Kilt Boy

INTEGRITOUS is my gladiator name.

BGR = Black Girl Rule For more, there is another thread in this forum created by a dancer who is pretty upset with the situation, and another started by me in the Dancers & Devotees social group on the same subject. About the rest, a situation was discussed that was a bit too pointed at one individual in a very negative way, most references have been removed, and the situation dealt with. No need to add a black mark in this positive thread. PAY THE DANCERS AND CARRY ON [emoji7]

Had an interesting lunch yesterday. Chrissy finished her set, dressed, then came to our table for some help. She had on a nice royal blue one piece swimsuit that ties up all along the back, but the ties had knotted up and she couldn't undo it. I spent a good 10 minutes working on that knot with her cozied up against me, her delightful bum pressed up on me. I used to make knotted paracord bracelets, so I'm pretty good with knots. The problem was the string was the same stretchy material as the outfit. I eventually got her undone, tied back up again, and cut off the extra 2' of cord from the ends with a knife I always have handy. Be prepared. Hey, now I have a new cord for my sunglasses! Plus, it still smells like her ...

I thought you meant psychic. I'm pretty sure she isn't that either.

I promised myself I wouldn't cry. * cries *

I think you're overposting in the wrong category.

I honestly think she was just blind to the fact that there was money there. The guys laughed in a way that I took to imply that they didn't understand it either.

I tried stage tipping with mixed and unexpected results at BareFax last Friday. First, there was a dancer with sleeve tattoos who I wanted to talk to. She took my money, gave me some attention and a smile, then went upstairs and never came back down. I saw her do her return stage show, then she disappeared again. I tried to tip Sofia, but she either didn't notice or was snubbing me because she left the stage and didn't even look my way. The guys next to me laughed when I shrugged my shoulders and picked the $5 up off of the stage. Neither of the dancers I was originally discussing this with were working that day.

Serenity, Jenna, and Cece in today. Jenny barback. I don't want to be negative, but Cece's ass is quite a bit bigger than I remember. That might work for you. She's still flexy as hell, and still has an attitude. Again, that might work for you. Oo! Adriana just showed up. I may stay a bit longer to see her stage show. EDIT: WOWEE! What a mover!

Oh, jeez. I almost forgot about this one! Tour of the Earth 1986, just before I retired from dancing. In a travel cradle on the back of an elephant in Burma. It was really quite challenging and that made it doubly fun. Then, multiple times on a nude beach in Greece. Also, between two train cars, both of us facing outward, somewhere in Romania, while the train was moving.

Oops. Increase those numbers by one. Juicy was holding somebody captive in the back for a half hour or so.

Monday lunch, so I'm not expecting much. I'm taking a course across the street all week, so will be in for a lunchtime beverage frequently until Thursday. Serenity is the only girl in. I have to say that she is looking extra fine. I never really took to her, but whatever she's been doing seems to be working. Her bum is quite spectacular. One other patron. Full lunch buffet, though!

I spent a long afternoon there on Friday. It wasn't nearly as dark as it usually is, so I switched my routine up a bit. I started with a new girl: Autumn. When I say new, I mean fresh-out-of-the-crate new. She's only been at it for a month and still has that new-dancer smell. We chatted A LOT, before and after a trip upstairs. A really eager beaver and I think that she has a good head on her shoulders. She has long auburn hair with cute bangs and was really curvy. After a bit, she introduced her travel-mate Jordan to me. Jordan is more experienced, and was a pretty good time, but all-in I think I preferred Autumn. She was just friendlier, which made the difference. These two were only in town for a week and are done after a shift tonight. Next, I finally got around to taking Natalia up. She is so soft and inviting, a real treasure. She is a veteran of this club and used to work at Pink's before this (if anyone still remembers Pink's). Her saucy little smiles always brighten my day. All it took was one smile to Selena and she came right over. She is really shy, and we made her feel at home with our group. Her English is improving and really not bad at all, but she still feels nervous speaking it instead of her native Spanish. She was quite pleasant in the CR as well. I wanted to spend some time with Trina, but her ankle is still twisted and she knew how much torture she would put it through if we went upstairs. Instead, she threw her new friend Bella at me. Bella is just cute as a button. She's dark, tiny, beautiful, and a great dancer. Definitely a new card in my deck. Trini wanted to take me up and try out some new moves, but I had to leave. Not before she got her NO BGR button, though. She was very excited to put it on.

Yeah, I was there a couple of weeks ago after work and she was serving then as well. Why no love for Guylaine?

Is her name Wednesday? Like Wednesday Addams? You saw Wednesday on Thurday? I'm getting all turned around.

Correct you? You're exactly who I want to hear from!

BareFax. Now, the one who asked me for a tip has been one of my regulars, but was on the road for a month and came back very mercenary. Like I said, it might be nothing. I just want to see if anyone else has noticed the same thing.

It may be a new thing, or it may not even be a thing at all. I experienced some interesting behaviour last Friday that got me thinking. I was having a chat with one of my regular dancers and we were discussing the idea that if you're sitting in the front row, maybe you should be tipping each girl who comes up five dollars. That seems like a little and a lot all at the same time. I thought we were just talking hypothetically until a little later when I jumped up front to say hello to someone else I know and she asked me from the stage if I had five dollars for her. It might be a new and concerted effort to make more money. I'm not sure. It would certainly keep guys from sitting there all night if there was a 'seat tax'. I'll admit that I've done it. I've sat up there for hours, just getting lost in the music, beer, and dancers. The other side of it is that nobody is going to sit up there until they WANT to tip a girl. I don't know if that's any better. Anyone else see this behaviour, or is it just me? I'm all for the girls making money, and I try to make sure that they do, but this just weakens the pot and might make me decide that I don't have enough to take someone upstairs at all. I see both sides of it. I may try that next time I go. I'll hit the rail for a couple of dancers, tip them from the seat and see what happens after I go back to my table. Take pity on me. My eyes aren't what they used to be.

New thread: MA/SP WTFs

I'm hard at work.

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