Kilt Boy

I think this is the old Tease.

I do, every time I see her. She just packs up and leaves for the day.

Tell her she still owes me money.

A pile of us were sharing a PIA account, but decided to switch and go with Mullvad, too. I'm impressed with it.

A circular sock knitting machine from the 1920's. It'll take some work to get working again, but I'm gonna make me some goddam socks.

Thanks, man. I haven't enjoyed a good tug in a while.

My breakfast better chill the fuck out.

Yes.

Okay, which strip club does SHE work at? We can do without the cloak and dagger. This forum is for strippers, not outcall kinksters.

Which strip club do you work at?

I found this molex power connector in an old computer I was taking apart. I won't say what the computer was used for.

Getting married today. Just FYI, for real. I can't wait to see what all the fuss is with this sex thing. I hear it's pretty neato.

What makes me crazy? Renovators who will put down an entire home of grey click-flooring instead of sanding and refinishing a beautiful wood one. Changing an entire kitchen around with new locations for appliances that don't make any sense just to put some fresh new boxes in, and still can't figure out how to get the fridge to open from the correct direction. Painting every surface in a house grey. The changes made have not improved the value of the house if I have to unfuck everything you've done. I won't pay you what you think the house is worth if I have to pay half of it again to get it where I want it. STOP HELPING ME!