Kilt Boy

Spent a couple of enjoyable hours here this afternoon. Not too many girls here, maybe 6, but holy shit! Really nice. I spent some quality time with Silver and Samantha. Both, very low milaege. Both, incredible bodies. If pressed, I'd go with Samantha because she was great to talk to. She just gets me, you know? She's my new girlfriend, so stay away. ;) Also ... DAMN. That girl can dance.

I went this afternoon for a couple of hours. Odd little place. It's in the basement, and I honestly couldn't see a damn thing for about a minute. I stumbled in, not sure if I had run out of steps or not. The girls at the bar helped to keep me standing up, though. They were a very friendly lot. It was pretty dead when I got there, just me and 2 other guys, sharing 6 girls. They loved me, as expected. I was spreading the joy around. A few things I noticed about the location: - I was there for a couple of hours and only noticed 2 girls go on stage. The stage had about the same height as a basement crawlspace. I would have hit my head on something. - The way the champagne 'room' is set up, it's really awkward to get in and out, and it isn't what I'd call private in any sense. - The chairs in the private areas were really too squishy. I was almost laying prone, which is a terrible way to enjoy a good dance. - They have karaoke on Monday nights. While this isn't a bad thing, they use karaoke to get people to go to a strip club! - I broke the 'automated teller machine' by trying to withdraw too much money. The bartender filled it up again, but not too much. Only $200. Wouldn't want to be able to withdraw too much all at one time and only pay that service fee once. - There was a little dog running around on the floor. The manager told me her name is Little Bitch. So, yeah. That happened. - They are holding an amateur dancer night on October 8th. Guys, get $50 for bringing in a real amateur. This feels wrong, somehow. Also, the big sign on the highway says 'AMATURE'. Yup. Anyway, I had some drinks, got some titties in my face, spread around some cash and generally had a good time. Now that I got the Tease Incorporated badge, I don't need to go back. Some people will love it. Not my bag.

Wowee! That looks like an amazing duo with Catalina.

Counting this gigantic pile of money I made over the weekend selling handmade goods to the rubes ... I mean, customers ... at a craft show! hahaHAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahahaha I'm also working on an evil laugh.

GODDAMMIT! There's some other guy here in a kilt! Hey, he looks pretty cool.

When the girls notice you got a haircut ... you're a regular. Additional Comments: On another note, it was made more than plain to me today that a description that I posted previously was offensive, and noted. I thought it might be offensive at the time, but it's what an ex used to say about herself as a joke. So, I'm not apologizing for what I said, but I will say it in a different and heartfelt way. The club was jumping this afternoon, with lots of girls I hadn't seen before, but were all very attractive. The lovely Jenny was there, her ample and attractive bosom taking the stage in a completely dark set. No lights on the stage, which was a bit odd. I spent some time with Sarah and will definitely be back for more. She's shy. Kind of.

Turbo Kid was pretty bad, but I really enjoyed it. Plus, Michael Ironside.

Updating my ignore list. Holy shit, dude. Leave me alone. Does that list work for PMs as well?

Training in SQL Server and not answering emails from unknown new members about how to proposition dancers in a club. You know, like at Pigale's, for instance.

Drop the bass.

Call me sometime.

OH MY GOD! Have they never watched any anime?

Just about to put another batch of pumpkin spice flavouring on the stove. Then, it stays in the fridge for 3 days, add some rum and it goes into bottles. It's better than printed money this time of the year. Yeah, I really know how to bring those white girls around. Too bad I enjoy the dark skinned ones better. :icon_wink: I have a great fun at craft shows with this. I put some in a charger with some whipping cream and dispense it as samples in little paper cups like the ones you'd get coleslaw in. It's fun to watch the ladies using their tongue to get into every crevice. Like, A LOT of fun. Interesting. Now that I think about it, I didn't get one dude asking for a sample at the last show.

Just like me!

What? Did I travel back in time? Again?

My girlfriend pointed out to me that I haven't slept well since I started taking it, and I don't remember things well, and I have trouble thinking things through. Women. Pffff. Okay, maybe she was right. I'll talk to my doctor to see what we can do.

No way. I used to work in a massage studio, in the 80's. I know what that usually leads to.

Marry me. :D

Eating a couple of firm, ripe nectarines. The soft, yielding flesh parts easily for my teeth and tongue. I bite a bit too quickly at first, and have to slow down, the juice running down into my beard. I take a minute and lick my fingers clean before continuing. I hold the firm pit deftly between finger and thumb as I slowly strip away the fruit surrounding it. I eye the second one on the table as I finish the first. Maybe I'll save it for later.

I'm in the middle of bottling up a batch of cocktail bitters for a food & drink show this weekend.

Hot dog bun, bacon and cheese. Oh, wait. I thought this was the WHAT'S FOR DINNER thread.

I've given money to Penélope, Kara, and Staci (I think that's spelled with a star or a heart over the i. Kara was very good, and Staci is highly energetic. Additional Comments: Tania is a gorgeous little dark spinner. Such smooth skin. Additional Comments: Christina was very accommotating.

I couldn't tell you. It just occurred to me that I'm now posting MY schedule. Ladies, take note. Additional Comments: Lots of lovelies in, and not too many guys. Good ratio. A few new girls who were more interested in catching up than making money. Right in the middle of chatting me up. Rude. Still, I learned a lot. They left another club *coughNUDENcough* because the management was stealing from them. A lot of them seem interested in seeking new opportunities now. That's just what I heard, but I get all my news from strippers. They're more reliable then CBC.

Think I'll pop in for lunch today. I hope my girl is on. I've got some music for her. She isn't very familiar with 'classic' rock/pop music, which is what they want to play on the weekends. I'm bringing her a tiny drive with a selection that fits her dancing speed/style. I'm a nice guy. Is this the new mixed tape that you used to make for your girlfriend?