Kilt Boy

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They were having their Thanksgiving party, so I am not terribly surprised. Free turkey and ham dinner and all the sides. ALL of the sides. Still, there didn't seem to be any kind of security or door personnel present until about 5. Maybe I made a faux pas by not tipping the manager. OH, WELL!

Thanks, guys. I'm feelin' the love. :icon_biggrin: I didn't realize that I needed to make a reservation on Friday. When I showed up, almost all of the tables had RESERVED signs on them, and I ended up at the sad, loner's table by the door. It was pretty consistently packed all afternoon, but about half of the seats at the rail were going begging. I asked the manager if he could find me a spot up there and was was immediately seated right at the pole. Ahhhhh. Preferred seating. A few mates showed up and we had a really good time. They're regulars, but I didn't know they went. The stage was active all afternoon long and into the night. I figure I was there for probably 11 hours. I came out weak, broke, drunk and happy. Thanks everyone for an amazing time. I'll have to do it again sometime.

That feeling when you just walk in the place and some dancer you've never met before calls you by your LYLA name. Am I too recognizable? Is it reputation? Is it my over-sized genitalia? Who can really say? I may pop in to BareFax this afternoon because I want to give thanks. And maybe a few twennies.

Alright, let's give the Fax a try ... PAYDAY, bitches! Additional Comments: Wow! The body on this Pocahontas girl is killing me! She can't weigh more than 80 pounds at 5'6" or so with a bubble in the back and bees in the front! I'm in love. Let's see how friendly she is. Additional Comments: Yeah. Good value. That's no llie. Not very english-fluent, so don't expect a lot of table talk, boy YOWZA! What a body. Kilt friendly. Additional Comments: I believe that the next girl was named Mylady, but I'm not sure. A gorgeous little spinner with an amazing smile. After that, Gabriella. Man, them's some titties! Everone was friendly. No drama. All in all, a good evening. Time to get home before I turn all pumpkin-y.

I can help you out with that. My gas-powered edger is in the shop for another week. Is that long enough for you?

I make this for craft shows every Christmas. Thick cut, double smoked bacon, one edge dipped in velvety dark chocolate, with a bit of smoked salt on top. I sell these for $4/slice and always sell the 30-40 slices I made in under an hour.

Spent a couple of enjoyable hours here this afternoon. Not too many girls here, maybe 6, but holy shit! Really nice. I spent some quality time with Silver and Samantha. Both, very low milaege. Both, incredible bodies. If pressed, I'd go with Samantha because she was great to talk to. She just gets me, you know? She's my new girlfriend, so stay away. ;) Also ... DAMN. That girl can dance.

I went this afternoon for a couple of hours. Odd little place. It's in the basement, and I honestly couldn't see a damn thing for about a minute. I stumbled in, not sure if I had run out of steps or not. The girls at the bar helped to keep me standing up, though. They were a very friendly lot. It was pretty dead when I got there, just me and 2 other guys, sharing 6 girls. They loved me, as expected. I was spreading the joy around. A few things I noticed about the location: - I was there for a couple of hours and only noticed 2 girls go on stage. The stage had about the same height as a basement crawlspace. I would have hit my head on something. - The way the champagne 'room' is set up, it's really awkward to get in and out, and it isn't what I'd call private in any sense. - The chairs in the private areas were really too squishy. I was almost laying prone, which is a terrible way to enjoy a good dance. - They have karaoke on Monday nights. While this isn't a bad thing, they use karaoke to get people to go to a strip club! - I broke the 'automated teller machine' by trying to withdraw too much money. The bartender filled it up again, but not too much. Only $200. Wouldn't want to be able to withdraw too much all at one time and only pay that service fee once. - There was a little dog running around on the floor. The manager told me her name is Little Bitch. So, yeah. That happened. - They are holding an amateur dancer night on October 8th. Guys, get $50 for bringing in a real amateur. This feels wrong, somehow. Also, the big sign on the highway says 'AMATURE'. Yup. Anyway, I had some drinks, got some titties in my face, spread around some cash and generally had a good time. Now that I got the Tease Incorporated badge, I don't need to go back. Some people will love it. Not my bag.

Wowee! That looks like an amazing duo with Catalina.

Counting this gigantic pile of money I made over the weekend selling handmade goods to the rubes ... I mean, customers ... at a craft show! hahaHAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahahaha I'm also working on an evil laugh.

GODDAMMIT! There's some other guy here in a kilt! Hey, he looks pretty cool.

When the girls notice you got a haircut ... you're a regular. Additional Comments: On another note, it was made more than plain to me today that a description that I posted previously was offensive, and noted. I thought it might be offensive at the time, but it's what an ex used to say about herself as a joke. So, I'm not apologizing for what I said, but I will say it in a different and heartfelt way. The club was jumping this afternoon, with lots of girls I hadn't seen before, but were all very attractive. The lovely Jenny was there, her ample and attractive bosom taking the stage in a completely dark set. No lights on the stage, which was a bit odd. I spent some time with Sarah and will definitely be back for more. She's shy. Kind of.

Turbo Kid was pretty bad, but I really enjoyed it. Plus, Michael Ironside.

Updating my ignore list. Holy shit, dude. Leave me alone. Does that list work for PMs as well?

Training in SQL Server and not answering emails from unknown new members about how to proposition dancers in a club. You know, like at Pigale's, for instance.

Drop the bass.

Call me sometime.

OH MY GOD! Have they never watched any anime?

Just about to put another batch of pumpkin spice flavouring on the stove. Then, it stays in the fridge for 3 days, add some rum and it goes into bottles. It's better than printed money this time of the year. Yeah, I really know how to bring those white girls around. Too bad I enjoy the dark skinned ones better. :icon_wink: I have a great fun at craft shows with this. I put some in a charger with some whipping cream and dispense it as samples in little paper cups like the ones you'd get coleslaw in. It's fun to watch the ladies using their tongue to get into every crevice. Like, A LOT of fun. Interesting. Now that I think about it, I didn't get one dude asking for a sample at the last show.

Just like me!

What? Did I travel back in time? Again?

My girlfriend pointed out to me that I haven't slept well since I started taking it, and I don't remember things well, and I have trouble thinking things through. Women. Pffff. Okay, maybe she was right. I'll talk to my doctor to see what we can do.

No way. I used to work in a massage studio, in the 80's. I know what that usually leads to.