Kilt Boy

I'm going to have to check with snopes.com, but I think Ariel is an urban myth.

If this is possible, I know a few ladies who should be Pope! http://trib.al/7UJa8Nm

What a night. I was there from 6-1 and traded stories and dance coupons with relatively high frequency. Chrissy started me off. I can't get enough of this girl, and she doesn't mind giving it to me either. That face. Those boobs. She's so flexible and soft. Like Gumby! She's recently joined us under the name PrettyChrissyBaby (above), so welcome her to the site. I think my plan is working. Next, Paris. You have to watch this girl or she'll walk all over you. Like, literally. I've had to show her the yellow card before, and she knows to hold back with me. I just can't resist her perfect little butt and beautiful lips. Then, the drinks started to kick in and there was a line of girls waiting to take me to the CR. I gave them each a turn. Carmen was a standout, and a beginning of variation from my regular type. Love a dancer who walks the floor with a can of beer in hand. Heaven Lee was a whole lot of woman and an absolute ton of fun. I spent an unforgettable half hour with Veronica. I love that girl. She's slightly awkward in her movements (we've talked about it), more hockey player than dancer, but still makes it work. We're bros. I think I reached my stretch goals with them. I find it odd that in all the time I've been going to Barb's, Stacey has never approached me. She'll work the entire floor and completely ignore me. That's fine with me, really, I just find it odd. I ran into a few old friends, and a guy I used to work with 20 years ago. He remembered me right away and I him, eventually. Maybe it's my FACE that is memorable. Someone was having a really horrible experience with a patron, so she came to sit with me. I bought her a drink and just let her rant. Anybody can have a bad day. After 15 minutes, she was finally in a good mood. It's nice to be recognized as the 'safe space'. As I was leaving, she broke away from a table to give me a long, honest hug and thanked me for helping her to enhance her calm. Anyway, after 7 hours of stage diving and bouncing pretty girls on my lap, it's no wonder that my legs are sore this morning.

After grabbing me under the table and making a pretty accurate estimate of my size, "You know, I have no gag reflex ..." Why are you telling me this?

Ha ha! Made you look! ... at my junk!

I enjoy a good discussion about 'fluid dynamics', if you know what I mean. Wait, what?

Oopsy. I apologize for the suggestive bulge in that previous photo. Ladies ... you're welcome. A 'friend' pointed it out to me afterward.

(all in unison) "YOU HAVE!"

A new shirt!

Daaaaaaaamn.

Hypnotism at its best.

A bunch of the girls love to sit and chat with me when it isn't busy. We talk about the business and if they're near target for the evening. If I feel like it, I'll help out even if I'm over budget. It might make someone's night, even if I don't get to come back for another week.

I don't know that I've ever seen her. I'll have to find a time to give her a spin and ruin her for everyone else. Heh heh. What time of day/week?

This was more of a hilarious coincidence. I sell things on a popular online retailing site, and I get immediate notification of any sales. I had just finished up some dances, pulled out my wallet and phone and a sale went through, triggering the CHA CHING cash register sound on my phone. Everyone in the CR got a laugh about that.

I've been discussing this with some other members to get their perspectives, and I think we've come up with some good stuff. Take a look and see if it is out of line. We feel this will help us to find our ATFs easier, they make more money, safer communication channels, more traffic on LYLA, everyone wins. Online link: http://rizak.info/other/stories/advice01.html Word doc: http://rizak.info/other/stories/advice01.docx This will print as a 4-page booklet if you have it set to print on both sides, flipped along the short side.

I was having a blast at the SC last night and spending some time with a new girl from Montreal, her first shift. She was intrigued by my kilt. Her friend told her that it's all I ever wear. She asked me why I wear a skirt. I replied, "Why not? I mean, I am a woman, after all." She laughed so hard she fell off the bench.

It was dead, dead, dead tonight. The girls were hitting me pretty hard. No waiting. I barely had time to get a drink in. Of course, I ended up paying for about 10 drinks for the girls, though. I spent some time with Chrissy, of course. That girl is hot hot HOT! She totally rocks it in the CR. She practised her stage tricks on me, too. Gotta get that right before someone gets hurt. Then, it was Tianna. We'd chatted before, but she really wanted to take me to the back. Okay, I can live with that. Not a terrible time, all told. I'm not complaining. She is the master of the pout and knows when to ask you for another shot or a drink. Don't be afraid to say no. Her friend from Montreal showed up, and we all headed to the back for some fun, friendly times. Jesus. Destiny is tall, black, trim and tight, and she knows how to move it, move it. Again, if I were a lesser man ... Just before leaving, I had to take Maria to the back for a few songs. She was as energetic as ever. No complaints about that at all. I seem to do it for her, as well (according to the evidence). That's nice.

"Hey, I recognize you from [other club]. Were you there a couple of months ago? I remember that I wanted to dance with you but you were always busy." How do they remember? Especially if we never got the chance to even talk?

"Oops, sorry. I creamed all over my panties before you got them off." You know, the panties coming off at the third song is just a guideline. If what we're doing is getting you off, you can take a shortcut. I won't mind. Plus, you won't have to wring out your underwear. Safety first.

I usually hang those from a tree so the bears don't get 'em.

When is she on? I plan to be there for a short while today around 5pm. oOo! Just got a sassy text. Chrissy is back for the rest of the week.

FYI ... This is a paper mockup of the first attempt at a design. Shown is the basic structure without any velcro straps. On the dance wallet, the white velcro goes over the large DONATION line across the equator and you wouldn't see that. There will be 6 metal grommets at the stress points. The 2 at the top corners will help keep the flap in position. The top flap folds under, and is held in place quite securely. I'm not crazy about that font. I have thousands to choose from in my studio, so I'm sure I can find one that is more appropriate. The material is white, but can be printed on. I won't print on the back because it would not be seen and would eventually just wear off. I'm working on other patterns, but wanted to start with this one. The colours shown should be gold and red with black outlines. I may try to put a high res pic of a CDN $100 in the background. Maybe a $1 Canadian Tire bill. Maybe Monopoly money.