Fresh start

he's telling you something, stop having all the fun he wants attention too lol

So did you click on this thread out of curiosity or do you got a dirty mind? I admit I got a dirty mind. I often find it funny when somebody says something ordinary and I make it dirty. Ex wow that big well you now what I'm thinking now lol. Or I'll see names or words even acronyms that can be dirty. Example would by I drove by a store called Gaylord's hardwood flooring well I burst out laughing or I will see a liscense plate with the letter bbbj or ymmv I immidiately think of the acronyms. So guys do you got dirty minds? Women putting aside your profession do you got dirty minds in real life?

As a guy who doesn't use the stuff I could only recommend the sun and I'm sure you won't have trouble finding volunteer to rub oil on you lol:)

So does this mean if anybody gives me a hard time seeing a provider I can blame you provider say you goes put me up to it with your enticing and beautiful ads:) lol I'm just kidding I do what I want to do and It's my choice no one else.

I've mentioned this before just like this thread similar post have been made, but I guess some people need reminding or there just ignorant. You don't cancel doctors appointment or lawyer consult without a good excuse then why treat a provider any different. If anything a provider has the most to loses. She spent unpaid time in communication where lawyers charge a huge fee. The amount of perpetuation that she does before you're appointment, getting dressed, clean cloths, sheets and showers is a lot more than a doctor who just takes out your file and read quickly your medical history. They also have staff that get paid for prepping a room and cleaning it, where a provider loses out. They charge a fee next time they need to visit so should a provider. Heck I thick mightypen got a good idea with the Grey list maybe take it one step further your name stays on until you apologize to the provider who's time you wasted and pay a cancelation fee. I'm going out on a limb since I got no experience in this area but I'm pretty positive that the provider are pretty understanding and forgiving when cancelling with valid reason and reasonable amount of notice. So why screw it up for the rest, be considerate switch shoes. Treat other how you which to be treated in return.

My shortest time I've ever had had an hour with that I found I was a little rushed. Not by the lady I just am aware of the time and I feel rushed. I enjoy talking a bit first especially on first time encounter then foreplay then sex and after I enjoy cuddling and talking a bit more perhaps even a shower together to conclude. Then got to figure out where my clothes and make sure I don't leave wearing the wrong underwear haha lol. Then there is the hugs and kiss and farewell until next time. That too much to fit in an hour let alone less, so ideally 2 hours it what I book would be more if I could but got to stay in budget and respect my time schedule since its hard sometimes to find the time.

This one is for another lady I had the privelige to meet and she introduced me to this Ice cream Haagen Dazs Haagen Dazs So natural and pure (no artificial flavour) so sweet she make you want to eat it all but beware eat to much and you'll grow in your pants! Lol

This one for a fellow cerbie I saw Cotton candy So soft and sweet, you just wanna play with before you eat!

Thought it would be fun and funny to name a candy and use it to compare yourself wether its true or not lol Pop rocks I'm sweet and good dare to put me in your mouth and I'll explode inside leaving you wanting more:) M&M Cause I'm Mmm so good I'll melt in your mouth not in your hands!

I've got quite a few scars but the most recent one is on my wrist. I was working when my coworker had left to go to the washroom, so I was by myself when a grinder slipped and jerked which hit my wrist. Did feel a thing and did realize that it was bad. I saw a little blood so I stopped and looked at and it starting dripping fast so I walk to grab a rag but can't since I'm tied up and still wearing a harness by that time there was a puddle of blood. So I grabbed my shirt and applied pressure. Since I've taken first aid several time I knew I needed to patch it up quick so I had to let go of my arm at this point it started squirting out quickly unclip myself and grabbed my wrist with my shirt as fast as possible. Waited for the elevator went down to find the nearest first aid kit wrapped it up and patched and got driven to the hospital where I received 8 stitches and they had to stitched my vein back together and then the wound. If there was one thing good about it, it was I stayed calm and reacted quickly.

It's been one of those days that seem like it will never end. To start its Sunday and I had to work, I normal don't. On my way to work on the highway a chipmunk decide to play chicken. Stupid me decide to break and swerve out of the way with kill myself, luckily no other vehicles where near. All that and the chipmunk decide to back track and unfortunately it was too late for the poor guy. I ran him over despite my attempt to avoid him. Now I have a migraine from too much heat and sun from working all day in the sun. It's been a while I haven't worked outside. You don't realize how lucky you are to have ac until you lose it. No for a cold shower!

