass is booming, the lights spinning and out of nowhere this spunky blonde hops on stage with the biggest smile on her face. Wow. She got to work on stage when her eyes met mine. She then dropped on all fours and seductively crawled towards me with a naughty twinkle in her eye. As she approached our side of the stage she grabbed my hand and dragged me up with her. Before I could regain my composure she unexpectedly removed my belt with the flick of her wrist and proceeded to use it to give me quite the sexy beating. I looked down at my friends who were simply dying with laughter as the lady in question buried her head between my legs. That's when I remembered why I was there in the first place. I slowly ran my tongue up her neck and whispered my sexy request in her ear. She looked at me, looked at my friend and gave me a nod. Several minutes later they both return with my friend rather breathless, sweaty and at a loss for words. "WOW!" she yelled, "Best birthday EVER!" That was it, I had to try this girl. I had never experienced a lapdance and she seemed like the perfect candidate for newbies. I approached her from behind, grabbed her lovely bum and slipped a twenty in her hand. She made a sexy purring sound and led me up the flight of stairs with the DJ giving me a big thumbs up. I sat down in the chair with her apologizing for the lack of privacy. I said I didn't mind, especially since we were the only ones up there. That was when she tore off my shirt and bra and stuck her tongue down my throat. Oh, yummy. I frantically ran my hands over her body, thrilled to even be in the presence of such a sexy, vivacious woman. She nibbled on my ear and whispered she had a surprise. She quickly ran off and I heard a faint buzzing that grew stronger as she approached me. She then removed my jeans and placed the vibrator between my legs. I started quivering and moaning which got her very excited. We made out some more with our bodies intertwined when the music changed its beat. "That's it, darlin'" she whispered. Until next time.

i love thigh high stockings on girls, but I can imagine they must interfere with spinning on the pole. I get kind of tired of seeing the same old neon string bikinis that leave little to the imagination. What's the point of stripping when I can already see your vag?

I honestly hate the taste of flavoured lube due to its synthetic flavouring. Maybe I should make my own lube with pineapple extract or something. I actually prefer the taste of sweaty skin to fake strawberry. For now I use unflavoured. Posted via Mobile Device

Give me some booze and I am putty in your hands. Secret's out!

Really? I thought they felt thick and rubbery. I wasn't a big fan, and neither were the dudes. Kimonos have gone over pretty well though

what a good time! I fell in love with the head massagers (couldn't stop giggling!), found a cute dress and even some super sexy long latex gloves. great deals!

And all this time I thought greek had to be included to be labeled a PSE. phewf!

I had a threesome with my boyfriend and an SP who had fake lumpy boobs. He tried to titty fuck her but the sensation scared the crap out of him. Posted via Mobile Device

....or you could do your soul a favour and not work retail. Posted via Mobile Device

I shouldn't reveal my secrets, but I always judge a man on how he spells. A great date is usually in store when grammatical rules are followed blindly

honestly, with men what turns me on most is their charm, intelligence and personality. I'm more physically attracted to ladies than men. If you're super hot but act like a super douche, well, you're just a douche.

how is wearing them a chore? The act of putting them on is erotic

you said it!! Your photos show the work of a true professional with an artistic eye

i've provided them to clients, and even switched it up when more than one is needed during the session. The reaction is always the same, condoms suck. BBBJs always win out in the end Posted via Mobile Device

That is unbelievably hot.

In the captain's bed of a boat in Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia. During a tour guide. Yes, we went under the velvet rope! gasp!

aw, thanks! definitely more photos to come