Kilt Boy

It was dead, dead, dead tonight. The girls were hitting me pretty hard. No waiting. I barely had time to get a drink in. Of course, I ended up paying for about 10 drinks for the girls, though. I spent some time with Chrissy, of course. That girl is hot hot HOT! She totally rocks it in the CR. She practised her stage tricks on me, too. Gotta get that right before someone gets hurt. Then, it was Tianna. We'd chatted before, but she really wanted to take me to the back. Okay, I can live with that. Not a terrible time, all told. I'm not complaining. She is the master of the pout and knows when to ask you for another shot or a drink. Don't be afraid to say no. Her friend from Montreal showed up, and we all headed to the back for some fun, friendly times. Jesus. Destiny is tall, black, trim and tight, and she knows how to move it, move it. Again, if I were a lesser man ... Just before leaving, I had to take Maria to the back for a few songs. She was as energetic as ever. No complaints about that at all. I seem to do it for her, as well (according to the evidence). That's nice.

"Hey, I recognize you from [other club]. Were you there a couple of months ago? I remember that I wanted to dance with you but you were always busy." How do they remember? Especially if we never got the chance to even talk?

"Oops, sorry. I creamed all over my panties before you got them off." You know, the panties coming off at the third song is just a guideline. If what we're doing is getting you off, you can take a shortcut. I won't mind. Plus, you won't have to wring out your underwear. Safety first.

I usually hang those from a tree so the bears don't get 'em.

When is she on? I plan to be there for a short while today around 5pm. oOo! Just got a sassy text. Chrissy is back for the rest of the week.

FYI ... This is a paper mockup of the first attempt at a design. Shown is the basic structure without any velcro straps. On the dance wallet, the white velcro goes over the large DONATION line across the equator and you wouldn't see that. There will be 6 metal grommets at the stress points. The 2 at the top corners will help keep the flap in position. The top flap folds under, and is held in place quite securely. I'm not crazy about that font. I have thousands to choose from in my studio, so I'm sure I can find one that is more appropriate. The material is white, but can be printed on. I won't print on the back because it would not be seen and would eventually just wear off. I'm working on other patterns, but wanted to start with this one. The colours shown should be gold and red with black outlines. I may try to put a high res pic of a CDN $100 in the background. Maybe a $1 Canadian Tire bill. Maybe Monopoly money.

Does it come in a different colour?

Sourpuss ?

Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.

Popped in yesterday for a quick beer at lunch. Only a few ladies working (and they were busy), so I headed out. Sarah has gone totally blonde, which looks amazing against her dark chocolate skin. New red bustier with a side zipper (thank god), red shoes, new music ... almost a whole new girl!

Brittney White from Hookup Hotshots. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57d4b2113b7c4

It's unfortunate that we're so far apart, and that I don't fun anymore. I think we could have had an interesting time. I don't hear that request often, but it usually signals a great and memorable event. Go get her, boys. [emoji3]

Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

I know some guys like to spend time kissing the girls and will only go to the back if she will accommodate them that way. I just prefer to keep it less intimate than that. I think that might be part of it. I'm not at a peeler bar for an 'intimate' engagement. I mean, sure. It can get pretty damned intimate back there, but let's try to keep some semblance of mystery for the wedding night.

In the way of what? [emoji13] I wear a modern style that doesn't need one. However, my giant belt buckle has been a problem more than once.

Well, so far all of those have happened at Barbarella's. I know you were joking, but them's the facts. This is not intended to be an advertisement for Barbarella's. I have kilts for rent for anyone interested.

UNACCEPTABLE - standing in the chair and grinding into my beard while holding my head with both hands, full-contact. - chewing my face, ears, neck, possibly leaving marks. - deep kissing. - inserting her fingers in my mouth. - lifting/opening my shirt to nibble, lick, suck my nipples. - guiding my hands to naughty places to initiate insertion. - reaching under the kilt to massage me manually with hand(s). - pushing the kilt up to my waist to massage me with boobs. - tenting the kilt (or her kerchief) over my erection and using that as a platform to stimulate her, possibly using hand(s) to rub me back and forth on her. - using a kerchief over my exposed penis to perform short bursts of mouth sex. - as above, but without the kerchief. - attempting full-contact dry humping. - attempting actual penetration.

ACCEPTABLE - light grazing contact of the penis through material with fingers, nails, breasts or teeth. - as above, but more firm. - vigorous rubbing of the penis through the material with a hand, knee. - lifting the kilt "just to see". - light kisses on face, ears, neck. - chewing/sucking her nipples and breasts if permitted. - rubbing my nipples through my shirt. - grinding on my lap, from light to extremely athletic, facing me or away. - guiding my hands to naughty places for light rubbing. - putting on a show from the stool, standing in front of me, or sitting on my lap with manual insertion and possible squirt.

I don't push the strip club boundaries, even with permission. Sometimes the dancers aren't as reserved as I and try to goad me into going further with their own actions. Maybe they think I'll find their activity worthy of a tip. Following is a list of things I've experienced in the champagne room, categorized by what I believe is and is not acceptable. NOTE: the full-contact dance rules didn't come into effect until after I started wearing a kilt full time. Some of these observations may be specific to me because of that. Please add your own Nancy-boy pants-wearing experiences. No names, please. I don't want anyone to get fired because of this. The unacceptable events don't happen all the time, but certainly more frequently. Also, I could have put a stop to some of that behaviour earlier than I did. I'm a bad boy.