Kilt Boy

The number questions regarding transfer of "sex for drugs or money" is quite extensive.

An honest to god old ad for WD-40.

It's better for condoms because there aren't supposed to be any oils or chemicals that can break down the latex. Who uses it? Is it as slippery/effective as other oils and lubricants? Does it last as long? Yes, this is market research.

Finally, a bridesmaid's dress I can get behind.

Surprising a young dancer by undoing her outfit with one hand. Then having to explain to her what a butterfly clasp was and how I undid it with one hand. I mean, seriously? I can undo a 5-hook bra strap with one hand, in one motion. You think your little butterfly clasp is gonna slow me down? Check my merit badges.

Yes, there is a free lunch time buffet with the purchase of a beverage. Yes. The price is the same as always: $20/song.

Aim For The Roses. It isn't likely that anyone else will even run into this one, but I feel I have to mention it anyway. A friend took me to the local repertory theatre to see this. It is a film about a few different things, but with one theme: Ken Carter. He was a rocket car stuntman in the 70s who attempted to jump a car over the St. Lawrence River. Then, some lunatic made an album about that. It's all done on double-bass, which I play, so was kind of interested. Plus, there's a lot of math thrown in to the musical theory. Good lord. Watch the trailer. It will give you a pretty good idea. I mean, it was kind of entertaining all the way through, but it was just kind of kooky. Not in the way that I like.

No response, no followup. I am now allowed to call bullshit on their claim. REQUIRED, almost.

The description seems accurate. She has leopard spot tattoos. There was another dark beauty who came in who was like a body builder frame and had the plastic boobs that sat almost a bit too high. Really interesting. Anyone catch her name?

Just to be sure, I'll try to make sure that there is at least one additional woman in the room at all times. For safety. Good idea. I'm pretty sure that two of you could take me. (Just trying to lighten up a pretty dour conversation a little bit.)

I have to mention Leela. Not Layla, who is a new ebony girl. No, LEELA. She's a gorgeous brunette MILF from Montreal. Holy cow! I was really impressed with her stage presence and sexiness. Sure, she's a bit older, and not as trim as the younger girls, but my lord was she sexy. Just really classy and knew how to work the room. I think some of the younger girls should take a class from her to see how to get it done. She was up and down all afternoon. I was there with my posse from noon until about 5 on Friday and not in a position to spend or I would have taken a turn myself. We chatted briefly and she was all kinds of polite and professional. I was very impressed with her game. I told her to give me a try the next time she saw me, because I was definitely interested. I'm pretty sure she'll remember me. We shared a lot of knowing glances and smiles, IFYWIMAITYD. I only wish I had more to report. I would love to hear from someone else who has taken the plunge with this beautiful woman. She was just maximum sexy and she knew it. Wow.

I stopped in for a quick beer last night, on the way home. It was not packed, but brisk trade was taking place. I finally got to see Nicole. A quick clone of Stacey. Seven and Natasha were working a regular guy and Carmella was working the rest of the room with deliberation and good speed. Looked like it was picking up when I left at 6.

I was at Barb's for about 4 hours this afternoon. It was excruciatingly dead. Never more than 6 guys in at a time and down to 2 for quite a while. I had popped in to make a delivery for Joy, Natasha, and Seven. Got some new ideas for custom work for them, too. I spent the entire time chatting with old friends and catching up. It was a lot of fun. Big thanks to Dennis. He got a divorce, lost his kids and his job and wouldn't stop buying me and my girls drinks. Stacey kept him busy in the back for quite a while but they'd come up for air once in a while. Sometimes you just need to blow off some steam.

The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath. "It is necessary for me to tell you at this point that there is a clause in our contract here tonight that says if anything nasty happens on stage, terrible things happen to us. So. We just want to assure you that our only interest is doing a swell job for you. HOWEVER, it is also necessary to prove our good intentions before we begin by reciting our Mothers of Invention Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath. If the members of our rocking teen combo will please repeat after me: I [insert name here], do hereby solemnly swear in accordance with the regulations of the contract of this here rock and roll engagement and the imbecilic laws of the state of Florida and respective regulations perpetrated by rednecks everywhere, am in no circumstances to reveal my tube, wad, dingus, wee wee, and/or penis on the stage. This does not include private showings in the hotel room, however, which is the Ramada Inn." So inspiring.

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A bit cold in the club tonight, but plenty of hot ladies to keep a fellow warm. Okay, mostly they were leeching off of my warmth because they're not wearing much, but still. You know what I mean. Ladies of note: Paris, Natalia, Trina, Bianca, Jewels, Tasha, a few new girls whose names I can't remember, a few more regulars whose names I SHOULD remember. I'm a bad man.

EW! #cooties

Apparently not. This account is now suspended.

You gotta mind your pints and quarts if you sit that close. Oopsy! A little spilled beer is nothing to cry over. Laugh it off and carry on.

Drop Dead Gorgeous. Girl Next Door. There's a thread in the General All Canada section called 'help with abbreviations'. There will be a test. Once you pass, you can begin posting with the rest of us cool cats. Here's a few more from an old avatar I made years ago.

Brushing the cobwebs off the old fella and taking care of business. By myself, but still ... it's been a while and felt good. A respectful thank you to all those who filled my mind with memories. #ew

Looking for information: Can anyone tell me how babies are made? Not asking for a friend.

I don't think you're the reason, specifically (you didn't even mention it to the shop), but if it is a recurring issue then management will take action. This is a business, so anything or anyone who messes with that won't last. EVEN I am not that powerful. [emoji12] Plus, being a waitron at a peeler bar may not be the zenith of a server's aspirations. Maybe she just moved on. It may be coincidence. It may be deliberate. Don't put too much thought into it. You're being kindly informed that there are different servers on staff, so if that had kept you away you should come back. That's great service to the community if you ask me. Any dancer who keeps me updated on the affairs at my favourite clubs has my gratitude. Dudes, too. I just find it more genuinely informative when I get the info straight from the people who spend the most time there. They REALLY know what's going on.

hashtag #long

Don't hesitate, then. To quote the great movie The Three Amigos: "You want the woman, you take the woman." Find her, get her attention, be happy. Also, her schedule is posted on her website. Link in her signature.