Kilt Boy

Wait, what was that about his long member?

I've never really been a tool guy, but a friend I do massage for asked if I could make her one of those gliding rockers that you attach a dildo onto for solo playing. You sit on this bench and move it back and forth like a gliding rocking chair, but a counter rotating mechanism inside the chair uses that same action to move another panel up and down against the plane of the cushioned seat. There are a number of ways to attach dildos to it (and an addition to allow reversing DP at the same time), and ways to adjust the stroke depth. The Vac-U-Lock system from Doc Johnson is what we're going with. I have the plans now and am about to start putting it together for her. It sounds like a lot of fun, and she says that she wants to put on a show for me the first time she uses it. Hey, what are friends for? I'm not sure, but I imagine that I'll be painting it hot pink. That should look great. Maybe red vinyl for the seat.

With an hour to kill, I decided to drop in on Megan for a little while Saturday afternoon. We had a quick drink and discussed world hunger, international politics and personal finances for a while. I still had time to take her to the CR for a twirl, so we worked up a sweat in the back. Yes, I sought her out. That's how great she is. There were 3 or 4 other ladies there, but Magan was the only one moving briskly in and out of the back. I guess her appointment secretary is doing a good job! #lovethatgirl

Maybe they need to put some more cameras down there. Just a thought.

I want to be involved in the performance review process. DIBS! DIBS! OH, dibs! You all heard me. I said dibs. #dibs

Nina is new, but took me upstairs for an amazing time. She's a great conversationalist. No, really. She can carry it and drag you along. A strong, clear voice, which is very attractive to me. Also, gorgeous and friendly. She seems to really enjoy her time at work and was very enjoyable in the CR. I guess I'm just a sucker for any girl whose name ends in 'ina' today.

Trina shook all her goodies for me. I fell right out of my tree! It took her a while (and a couple of drinks) to sober up, but totally woth the wait. Mikayla was looking good and spent some of her precious time with me. Stunning. You really have to check her out.

Gigantic conference. Coffee runs out. I brought a thermos with me and made some new friends.

I think we all know what you mean.

I'm the Emergency officer in my building in the same power outage, so badgered by people for information I couldn't possibly have. Traffic is a nightmare, busses are insane. I'll just wait in my cozy little workspace for another hour and hope things have improved. This is one of the reasons I keep liquor in my office.

... you could make a joke and not have to apologize after? Example: someone is shown to be duplicitous, and just happens to be a woman. That has no actual bearing on the situation. It could just as easily have been a man. Then, I say, "Women. Not to be trusted." A joke, for sure, but someone within a short and limited listening distance could have been horrifyingly offended by that. #eyeroll Also, I'm old.

I just found it hard to believe that it was so prevalent as to have a descriptive term associated. Here is a link to a transcript of a recorded interview with some young jerk who regularly does this. http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/why-i-stealth-most-of-the-time/8533822

Stealthing is described as surreptitiously removing a condom during sex. This is deplorable behaviour, in my opinion. You both agreed to have sex and one of the conditions was that the top wears a Jimmy hat (a complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war). Changing the conditions voids the agreement. No consent equals rape. Then, we're right back to all the issues that accompany bareback riding. How would you, as a provider, handle this situation?

Jerk. [emoji12]

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Shit. Now my shirt smells funny.

Damn. Trina came by while another girl was getting a back massage, pulled up my kilt to have a look and laughed so loud it almost hurt my feelings. Then she made up for it upstairs, so we're okay now. I think she fell in love with me. I mean, who could blame her? I'm fucking awesome! #curiosity

Natalia turns in another amazing stage show. Skyler is looking stellar. So is Grace. Wow.

Beeteedubs, today is Bloody Caesar Day. I'm on my way to have one right now.

Ways My Reproductive System Is Like Windows 10 by Katrina Spencer https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ways-my-reproductive-system-is-like-windows-10

That last one is going to be me in a couple of months. #brainscrub

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