Kilt Boy

Also, I'd like to apologize to all the guys who saw my junk today when I was on stage. I blame Trina.

I totally rocked the short skirt and long jacket look today. #likeaboss

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A new screen for my phone. The lower right corner went dead in a bunch of places, right where all the punctuation and other important typing keys are. Imean, I could do without the 'F' key, but those others are more useful to me.

Usually, it's best that the giver also be the one in charge of the shower head if it's on a hose.

Yikes! That sounds HORRIBLE!

Thanks. A lot of good info here.

We're all aware of that. You've made your point. It's probably safe to let it go now. Really.

Do not want.

I really hate repeating myself repeating myself. I also simply despise people who can't even fake being nice. I'm sure I seem pretty cranky on here a lot, but hope that my humour shows through otherwise.

It does kind of go both ways, yeah. Getting the right balance of mystery, playfulness, and the right level of detail all at the same time has to be tricky.

Realizing that a month from now, Christmas will be over.

Yep. Working out just fine. I suppose it's a pretty good compliment when a dancer I know asks me out of the blue to help her out with a Christmas party with 10-12 of her dancer friends where I'll set up my table for a full day of massage. Yep. Just me and a dozen drunk, beautiful, young women, and a massage table. Should be fun. Oh, and I get paid. I insisted on that. Fair is fair, after all. Should I put out a tip jar, too?

I was supposed to go to the mall for her to get some nipple covers to protect her from that chain top she was wearing, but we talked so long that I didn't have time after almost having to force her to start dancing and stop chatting. NOTE: She didn't charge for the 5 songs of chat time upstairs. I needed to calm her down because of some club drama that was going on with another dancer. That's no lie. It was nice and dark in the club on Friday. Here is your chocolate guide ... Trina: curves all over, curly black hair, very French, ass for days. Karma: younger, taller, shorter hair, tiny mouth (just an identifying feature, not saying anything about her). Aaliyah: a newer girl, very curvy as well. I don't know much about her. Paris: the very definition of a spinner. She was wearing a halter top made of fine chains. Adorable smile.

Letting a favourite know that I've been intentionally ignoring her to allow myself the opportunity to get over a budding obsession, and letting her get upset with me face-to-face because we both know it'll cut into her earnings. Additional Comments: Telling a favourite that she needs to grow up and start acting like an adult, in response to her asking my advice on some difficult decisions. Then watching her cry as she faces all of the hard choices she might have to consider. If asked, I give the best advice I can and don't sugar coat it. Additional Comments: Letting a favourite know that she is being a drunk jerk and needs to calm the fsck down before she starts a fight. Also, waiting for the inevitable fallout that is sure to come when we meet next. Additional Comments: Yesterday was a very full day, fraught with danger and drama. Yes, those were 3 different dancers.

Good god damn.

The beautiful and talented Paris is in town until Monday! I was only bringing good cheer and presents on Friday, but broke from that plan when I saw her appear on my lap. Literally. Trina, and Alex had come by for a chat, a drink, and their gift. I turned around and Paris shoved my face in her bosom and curled up on my lap. I took her upstairs eventually and we chatted some more before getting down to the biscuits. Gotta keep that girl on track, but it's great to catch up.

Oops, my mistake. Sorry. Yes, at BareFax. Nevermind.

I plan to be there Thursday afternoon for the Second Thanksgiving Customer Appreciation thingy. Anyone else?

Just now ... "Oh, my god. I forgot how sensual you are. Never take your hands off me. Never."

She was at Barb's yesterday, charming as always. She's working at Barbarella's and NuDen, various schedules.

Yeah, sorry about that.

It could happen.

I was going to say that I probably used to PUT ON weight during sex. All day laying around in bed/on the couch/etc. eating and drinking and carrying on. How can you lose weight doing that?