Kilt Boy

Does it come in a different colour?

Sourpuss ?

Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.

Popped in yesterday for a quick beer at lunch. Only a few ladies working (and they were busy), so I headed out. Sarah has gone totally blonde, which looks amazing against her dark chocolate skin. New red bustier with a side zipper (thank god), red shoes, new music ... almost a whole new girl!

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It's unfortunate that we're so far apart, and that I don't fun anymore. I think we could have had an interesting time. I don't hear that request often, but it usually signals a great and memorable event. Go get her, boys. [emoji3]

Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

I know some guys like to spend time kissing the girls and will only go to the back if she will accommodate them that way. I just prefer to keep it less intimate than that. I think that might be part of it. I'm not at a peeler bar for an 'intimate' engagement. I mean, sure. It can get pretty damned intimate back there, but let's try to keep some semblance of mystery for the wedding night.

In the way of what? [emoji13] I wear a modern style that doesn't need one. However, my giant belt buckle has been a problem more than once.

Well, so far all of those have happened at Barbarella's. I know you were joking, but them's the facts. This is not intended to be an advertisement for Barbarella's. I have kilts for rent for anyone interested.

UNACCEPTABLE - standing in the chair and grinding into my beard while holding my head with both hands, full-contact. - chewing my face, ears, neck, possibly leaving marks. - deep kissing. - inserting her fingers in my mouth. - lifting/opening my shirt to nibble, lick, suck my nipples. - guiding my hands to naughty places to initiate insertion. - reaching under the kilt to massage me manually with hand(s). - pushing the kilt up to my waist to massage me with boobs. - tenting the kilt (or her kerchief) over my erection and using that as a platform to stimulate her, possibly using hand(s) to rub me back and forth on her. - using a kerchief over my exposed penis to perform short bursts of mouth sex. - as above, but without the kerchief. - attempting full-contact dry humping. - attempting actual penetration.

ACCEPTABLE - light grazing contact of the penis through material with fingers, nails, breasts or teeth. - as above, but more firm. - vigorous rubbing of the penis through the material with a hand, knee. - lifting the kilt "just to see". - light kisses on face, ears, neck. - chewing/sucking her nipples and breasts if permitted. - rubbing my nipples through my shirt. - grinding on my lap, from light to extremely athletic, facing me or away. - guiding my hands to naughty places for light rubbing. - putting on a show from the stool, standing in front of me, or sitting on my lap with manual insertion and possible squirt.

I don't push the strip club boundaries, even with permission. Sometimes the dancers aren't as reserved as I and try to goad me into going further with their own actions. Maybe they think I'll find their activity worthy of a tip. Following is a list of things I've experienced in the champagne room, categorized by what I believe is and is not acceptable. NOTE: the full-contact dance rules didn't come into effect until after I started wearing a kilt full time. Some of these observations may be specific to me because of that. Please add your own Nancy-boy pants-wearing experiences. No names, please. I don't want anyone to get fired because of this. The unacceptable events don't happen all the time, but certainly more frequently. Also, I could have put a stop to some of that behaviour earlier than I did. I'm a bad boy.

Wow! They go all the way to the ground!

If you really want to make friends, bring tiny bags of chips or chocolate bars with you. The vending machine in the CR is fussy about the coins it accepts, and it is mostly empty all the time. A couple of girls complained about it. Hey, if you're just giving them away as gifts, how can management complain? Bringing in 'outside food'? LAWL! If only I'd thought of that when Halloween candy was still on sale ...

Favourite drink: tequila. Will drink Honey Jack. Will complain about it.

Favourite drink: tequila. Also, enjoys beer.

FYI, Jenny is back from her vacation, Chrissy will be back in town tonight until Saturday (she texted me from the car). Just a note about dress. I wore a tie last night. I don't normally, but wanted to try something different. The tie plays. The tie really plays. I may keep a dress shirt and tie at work in case I feel a lonely lunch coming on.

I've watched Maria dance for a quite a while. He is small and lithe and always seemed aloof on stage. She is of Lebanese heritage, so has those giant eyes and gives out those smoky glances from that raised platform. So serious. One day last month, she approached me and we started talking. She is the complete opposite of that. We had a few drinks and I got to see that smile and hear her loud, sharp laugh. She was so into chatting that we kind of forgot about the time. She seemed genuinely interested in what I was saying. There was no rush on her part, and I eventually suggested spending time in the back. Her eyes danced and she smiled quite literally from ear to ear. She was into that as well. We talked until the next song started, and then she turned into that different person again. Incredibly sexy, grasping, grinding, stretching all over me, flexible, moaning in my ear. It works. Totally hot, sensuous, into it, dark eyes boring into your soul, soft hands exploring. So, to recap, a sensual cat when performing on stage or in the back. A real sweetie when chatting. I can't think of a reason NOT to spend time with this beautiful lady. She seems so sincerely thankful when you pay her, like she didn't earn every groat.

I was just amazed by Nikki the first time I met her. We spent 30 minutes talking and then I had to leave. She is really easy to talk to, like an old drinking buddy. She isn't 'proper' or even 'ladylike'. She's someone I would probably go out hunting with. I came back the next night and she recognized me immediately, coming over and giving me a big hug. She gave me half of her mini KitKat. Who does that? After talking some more and getting to know each other, I have to say that I really respect her. No, I'm serious. This person is worthy of my respect. I know how a job like that can grind you down. She's upbeat and positive and loves everybody in the club. When she gets up to run to the door to slap some other girl on the ass or to give some other guy a great big hug, I get that this is just who she really is. I love it. She comes back. Not to mention her killer body. She has that sly smile that hints at more and her eyes disappear when she laughs, which is often. She'll take a drink or two with no problem, and seems to be in a close, personal relationship with every single shooter girl there. Still, she doesn't overdo it. That can really kill the mood. She drinks to have fun. So do I. Her dance routine is fluid and full of energetic pole work. Her CR routine is not going to be discussed here. You won't be disappointed, but I'm going to let you find out for yourself.