Kilt Boy

The hotness. Oh, my god. I hate the heat. Once it gets over 20 degrees I just wilt. I had to go out today to get groceries and beer and ice and a few other errands, and I had to have a quick nap after. I wasn't outside all that much, and inside in the AC and the same in my car all other times. I'm such a delicate flower. Give me 4 feet of snow any day. It's supposed to be worse tomorrow (Canada Day) and I have to travel to a small town to do an outdoor craft show all day. Thank Hephaestus I've got Monday off.

A box of SuzyQ doughnuts for all the girls at my favourite club. #hero

Thank you, Frank.

Not a lot of talent or customers in today, but I brought doughnuts from SuzieQ and was hailed as the hero of the day. My table was never empty. I helped cure a hangover and generally had a great time.

If the onsite dog doesn't lick my balls while I'm in the CR, I'd call it a win. That was kind of a surreal experience.

All red and angry. Yuck. A dancer friend of mine asked me to send her one recently. Please note, this is not a picture of my dick. She was convinced it was, though. I'll just post it as a link so everyone doesn't have to see it. I'm hoping that humour isn't a turn off.

Must be all the extra bytes ...

There'll be another one for Thanksgiving and Christmas and a few others along the way. Someone will likely make note of them here.

The party was pretty awesome. I won 2 sets of free dances AND a golf bag. Totally not rigged. I swear! The lunch was lacklustre, as expected. Sausages and hamburgers with french fries and onion rings. It was bulk cooking and taken as such. No huge issues. Pull your buns out of a bag (not terribly sanitary according to food safety rules), fill it up, add condiments. Enjoy. Still, the girls were plentiful and eager. I spent quite a bit and was a happier man by the time I left. I met a couple of new guys who wanted to chat me up. Always a lot of fun meeting new people. GREAT SUCCESS!

TODAY! Come get some!

Sounds a lot like Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six (from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy).

Just make eye contact and wave. Try not to have a plate of food in front of you. It shouldn't be too tough.

A terrific review of an amazing televised sporting event.

A whole pile of wood offcuts to make more chopsticks. I'd never worked with roasted maple before. Cutting it up, the whole shop smelled like bacon and maple syrup. So weird.

Please help us out by describing her cleavage. That's what this group is for.

I was starting up with Kendall again when Gerry calls her to the stage. It pisses me off that he is so inflexible. That's the first time I think I've ever paid for just one dance. I had to leave or would have taken her again after her stage show.

I had an amazing afternoon with Trina and Tyra. We had a few too many drinks and an awful lot of dances. It was fun. After a bit of a break, I picked up a new lovely who is in town for a few weeks name of Kendall. She is from the Toronto area and usually dances at the Filmore. She is a delightful girl: supple, young, petite, friendly. We had a lot of fun chatting and I probably spent too much on her upstairs, but she was just lovely. I heartily recommend her. She is very light-skinned for a black girl, and very easy to talk to. alpharise got to her before me, and we have similar tastes. Thanks for your review.

Date is confirmed: JUNE 15. That's 2 weeks. Start saving.

Here is how that song usually plays for me. Show respect. Show the money. Take a break. Have a drink. Show respect. Girl goes fucking wild. Show the money. Go home happy. If you expect to meet up with an unknown dancer and get any kind of favourable treatment on the first song ... you're fooling yourself. There are certain known girls who WILL attempt to swallow you nose-to-belly on the first song, but they are a special class and the fee structure is usually discussed beforehand. Usually. Don't ask me how I know this.

There is a new HD trailer out for an amazing looking horror movie called Handjob Cabin. http://www.break.com/video/handjob-cabin-is-a-movie-about-a-ghost-who-jerks-you-off-to-death

Love that girl.