Kilt Boy

If my boss told me I could take the money and go home or take the money and stay and work ... Every job is prostitution in that light.

I've been talking to some buddies and some dancers and we're trying to work out a day to all go together. So far it looks like the Wednesday before, March 20th. The 22nd is going to be a zoo, so I want to try to get a little celebrating in before the very last day. Close enough for me. The bar should still be stocked pretty well. I imagine that on Friday they'll start running out of stuff. There may be good prices on the remainders of bottles or other bar specials, but there may be standing room only waiting for tables. I'm just trying to manage expectations.

I left Barefax on Friday because there was no play there for me. I ran into a girl who regularly dances at NuDen whom I have only ever met at Pigale's once: Cynthia. If you know Maya, she is basically a much darker version of her. She is a lot of fun right from the start. Actually, she might have jumped the starter's gun a bit by getting a bit friendly out on the floor. I think there was a table of construction dudes watching us. After that, I wound down my evening with a much shorter tour of Natasha's fine assets in the back room. Very nice.

I stopped by on Wednesday during the storm. There were only a few girls on staff and they were all busy or studiously ignoring me. That was no fun, so I finished my beer and went home. It's much cheaper for me if they don't want my money. Friday was no better. Only a half-dozen girls on, all either busy or just putting in time. I left after 20 minutes without even being offered a beverage. Things were much better at Barbarella's. I haven't heard from Trina in over a month now, and won't make any kind of supposition as to where she has gone. BF is a much less friendly place to me without her.

Okay, this problem has been resolved. This particular dancer will no longer be a problem at this particular club. I believe my feelings are best summed up here on her Lyla profile.

Divine called me in for her shift, and I was not sorry. She's great! Eva is back and looking great. She ignored me completely. It must because she's embarrassed that she still owes me a whole pile of money from a couple of years ago. Maybe it's something else. I can't really say.

If you want to have some fun, respond to that kind of post by saying, "Oh, you're one of those." Then stop responding. It nullifies their existence and turns their unfocused rage up to eleven. This was the response of a 12-year-old who will not like being pigeon-holed. #offtopic

I do this with other types of scammers, so why not?

I had a real good time with Khloe yesterday. She is very outgoing and always a blast to hang out with. Very friendly on the couch. Montana was there, and Minx. Both are just cute as buttons and happily accepted a trade of drinks for conversation. Nikkita and Nika were around and another new dark princess whose name I never got (she was stuck to one other guy the entire time I was there). I got to watch Amber on stage and fell in love with her right away. She is tall and fully filled-out. She was very popular with some of the other patrons.

Honestly, it was more surprising than anything at the time.. I had to deal with similar situations every day when I was dancing, but I'm 30+ years out of practice. Like Mikeyboy said, i was struck by the reversal of roles and thought that it deserved closer examination and discussion. Jessica is right about reporting her, even though she is a favourite. Everone can have an off day, but I think this shows a behaviour that might need to be monitored. Now I'm going to have a dozen guys on my tits saying, "You asshole! A quick, cheap handjob is exactly why I go to a strip club!" Yeah, well ... you shouldn't. I understand from both sides why it happens, but this is an inappropriate place. BTW, she texted me back saying, "Sorry was a bit drunk". I don't really feel that I need to make a further comment on that.

COURSE YOU DON'T GET FUCKIN' WAFERS WITH IT! IT'S A BLEEDIN' ALBATROSS, IN'T IT?

I had resolved to be a more selfish lover this year. Damn. I had a hard time of it. I just couldn't keep it up. It didn't last very long at all.

