Kilt Boy

A box of SuzyQ doughnuts for all the girls at my favourite club. #hero

Thank you, Frank.

Not a lot of talent or customers in today, but I brought doughnuts from SuzieQ and was hailed as the hero of the day. My table was never empty. I helped cure a hangover and generally had a great time.

If the onsite dog doesn't lick my balls while I'm in the CR, I'd call it a win. That was kind of a surreal experience.

All red and angry. Yuck. A dancer friend of mine asked me to send her one recently. Please note, this is not a picture of my dick. She was convinced it was, though. I'll just post it as a link so everyone doesn't have to see it. I'm hoping that humour isn't a turn off.

Must be all the extra bytes ...

There'll be another one for Thanksgiving and Christmas and a few others along the way. Someone will likely make note of them here.

The party was pretty awesome. I won 2 sets of free dances AND a golf bag. Totally not rigged. I swear! The lunch was lacklustre, as expected. Sausages and hamburgers with french fries and onion rings. It was bulk cooking and taken as such. No huge issues. Pull your buns out of a bag (not terribly sanitary according to food safety rules), fill it up, add condiments. Enjoy. Still, the girls were plentiful and eager. I spent quite a bit and was a happier man by the time I left. I met a couple of new guys who wanted to chat me up. Always a lot of fun meeting new people. GREAT SUCCESS!

TODAY! Come get some!

Sounds a lot like Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six (from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy).

Just make eye contact and wave. Try not to have a plate of food in front of you. It shouldn't be too tough.

A terrific review of an amazing televised sporting event.

A whole pile of wood offcuts to make more chopsticks. I'd never worked with roasted maple before. Cutting it up, the whole shop smelled like bacon and maple syrup. So weird.

Please help us out by describing her cleavage. That's what this group is for.

I was starting up with Kendall again when Gerry calls her to the stage. It pisses me off that he is so inflexible. That's the first time I think I've ever paid for just one dance. I had to leave or would have taken her again after her stage show.

I had an amazing afternoon with Trina and Tyra. We had a few too many drinks and an awful lot of dances. It was fun. After a bit of a break, I picked up a new lovely who is in town for a few weeks name of Kendall. She is from the Toronto area and usually dances at the Filmore. She is a delightful girl: supple, young, petite, friendly. We had a lot of fun chatting and I probably spent too much on her upstairs, but she was just lovely. I heartily recommend her. She is very light-skinned for a black girl, and very easy to talk to. alpharise got to her before me, and we have similar tastes. Thanks for your review.

Date is confirmed: JUNE 15. That's 2 weeks. Start saving.

Here is how that song usually plays for me. Show respect. Show the money. Take a break. Have a drink. Show respect. Girl goes fucking wild. Show the money. Go home happy. If you expect to meet up with an unknown dancer and get any kind of favourable treatment on the first song ... you're fooling yourself. There are certain known girls who WILL attempt to swallow you nose-to-belly on the first song, but they are a special class and the fee structure is usually discussed beforehand. Usually. Don't ask me how I know this.

There is a new HD trailer out for an amazing looking horror movie called Handjob Cabin. http://www.break.com/video/handjob-cabin-is-a-movie-about-a-ghost-who-jerks-you-off-to-death

Love that girl.

The most important thing I learned in my course is to remind yourself that what you're going through is completely normal. That knowledge alone was worth it. Don't tell yourself that you won't get to sleep, remember that you CAN get to sleep. Stop the negative thoughts and concentrate on changing them to positive thoughts. It might take a little while, but eventually you can stop having those thoughts entirely. Don't look at your bed as the enemy, but as a comfortable friend. Get into a regular sleep rhythm. Go to bed at the same time and get up at the same time. Train yourself to do that even if you don't get to sleep right away or wake up too early. If you're laying in bed for a couple of hours night after night, change your schedule to match. As long as you're getting your core 5 hours of sleep, you're going to be fine. If you go to sleep at 12 and get up at 6, make that your new normal. Be consistent. Once you get your mind and body used to that, you can try to modify it a little at a time. Maybe add another 30 minutes for a couple of weeks and see how it works out. The point I'm trying to make is that it might take some time to get where you want to be, and that's normal. If your sleep is important to you, you may have to modify other parts of your life to make it work. Look for that book I mentioned above. It's a great help. Available in electronic format as well.