Kilt Boy

No, obviously I'm not.

I've been to a lot of strip cluba in my lifetime. I'm trying to figure out my handicap. Is it different for each club, or relevant over a lifetime? What are the rules for that? Are there any? If not, should we make some?

If I didn't know better, and I do, this could be SweetEva from here, a dancer from BareFax in Ottawa. She isn't quite this dark, but her faces and planes are all about the same.

Oh, man. I forgot that I had almost every girl in the joint on my lap for a while yesterday. That, plus the abuse I put up with in the CR, and it feels like yesterday was leg day at the gym.

Dammit. I wasn't going to spend today. I pushed off a couple of favourites, and they weren't happy. Then Ashley and Paris double-teamed me into a 30 minute duo. #worthit

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Every single time I get to the club ...

Does she have a sister?

I'm sending in my design tonight to get a metal embossing stamp made. It's about $200, but I can use it for other products, too. That'll be a permanent mark on both tins.

I realized I had one of the larger tins kicking around. Here is a mockup of both tins and a lighter for size/scale. Lots of room inside for a wick and a bit of hemp cloth. Even if you wrap the wick around the lighter.

Here is my first mockup. I ran down to the store for some lighters to check. The mini (right side) might not fit where shown when I have the actual tin to put it in.. Still, it'd fit where the other one is.

I don't know if you want to see REALLY HORRIBLE every time you look at the box, but it really does work as a company name. I was thinking LETTUCE LOCKER or something. I'm also toying with the idea of doing abstract droplet art with my new alcohol inks on the tops. Maybe these would cost extra. Thanks for your help, man. We may work something out for sample trials.

How about a simple square of hemp fabric, like the wax paper they use for Altoids? It works for them. It is starting to look like a bit of a production now, though. Open the tin. Open the fabric flap. Unwrap the wick. Open the other container. Get the green. Fill the bowl. Get the lighter. Light the wick. Giv'er. Although, some people relish the rituals. Also, it's all in one place (aside from the device).

I have a bunch of these that I can use for the inner container. They're 3" inside, so a standard sized rolling paper would fit. Still plenty of room after that.

Nice idea. Box board might do the trick. I could include a link to a PDF so you could cut one out of whatever material you wanted.

I haven't decided if the dispenser is a card with the cord wrapped around it or a bottle to pull it from. The bottle would take care of some of those issues. Here is a pic of the case I have in mind. It should hold a standard BIC lighter.

I'm looking at developing another product line, and want some input. This seems like a good cross-section of potential customers so I'll try to get your thoughts. I don't smoke. Never have. I don't think I even know anyone who smokes. Times certainly have changed. With the idea that pot smoking will become more mainstream in Canada, I thought I'd start to move on that. I can get hemp cord at a pretty decent price and beeswax, too. It isn't difficult to combine the two to make a slower-burning wick. This is a common practice for pot smokers who are concerned about all the butane and flint dust that they're inhaling from their lighters (or sulphur from matches). You light the wick, and use THAT instead. Also useful for cigar smokers. It gives a clean burn of material that you're already inhaling. I'm not the first to come up with this idea, and there is already a market going. What I'm trying to do is find a better way to market it. To do that, I need to know how you would use it, or already do use it. It is typically sold rolled in a shape like you would see a pair of shoelaces: say, a loop the width of 4 fingers, 2m or longer. That makes it easy to carry. The problem is that the beeswax is slightly sticky and gets covered with the lint in your pocket/purse or anything else. It would collect dust from your house if left there. My idea is to sell it with a hinged metal tin (like an Altoids or Fisherman's Friend tin), that could hold the waxed cord, lighter/matches, papers, etc., and maybe a couple of pre-made items if you were taking it with you. For use with a water pipe, only the first two. The waxed cord would be wrapped around something (and also sold separately) so that you could pick up refills. Is there anything I'm missing? Do you see any utility in this idea? Also, I'm looking for a name. I have a couple in mind, but I love hearing what others come up with.

Those are the worst. The only way I could take them was to fill my mouth with water first, tilt my head back, pop the pill and swallow all at once. Yuck. Of course, that was 1986. Maybe things have changed since then.

It wasn't exactly dead yesterday, but it could have been busier. The bar was making money and there were only a few of us who went upstairs. I had played out my budget early, but my favs were all crowded at my table chatting and soaking up my copious body warmth. Some of these girls get cold really quickly: Eva, Ice, Tianna, Trina. I pointed out the money a few times to help out, but nobody was buying. Well, it was a pleasant enough afternoon for me.

A big pack of googly eyes. The possibilities are endless.

Weird. No, I'd never heard anything from management and I might have sold a dozen wallets and tie-dyed ass cloths there. I enjoyed going, and the ladies seemed to enjoy my offerings. That was it. No noise, no problems, not a mention. Not to me, anyway. Just setting things straight. I think my reputation speaks for itself. Thanks guys, for standing beside me. EDIT: Okay, I read the post and it seems mostly to be about me not giving a cut to the house (veering away from the 'boycott' issue for some reason). If we're keeping count, I've done that many times over. I tip the girls well. I over-tip the servers. Maybe the owner or DJ wanted something? What is the going rate for graft? Anyway, I'm not going to let it ruin my day. It's interesting to be specifically singled out in this way, though. Suspicious, almost. However, I will make a point of asking the managers at the other clubs I attend if they have any problems. I do enough business online that it wouldn't hurt. I offer it as a service to the "ready cash" club.

You can always try to convince your girl that her tonsils are actually her mouth clitoris. Now, how to stimulate it ... DISCUSS