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    Huge drop.
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    That's my girl. Nice hand bra.
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    Yummy. In all the right places.
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    The Highland Fling. Whatever you want to call it. Let's get back to girl talk.
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    She is a solidly built dark-skinned beauty. Average height, or taller. Nicely muscled. A real standout. Most of the girls there are in the upper category as far as looks are concerned, so if she isn't there when you go, you won't be disappointed.
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    Hey, I love the idea of fresh baked cookies, but just like Halloween, I think that people ought to be leery of unpackaged foods. I'm one of the most trusting guys around, and I'm not sure I'd accept. Oh, okay. Maybe just one. Thanks. <gulps virtual glass of milk> Getting return gifts is pretty unheard of, in my experience. I'd love to hear how that goes.
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    Reminder to self: turn kilt sideways when in the champagne room. I'm pretty strong, and every girl I've lifted off the couch to hold there while I'm standing has found it exciting and surprising. Hey, I'm not THAT old. I can still surprise and excite a girl at 52. That was one of my go-to moves when I did live shows. Anyway, the last time, she was really into it and very acrobatic, but snagged a rather sensitive bit on my huge belt buckle. Ouch. Safety first, kids.
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    The traditional North American winter holiday season is upon us, and the giving of gifts is always appreciated. I dropped into my regular dance club on Friday and passed out some Victoria's Secret gift cards to my favourite ladies. They were very appreciative. I mean, who doesn't like presents? I kept one in reserve in case someone surprises me. Ho Ho Ho. What do you like to give or receive at this, or ANY time of year? I was trying to sell my girls on the idea of online wishlists. You can put up links to very specific items, so if someone wanted to buy you a nice bra/panties set, or some shoes, or a nice handbag, they could get the exact size, make, material, and colour you wanted. All you'd need to do after setting it up is have some business cards made up (or mini-cards from moo.com) with that link printed on them and hand them out to anyone who asks. They pay, it gets delivered to you. Hey, make the internet work for YOU for once. Amazon's wishlist system is pretty good, and you can set an alias for your public profile. The address details are hidden for privacy.
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    Since the kilt only reaches the top of the knee, only the last 2 inches of my dick gets a tan.
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    The thing that I love is that it works 2 ways. You're naked, but there is still a hint of being clothed. That is really exciting on some level. Anticipation, yet already revealed. Maybe tanlines are how we shut down the killer androids when they finally attack. It's worth a try.
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    No names. It may have just been an off day for her. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    Lots of fun today. Sarah. Delicious. Sarah. Delicious. Megan. I hadn't been with Megan before, but she is pretty damned awesome. Very professional, very active, very petite, very stacked. I was pleased to spend some time with her. Another girl I won't name was making a fool of herself on stage all day. She is really pretty and was working the VIP section pretty hard, but she was drunk before hitting the stage and taking more shots while up there. She fell off the pole a few times, was chewing on her nails and picking her nose while dancing. She was yelling at the DJ to end her sets early. A real embarrassment. I just shook my head. Normally, she's my type. Today, no. Just no. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    I'm also a huge fan of the underboob. It always seems intentional, yet still hiding something. It is imminently naughty ... in just a second ... wait for it ...
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    Okay, this has gone a bit off track. I'm not in any kind of trouble. There is no danger to me. I made an honest friend, was asked for help, she left town the same night. Done. I think I was trying to give an example to prompt some discussion about the limits of trust and generosity. Please, continue. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    It was a totally legit situation. I'm pretty good at sussing out things like this, but it certainly could have gone sideways. Keep an eye on the news for a bizarre and suspicious murder-suicide involving some old, kilted dude. Just kidding. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    After this conversation (and many others), I took my new girl to the back room for a bit of fun. In the middle of it she sat up on me, looked around the room, laughed out loud and got me to stand up. I looked around the open champagne room and saw that there were only black girls making any money. They all left us in our booths, met in the common hallway for a brief chest-bump/high-five ceremony before returning to us. Solidarity, sisters. I support this kind of affirmative action. I told her that I am going to open a black-friendly dance club called the Black Hole. Is that too much?
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    Yes, I think we can all agree that black girls rule, but I'm talking about something else entirely here. I just found out last night that there are quotas at most (if not all) strip clubs for black ladies. I was informed that some clubs won't allow a ratio of more than 25% dark on the floor at a time. That may be fine for a club like the Sundowner where they have a hundred girls working at a time, but a smaller one might only allow one ebony beauty to work at a time. Also, they will stagger it so that one black girl doesn't follow another on stage. Madness
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    You've just met a nice girl (or guy, but we'll stick with the girl imagery), and she puts her number in your phone. She texts her phone to show you it works. Awesome. It could be someone you're seeing for a massage, an intimate encounter, a dancer, anyone really. Maybe she wants to give you updates on her schedule, maybe she's just friendly and adding a personal touch to what may in the future become a more personal relationship. It's a small sign of trust. It might be a hint that you've made a good impression. Not long after (days, hours even) you get a call or text with a seemingly innocent request for help. Not money, but actual personal assistance. She is in some amount of distress and could use your help. I'll leave the details out because they could be quite wide-ranging. Is this a trap? Do you feel that you've made an honest connection and what you're being asked for is something you're capable of? Are you going to end up in a help spiral that will end with you donating a kidney by the end of the evening after a daring escape from some local gang members? How far are you willing to go?
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    Sarah is earning her money today. So is Chrissy! She's only in town for a couple of weeks a month, but so worth it. This is her last night for a while. Not to be missed
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    Yeah. We dated for a while.
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    I may try to sneak out for a quick one. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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    From the previous page, I thought I'd actually embed the gifs. Much easier when scanning the pages not to have to click through to the image.
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