I know there is a few song threads, but is there a song where you can relate to? Where as if the lyrics describe you or you feel a deep connection too? Almost as if they stole your thought. Here one of mine. The weekend Wicked games http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=O1OTWCd40bc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DO1OTWCd40bc

Spring Or Fall

I just go wherever I'm pointing. (Not with my fingers) lol:) jk I usually communicate a few times through pm or email to see if I feel comfortable with them prior to meeting. I find it better when you connect a bit at first.

I laughed my ass off watching my crazy dog. Not sure what she was doing but she decided to play with my pj bottom that were on the floor. She managed to go into the pant leg and have just her nose sticking out one end and her tail wagging out the other it was so cute and funny. She was walking around with it and it didn't bother her one bit lol!

For me sex had nothing to do with it, just an added bonus. It's all about intimacy and the sense of feeling desired and loved. It's complicated to explain in detail and even harder to write so bottom line is I need to feel these feelings it what keeps me sane and mentally healthy during a period in my life where its impossible to receive at home. This is also what helps me get trough a very difficult time in my life without adding more stress or trauma to my life. This hobby has changed my life, and honestly not sure I would still be alive today had it not. Everyone has needs to survive wether it physical or emotional. Without going into detail I need those feeling as much as I need to breath to live.

For some reason I can only take naps on rainy days, I could be beat tired and not be able to sleep on a normal day, so I tend to take a nap when it rains. I'll take the rest of the day to relax and maybe watch a movie or go to the movies. Of course sex is awesome on a rainy day:)

It would be easy to give feedback, but I think the problem would be I do not believe any 2 clients are the same, may have similar taste or preference but not identical. I can see constructive criticism may work for things like location, perhaps how you advertise but for how the encounter itself, I believe there is too much of a wide variety of people out there, where we all have different taste, hence that why there are so many different provider offering different things.

You just love smacking balls around:) lol

Cristy I think refusing the client is definitely the right thing to do. Wow I do feel slightly bad for the guy cause that would be very embarrassing and awkward. Not sure this if this was his problem. I used to get the occasional rash in between my leg and penis, like a baby would get from his diaper. Since I have a physical demanding job, working in heat will no doubt cause the body to sweat often causing my underwear to become wet and humid, add friction caused by movement. The perfect recipe to cause a rash. This rash can get easily infected if it gets too severe and if treatment isn't done quickly. This can cause a smelly yeast to the area. This happened to me a couple of times which I've learned that immediately when a rash starts to occur I apply the same cream you would for babies. Keep the area dry and clean allow a day or two to heal. I've leaned also cotton is the worst material for underwear. Since I've started wearing underwear that always stay dry like (underarmor, drywear) which you can get at any sport store I've never had a problem again. This would happen on the inside of my thigh groin area never on the penis so I'm not sure it's the same. I would defiantly not visit a lady under those condition one it would be extremely embarrassing not to mention it would burn like hell to add more friction.

So out walking the dogs when I realize my puppy is chewing on something, go to take it out and oh shit yup it's cat shit. So I mushy cat shit on my hand. Not sure if this is an oh shit moment but it is shit!

I prefer to pay cash, for several reasons 1. Discreet, no trail 2. I often get paid in cash 3. I would probably be concerned of card cloning since its not something that is normally offered. (I've had my card cancelled 3 time due to cloning a real pain in the ass 4. Prevents me from blowing my budget by staying longer lol

No ones ever told me they were offend by my actions. I did read a blog where a lady feel like it a reflection on herself, when in reality she is a very trustworthy person. I doubt she ever confronted her clients, these were just her fealings. I would hate to make someone feel bad even if I didn't realize I did.

I was reading someone blog the other day and she was talking about how sometime men bring their wallet with them to the bathroom. She found this kinda hurtfull because she thinks it because the men don't trust her. I got me thinking I've been guilty of this a few time mostly when I meet someone new. It's not that I don't trust them its just why take the chance. I mean its happend to me once where I left my wallet and didnt realize until I was gone and at the store that I had no money left. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. So I always keep my wallet in my pocket and if I go to the bathroom usually to shower I bring my clothes. I mean no disrespect its just become a habit. Honestly I never thought that ladies may be offended by this. Guys what's your thought? Is there other things that offend you ladies?

Working outside and not realizing before it too late that I got a sun burn. Screw nuru massage anyone offering aloe Vera massage! Lol