I know some guys are going to laugh at this, but some will take the extra second to see that this is a valid question for a troubling situation. I'd like to know if you consider this to be sexual assault, and when the line was crossed. First of all, I'm fine with how the situation was resolved. I was a bit uncomfortable at worst. Note: I wear a kilt every day. This has lead to some interesting situations in the strip clubs I go to. The girls tend to get a bit handsy, but I don't mind that at all. If they know I'm not paying for anything extra, they know where to draw the line. At the end of the day, I'm not asking for anything past standard, and they aren't going to put in much effort beyond that except to maybe satisfy their curiosity. This all happened the other day at my regular club. I don't push the limits. I don't go for extras. I go to have a couple of beers, to experience a good show, and to take a few girls to the champagne room for standard lap dances. Everyone I've been with knows this and I try to make sure that any new girl I want to try knows in advance. I was having a good time with a favourite I hadn't seen in a while. Let's call her Marge. She called over a new girl because I showed some interest. Let's call her Selma. We had a bunch of drinks and a lot of fun conversation and after they had both been on stage, I took them upstairs. Normally I try to do one-at-a-time and suggested this, but Marge convinced me that this would be a lot of fun. Fine. We were all a little tipsy, so I agreed. We went to one of the couches in the VIP area and got down to it. Selma started in with the regular and expected action, but Marge went right to work on me, flipping the kilt up and using her hands and generously appointed torso area. When I got the idea what she was after, I guided her away and reminded her that "I don't do that in the club." I said that to her several times. She tried again. I pushed her away a second time, but not before she had inserted a digit in a very personal space. I was still enjoying the tender ministrations of Selma, so that was fine. Marge said, "Yeah, I know what you want." I replied, "You have no idea what I want." She went over to look at her phone for a minute. She started right up again when she came back, but this time she was trying to put a condom on me that she had in her mouth! I had to push Selma off me before I could get to my feet to get away from Marge. Selma finally noticed what was going on and said that she would go downstairs so we could be alone. I told them both that we were done, paid them for the 3 songs, then went downstairs. I like them both and will try again with both, singly. I was just so completely surprised by Marge's insistence on adhering to her agenda that I lost control of the situation. She just went ahead with what she assumed that every man would want and didn't listen to me at all. To sum up, I said 'NO', but she tried anyway. If the roles were reversed, most people would be quick to judge this as sexual assault. Remember, there are no gradations to sexual assault; it's yes or no. Sure, it was a situation where I was paying for attention and affection, but there are still rules. What do you think?

Our group usually orders pitchers, but the option of the pint was sometimes welcome. I mean, they still bring you a pint glass to drink from, so it isn't because of breakage of the glassware. I'm not a fan of this new plan.

I know more than a few who work as both exotic dancer and full service provider. They are mostly kept apart, but there is obviously some overlap. I see how it works and think it is a great way to do it. However, these are rare and intelligent women who I respect for their sharp wits and powerful game. Do not take that information as license to ask every dancer for offsite extras. That's a dangerous road. If she wants to, she'll offer.

It was pretty calm on Monday. Not too many patrons. Not too many contractors. I tried a fairly average redbone girl who was over from Pigale's. She wanted to charge me $250 for a very tame 30 minutes. That isn't how it works. You don't come into a new club and try to convince a regular that you're worth twice what anyone else is. Then I took Charlie upstairs for a while and had a much better experience. She's back in town for a week.

The migration has begun. I saw Seven at Barefax tonight. I think that works.

I popped in after work and was greetedby the boisterous and lovely Daya. She used to dance here about 4 years ago as Jessica. She and Jenny were prettytight, if that helps. Today is her first day back. Wow.

I had a stupid cold and couldn't make the Christmas party on Friday, but they had both stages going full-tilt all day. Apparently I missed the best day of the last 5 years. Damn.

Sally is still there, though not as frequently I've found.

Definitely! Get your tickets in advance.

It happens often enough to me. Thankfully, my kilts clean right off with a little water from the sink and dry pretty quickly.

I spent a bit of time with Samantha, a cute little spinner. She is adorable and very agreeable to my eyes and other senses. I'll look her up again on my next daytime visit. Angela is a tower of darkness. She is a sturdily built girl, with all the matching assets. Very active, but not terribly exciting. Pillowy. After 4 songs, she still had all of her gear on except her shoes. Pleasant, but ...

Agreed. I get a good 4.8 l/km there.

I haven't had to worry about that for almost 20 years now.