Kilt Boy

I just took a turn with Cassie, a new spinner on the daytime stage. She has a beautiful face and a lovely figure. She is also a lot of fun upstairs. Kilt-friendly.

Insomnia. I'm starting a 6-week program to get it taken care of, drug free. I'm sure it will involve all sorts of other stuff like exercise, diet, reducing alcohol, letting the sun touch my delicate skin ...

I'm coming over.

Alternately, I get so many people in this list of 'people you may know' that I really DON'T know, that it would be impossible to sort them out. These are likely friends of friends who are only tangentially connected.The only one making that connection is likely you. "Honey, why are all of these cute, young, dark-skinned women showing up in your feed?" "Dunno. They have to be SOMEBODY'S friends, I suppose." Sorted.

People who gesticulate wildly while driving, shake their fists and scream at other traffic, drive way too fast and make erratic lane changes without signalling.

FOLLOWUP: I had dances with 4 girls. Every one of them requested a massage afterward. Correction: one I had never massaged before, but in the middle of the dances I grabbed her by the feet (she had taken off her shoes) for some instep work and she made me give her a 10 minute foot rub. It was honestly the most hilarious thing I've experienced in a while. She was sitting on my lap with her knees up on the bench beside me. I slid my hands off her ass, grabbed her feet and just dug my thumbs in. The look on her face was priceless: mouth open, shock. Then she closed her eyes, kept her mouth open and asked how I was doing that. THAT'S the reaction I love.

This just happened and everyone in the office is laughing. I'm a bit of a smartass. Always have been. I'm quick-witted, have a good memory for killer lines, and can easily connect things together for humorous effect. A guy I've never met was in the office today making casual conversation and joking with everyone. I joined in and shut him down every time with a much funnier line. After a while, he said, "You know, I'm not used to being the straight man." I said, "Then be funnier." He looked like someone had just stepped on his foot and everyone fell over laughing. It took him about 10 seconds of spluttering, trying to come up with something to top that before he stuck out his hand for me to shake. #winning Well, it turns out this is the director for our department.

I've had a bad back for the last couple of weeks, but have been at my regular SC at least 5 times since then. A couple of girls regularly grab me to take me to the CR for a good time and a bit of massage after. I told them I couldn't exert myself, and they asked if I could at least give them a massage. Sure. I can do that. Every time. Today I'm feeling a lot better. I can't wait to see if the kindness is returned. I don't expect it to be, I'm just curious to see what happens.

37.5 sq ft of Spanish cedar veneer. Sexy.

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This is true if you've likely taken the extra security precaution of adding your phone number to the account to prevent unauthorized access. Example: I joined SnapChat for about a minute. As soon as I had done so, I was presented with a laundry list of people who were in my contacts through the phone, FriendFace, and Instagorm who were also on SnapChat. These programs find any commonality that they can use to aggregate 'friends' for you. This makes you more engaged on their service and makes it more likely that you'll stay because of the personal connections.

No, I'M Spartacus!

Nobody has said it yet, so I will. THANKSGIVING CUSTOMER APPRECIATION PARTY OCTOBER 6TH (this Friday) It was fucking insane last year. 11 hours of fun for me. You can check out my rundown in a previous thread (on page 58). Reserve a table because it gets packed. Really interesting floor shows, usually. Showcases. Prizes. (613) 562-1313 to reserve or talk to the bar staff.

I knew I was coming out to the SC tonight, so did a little clean-up at work before heading out. Just a quick dry shave. You can feel it if you want.

It reminds me of the high school jock from one episode of Rick & Morty: "I throw the ball far. If you want good words, date a languager." Ever since seeing that, I've described myself as a languager.

Put it in your ad."Please be polite and use full sentences. Failure to comply indicates a lack of respect for my rules and will not be responded to."

For the love of god, don't be an asshole to the girls. I was at a favourite watering hole yesterday and it was so dead that I had a little summit with some of the ladies, discussing bad behaviours. I heard stuff that made my skin crawl and my blood boil. I'm no stranger to the business, but some of this stuff was so far over the line that even I was shocked. Waiting until she turns her head away from you, then intentionally moving in closer so that when she turns around your lips touch. That's unwanted sexual touching right there. It's technically assault. Taking it out of your pants and telling her to put it in her mouth. Then when she says no and points out the very sensible club rules, telling her to fuck you. Agreeing to continue without interruption, but continuing with an unbroken stream of requests for sexual activity. No means no, asshole! I know times are tough and the cash just isn't flowing in like it used to, but nobody should be forced to choose to put up with shitty behaviour just because the guy is paying. That's predatory. Those are just a couple of mild examples I was told about. If you're one of these guys, or aren't shaking your head while reading this post, maybe just don't go to the strip club because you're a terrible human being. Yes, there are some girls who will go further than others. One may try to shove it down her throat on the first song (unlikely). Don't judge anyone else's behaviour by that. In fact, don't even judge HER normal behaviour by that. One more piece of advice: treat each CR session as a separate event. If you've seen a girl before and she let you get pretty far, don't think that you've put a bookmark in your activities and you'll start up right where you left off. Today is a different day.

That's lovely. I recommend travel to everyone.

There's a whole lot to worship there.

Please give generously to any girls you know who have family in affected regions. Earthquakes, too. Ask if they are sending money back home to help with rebuilding efforts. That's just me. There are many others who have big hearts. Don't expect a tax receipt. I don't even expect preferential treatment. That isn't why I do it. I have it. They need it. Give.