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I just love that outfit at 07:14. I'm imagining the tan lines it would make.

I was thinking of the Frank Zappa version.

Customer appreciation annual bbq luncheon friday august 18 at 12:00 pm noon it's our famous bbq time.... First come first serve, don't miss it.. Prizes prizes prizes prizes prizes and of course you get to spend the day with our gorgeous girls.. Any questions ask your server or management.see you then.. Feel free to take this invitation with you. Thank you bare fax staff and management

What is the best way to deal with a stalker? This is not a hypothetical situation. Asking for a friend. Let's say that someone you were engaged with as an adult service provider began to display signs of mental disturbance. Obsession. Delusion. Need for constant attention. Incessant texting, calling, leaving messages. Threatening self-harm. Etc. Let's assume that the offender has been cut off from as many channels of contact as is possible and you've already changed your phone number because he gets around call blocking by just using a different phone. Somehow he has found your real phone number and/or your home address. He knows where you work, and you've warned everyone you trust and work with about him along with pictures and all relevant information pertaining to your safety and the situation. The police have been called, but there is very little that they can do proactively. What else can you do to keep yourself safe and calm your mind?

Stacey is a new dancer who is going to do well. According to some sources (believe what you will) she danced at Pigale's for a year until she was old enough to dance at BareFax. citation needed She is tiny and pale and fluently bi. She is about 5' tall and maybe 90 pounds soaking wet. She can grind with the best of them. She doesn't drink at work, except for an occasional RedBull. I kept her warm all afternoon today, but took her upatairs last week on her first day to make her feel welcome. Her half-shaved pixie haircut gives her an adorable punk rock girl vibe. Come on down daytime to see her. She's friendly and personable.

Okay, but you aren't going to change the convention or ever prevent it from being used, with the possible exception of people you've already frightened into remembering. I find that my reply surprises people enough (especially when said with some small amount of vigor) that it shakes them out of their rigid conversational placidity. Jesus. Forget the coffee. I need some titties and beer.

The standard greeting ceremony of hi-how-are-you-fine-how-are-you-good has been stale and boring since before I was born. When asked that first question, I used to use a shocking response like, AWFUL, or HOMICIDAL. Now, I try the exact opposite, because I'd rather pick someone up than drag them down. Stellar Fantastic Sterling The Very Best Awesome Incredible What else could I use?

This is from the movie Monty Python's The Meaning of Life in the section titled 'Death'. They were all chasing after Graham Chapman, who is, of course, gay. "This man is about to die. In a few moments now, he will be killed. For Arthur Jarret is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution." There was a cast photo taken with all of them and the boys, and I spent many long moments trying to figure out which colour team I would have chosen. Of course, I can't find it now. I'm pretty sure it was in a Playboy at the time.

Interesting side note, she did force me to examine a few of my motivations for my behaviour, which in turn has led to a decision to focus more on my primary relationship ... so, yeah. #backfire

Be careful what you say. Some people may take your casual statements as promises. I told an ATF early one week that I'd be in on Friday and I planned to be spending money on girls then. I came in on Friday, but was continually surrounded by other girls all day. On my way out, my ATF braced me for a conversation about me not keeping my promises. Apparently, I should have left the 3 girls who were paying attention to me (quite personal attention, I must add) to seek her out. I disagree, but it has taught me to be very specific with my language now.

I looked into that. I know it is used a lot as a cheap alternative because it comes in a powder form and you can mix it up as you need it, but the idea that it is marketed FOR VETERINARY USE ONLY as a bovine lubricant kind of puts me off. Okay. I've made up several different thicknesses, and settled on two that seem to do the job. Multiple jobs, actually. Following is a list of uses that it is good for: -personal lubricant -shaving intimate areas -hipster beard shaving gel for visibility -hair gel -moisturizer -heel cream -makeup remover -massage gel (nearly nuru, that will be a new/different product) -put on your wetsuit/latex garment/tight vinyl boots easier Please feel free to add your own. I'm reminded of that old SNL skit for 'Shimmer'. "It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping!" I've added just a touch of blue colour to make it look more professional.

This thread has a lot of good info. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=246796

I've seen the same thing happen as for a special event where the guy in question is taken to the stage, put on a chair and treated mercilessly by his regulars. Sometimes, his underwear is cut or pulled off without taking his pants off. Ouch. All part of the show. He does get some special attention up there, though, and it is usually paid for by a table of friends. I have no idea what the rate might be for that. Plus, it just never happens to a guy in a skirt. DANGER! DANGER! I know how far things can go onstage, and a lot can be hidden from the crowd by a deft performer. Doubly dangerous for me. Trust me, if you're a patron in a dance hall on your birthday ... don't wear any underewear and make sure you've eaten before you arrive.

