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    BTW, I really hate this 1000 character limit to posts. Sometimes I just have a lot to say.
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    Speaking of gifting, does anyone ever bring flowers anymore? Is that too corny?
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    It may be easier for me because I've done it. I've taken my clothes off (and so much more) for money. I've helped girls pick out wardrobe. I've helped them with routines, walking, conversation, attitude, so I'm pretty good at seeing the whole picture. It means I can spot the bullshit a long way off and move on quickly. I think that makes the experience better for everyone. So, yeah. I prefer strip clubs to other forms of adult entertainment. It's what works for me.
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    I saw an ancient dude in the club today, and I thought, "He sure looks happy." He was with one of my regular girls and I surreptitiously watched them in the mirrors. He was just chatting. He bought her lunch. She seemed to bring a great deal of joy into his day just with her company. She wasn't chasing the dollars, she was being a good person. I've done the same thing. I've spent hours talking to bored housewives who were just glad to get out of the house for a while, have a drink, and maybe see a strange dick up close. Getting past the game is worth it, and that's what I try to do. I engage. I question. I push. Some girls aren't into that. I'm not going to be their friend, probably, but I think I'm worth getting to know a little bit. So are they.
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    So, I walk into the club and take control. I puff up and throw off confidence. I order a beer and scan the room. If I see someone I like, just holding eye contact is enough to bring her to me. There are no complicated games, no texting tag to make contact. If we hit it off, I'll throw some money at her in the back. If not, maybe there is someone else. There are plenty of clubs and lots of lovely ladies out there. More every year. That's good, because I'm not stopping.
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    Massage or escorts are out of the question, because I can't afford to pay for that kind of time. That leaves strip clubs. I've come to realize that what I like the most about clubs is that I can get what I want, flip off a few 'dance coupons' and go have a beer. I can even spend more time with the girl afterward if I want. I like the variety, and I enjoy the visual aspect of it. Having sex is having sex, but those first few minutes when she is rubbing herself on you and teasing you before you get going, that's magic time for me.
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    I've been there, and there, and even in there. I've done that, and all of that, and even a little of that. I'm in a relationship right now, but we're really just roommates at this point. We haven't had sex since 2004. I still really like the IDEA of sex, but I just have a hard time fitting it into my schedule. It takes a really long time. Like, a REALLY long time. That sounds great. It's every guy's dream to be able to pleasure a woman for a long time. However, when that starts to become the new normal, it gets harder and harder to find the time. I don't mind not getting off. I've come to accept it. My girlfriend felt a bit discouraged as well, so we just put that all aside. Now it's just a wall between us and we never talk about it. Getting it up isn't a problem. There are lots of dancers who will attest to that as a goddamn fact. There are a few who have even tried to topple the tower, but my defences are strong. I won't say no, but I will ask them to stop after a while.
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    Huge drop.
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    That's my girl. Nice hand bra.
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    Kilt Boy commented on justolivia's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Yummy. In all the right places.
  13. Kilt Boy
    The Highland Fling. Whatever you want to call it. Let's get back to girl talk.
  14. Kilt Boy
    She is a solidly built dark-skinned beauty. Average height, or taller. Nicely muscled. A real standout. Most of the girls there are in the upper category as far as looks are concerned, so if she isn't there when you go, you won't be disappointed.
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    Hey, I love the idea of fresh baked cookies, but just like Halloween, I think that people ought to be leery of unpackaged foods. I'm one of the most trusting guys around, and I'm not sure I'd accept. Oh, okay. Maybe just one. Thanks. <gulps virtual glass of milk> Getting return gifts is pretty unheard of, in my experience. I'd love to hear how that goes.
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    Reminder to self: turn kilt sideways when in the champagne room. I'm pretty strong, and every girl I've lifted off the couch to hold there while I'm standing has found it exciting and surprising. Hey, I'm not THAT old. I can still surprise and excite a girl at 52. That was one of my go-to moves when I did live shows. Anyway, the last time, she was really into it and very acrobatic, but snagged a rather sensitive bit on my huge belt buckle. Ouch. Safety first, kids.
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    The traditional North American winter holiday season is upon us, and the giving of gifts is always appreciated. I dropped into my regular dance club on Friday and passed out some Victoria's Secret gift cards to my favourite ladies. They were very appreciative. I mean, who doesn't like presents? I kept one in reserve in case someone surprises me. Ho Ho Ho. What do you like to give or receive at this, or ANY time of year? I was trying to sell my girls on the idea of online wishlists. You can put up links to very specific items, so if someone wanted to buy you a nice bra/panties set, or some shoes, or a nice handbag, they could get the exact size, make, material, and colour you wanted. All you'd need to do after setting it up is have some business cards made up (or mini-cards from moo.com) with that link printed on them and hand them out to anyone who asks. They pay, it gets delivered to you. Hey, make the internet work for YOU for once. Amazon's wishlist system is pretty good, and you can set an alias for your public profile. The address details are hidden for privacy.
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    Since the kilt only reaches the top of the knee, only the last 2 inches of my dick gets a tan.
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    The thing that I love is that it works 2 ways. You're naked, but there is still a hint of being clothed. That is really exciting on some level. Anticipation, yet already revealed. Maybe tanlines are how we shut down the killer androids when they finally attack. It's worth a try.
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    No names. It may have just been an off day for her. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
  21. Kilt Boy
    Lots of fun today. Sarah. Delicious. Sarah. Delicious. Megan. I hadn't been with Megan before, but she is pretty damned awesome. Very professional, very active, very petite, very stacked. I was pleased to spend some time with her. Another girl I won't name was making a fool of herself on stage all day. She is really pretty and was working the VIP section pretty hard, but she was drunk before hitting the stage and taking more shots while up there. She fell off the pole a few times, was chewing on her nails and picking her nose while dancing. She was yelling at the DJ to end her sets early. A real embarrassment. I just shook my head. Normally, she's my type. Today, no. Just no. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    I'm also a huge fan of the underboob. It always seems intentional, yet still hiding something. It is imminently naughty ... in just a second ... wait for it ...
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    Okay, this has gone a bit off track. I'm not in any kind of trouble. There is no danger to me. I made an honest friend, was asked for help, she left town the same night. Done. I think I was trying to give an example to prompt some discussion about the limits of trust and generosity. Please, continue. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    It was a totally legit situation. I'm pretty good at sussing out things like this, but it certainly could have gone sideways. Keep an eye on the news for a bizarre and suspicious murder-suicide involving some old, kilted dude. Just kidding. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    After this conversation (and many others), I took my new girl to the back room for a bit of fun. In the middle of it she sat up on me, looked around the room, laughed out loud and got me to stand up. I looked around the open champagne room and saw that there were only black girls making any money. They all left us in our booths, met in the common hallway for a brief chest-bump/high-five ceremony before returning to us. Solidarity, sisters. I support this kind of affirmative action. I told her that I am going to open a black-friendly dance club called the Black Hole. Is that too much?
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