I don't think it's wrong to expect gifts from people who know it's your birthday. I wouldn't expect them from everyone, but you could certainly ask your regulars. if you drink, a few extra shots never hurt anyone. If not, an extra $10 on your tab can go a long way. If the DJ is into it, he can ask guys to line the stage with fives. A quick motorboating during your stage performance for 10 guys could certainly be worth it. Birthdays are for you to receive, not to give. I mean, if you're at work you should work. If you're going to work, expect to work hard because you will likely get extra attention. Get one of those stupid birthday tiaras and wear it all day to remind people. When I attend the club on my birthday (as I did this year), I get a few extra drinks from friends, but I pay for my own dances. I never expect, and never get, anything extra from a dancer. I don't like to mention it because it can make for a strained moment. Will she give me something extra? Won't she? Ahhh! The tension! It's like mentioning that you're going to review her online before you get her in the booth. That's dirty pool. I always wait until afterward, then ASK if I can review them. I never work on my birthday, but I don't work in the service industry and I certainly don't get tips. I say do it, and have a blast. It's an opportunity to have fun and make a lot of money at the same time.

Neither of us lost a stitch. We may have been talking about the bible, I can't remember now. It was all very spiritual. I believe God was mentioned several times. If you want to take a run at Paris, bring the mortgage money. And a stick, to make your way through the crowd. I have ticket #00001. #dibs

My Paris (the darker, shorter, tattooed, thinner one, sometimes called London if the other Paris is working) is returning to Ottawa on Friday and sent me a message so I could let you all know. She's CRAZY good in the CR, and I wouldn't miss her for the world. I just need her to get back to me about when on Friday because I ain't got all day. REMINDER TO SELF: bring better back support this time. =========================== Also, I wanted to report that I took Trina for a stroll upstairs and her foot seems to be healing nicely. It took a while to get back downstairs, but that's to be expected. I don't know how, but she emptied my wallet and didn't remove a stitch of clothing! She is such a great girl.

A quarter-ton of soapstone. My back is already hurting just thinking about it. Are there any young girls willing to move it while wearing a bikini? It never hurts to ask. I'll even provide the gloves.

I love strip clubs. I love using the champagne room. I love making such an impression on a dancer that she wants to give me her number or email. Then what? I mean, I know we aren't "friends". She isn't going to help me move. What is this info good for? How far is too far? Maybe a few fun texts here and there just to keep up the interest. Letting her know when I'll be at the club, or asking for her schedule? Sure. 'Good morning' or 'Good night' once in a while to let her know I'm thinking about her. Why not. Bugging her to meet after work or go out on dates when she is obviously not interested in that? Probably not. A little light stalking on the internet to find out her personal details? Not even a little bit. Take another look at your life choices if this is you. Now, I'll admit that when I get those digits in my Samsung FondleSlab4 and start getting notifications from Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc., that one of my new contacts is online ... of course I'm curious. All of their info is right there! Pictures. Names. Other people who've liked her. The amount of information can be intoxicating. It makes you feel like you're even closer. Using that info for personal gain is creepy in the extreme and not likely to be seen in a positive light. It's hard to stop, but you have to know where to draw the line. Going further, it's possible with the phone number to pay a service to get the associated contact details. That's frightening. This is the reason that I prefer email: security and privacy. How about pictures? Is it okay to ask her for pics? Is it okay to HOUND her for pics? I mean, come on. They're just pics. (sarcasm) Sometimes you need to step back and get a little perspective. Maybe you're pushing too hard. Maybe you're being a jerk to someone who is just doing their job and wants to turn it all off after their shift. I mean, I'm not really into talking with some rando about the intricacies of server maintenance when I'm at home. I won't send you pics of my machines, either. That's just weird. Don't ask again, you weirdo.

You really have to watermark any photos you put online. There are free programs that you can use from your phone to do this if that's how you want to do it.

I was having a friendly chat with a dancer I'm pretty close to, and we were discussing transgender issues. She looks at me seriously and says, "You know how some men can pull off looking like a woman and some women can look like a man very easily? You'd make a terrible woman." I'll take that as the compliment it was meant to be, but we laughed for a good 5 minutes.