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  1. Kilt Boy
    Marry me. :D
  2. Kilt Boy
    Eating a couple of firm, ripe nectarines. The soft, yielding flesh parts easily for my teeth and tongue. I bite a bit too quickly at first, and have to slow down, the juice running down into my beard. I take a minute and lick my fingers clean before continuing. I hold the firm pit deftly between finger and thumb as I slowly strip away the fruit surrounding it. I eye the second one on the table as I finish the first. Maybe I'll save it for later.
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    I'm in the middle of bottling up a batch of cocktail bitters for a food & drink show this weekend.
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    Hot dog bun, bacon and cheese. Oh, wait. I thought this was the WHAT'S FOR DINNER thread.
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    I've given money to Penélope, Kara, and Staci (I think that's spelled with a star or a heart over the i. Kara was very good, and Staci is highly energetic. Additional Comments: Tania is a gorgeous little dark spinner. Such smooth skin. Additional Comments: Christina was very accommotating.
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    I couldn't tell you. It just occurred to me that I'm now posting MY schedule. Ladies, take note. Additional Comments: Lots of lovelies in, and not too many guys. Good ratio. A few new girls who were more interested in catching up than making money. Right in the middle of chatting me up. Rude. Still, I learned a lot. They left another club *coughNUDENcough* because the management was stealing from them. A lot of them seem interested in seeking new opportunities now. That's just what I heard, but I get all my news from strippers. They're more reliable then CBC.
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    Think I'll pop in for lunch today. I hope my girl is on. I've got some music for her. She isn't very familiar with 'classic' rock/pop music, which is what they want to play on the weekends. I'm bringing her a tiny drive with a selection that fits her dancing speed/style. I'm a nice guy. Is this the new mixed tape that you used to make for your girlfriend?
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    Absolutely! Good times.
  9. Kilt Boy
    "Have you ever paid money or drugs for sex?" "Have you ever had sex with someone who's sexual history you are unsure of?" Despite the legal wrangling that is used over the meaning of sex or payment, I believe that the intent of the questions is quite clear.
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    Post the first word that pops into your head related to the single word in the previous post. I'll start. The only rule is that you have to leave 3 posts between your last reply. FYI, the word association football skit was one of my favourite Monty Python skits. Look it up. I'm not here to provide . boobies
  11. Kilt Boy
    Peach cobbler. Maybe a little Caesar salad to go along with it. #dessertfirst
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    Kilt Boy commented on JessyCeleste's gallery image in Converted Albums

    My god! It's full of stars!
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    There's something to be said for a particular grade of bad movie, but I haven't really seen one of those since The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. I haven't watched a 'new' movie in quite some time that wasn't comic book related. Everything sucks. in a painful way. That isn't enjoyable.
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    Get rid of my books? That's crazy talk. When I buy books, I usually buy 2 copies: one signed to keep (or to get signed), one to read. Don't get me wrong. I have hundreds of 60's SciFi books on my phone for when I have some downtime and just need to crush some old pulp fiction, but those are books that it would be impossible to find, and am reading for pure pleasure. I couldn't get by without my phone.
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    I don't know about anyone else, but that's what I use it for.
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    I don't know if anyone else here donates blood, or would even qualify to. I donate so often that I know all the questions by heart and notice when they change even slightly. I'm coming up on 100 donations, and think that's a good time to stop. Then, I'll have done what I set out to do, and will feel satisfied with my donation to society. This is how I contribute: with a portion of my life. I'm pretty sure it's getting to the people who need it. My donations are completely safe as I haven't had sex of any kind in almost 12 years. That's a very long and boring story, and for another time. I may be starting to look further into the hobby, but this schedule puts me back another year and a half. Something to look forward to, I guess.
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    I've been known to worship out in the fields and the forests and the mountains and the beaches. Plus, I'm just old. I know everything now. Mine are the modern kilts, with no tartan. I don't mind if you call it a skirt. I'm not sensitive.
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    Why is only ever the GUYS who remember me? sigh ;) With the OTTAWA IS A PLACE t-shirt? Yeah. That was me. Big as life and twice as pretty. That girl you mention is Delice (or Delicious in French?). I may be spelling it wrong. We had a very nice time. My god. so tiny. She squeaked when I picked her up in the CR and stood up with her crawling all over me. Great fun. Not recommended for amateurs. I've been out of the game for over 30 years now, but I still got the moves. I'd been trying to get her attention for some time and she was just going from table to table, eventually fending off inappropriate offers from each. I think I was just what she was looking for. Straight money.
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    Skirts

    Kilt Boy replied to nntsci's topic in Fun Threads

    Sorry, no pics. I don't do that anymore.
  20. Kilt Boy
    For $5 I'll tell you. For $20 I'll show you. For $100 you can find out for yourself. Usually skyclad, but you never know ...
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    Last night was a near disaster. Bacon strips cooking (not my favourite kind of strip, but it'll do in a pinch (not my favourite kind of pinch, either)), ripe tomatoes cut thick and salted, sourdough bread toasting ... NO MAYONNAISE! I tell my girlfriend to keep an eye on everything as I rush to the store to get a couple jars of Hellman's. Crisis averted. That was close. And delicious.
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    I always contract in advance for the number of songs. When we hit that limit, they always stop or ask to go further. I've never had a problem in ANY club using that method.
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    Friday afternoon here at the club and there are way too many dudes. I can't get any traction! GO HOME! Additional Comments: Jesus. There's like 6 songs between dancers! Additional Comments: Finally! A gorgeous dark girl named Trinity took me to heaven for a regular fee. She's really friendly under the kilt! Additional Comments: Trinity. Twice. My god, what a body. Very soft hands, too. Tell her I sent you. I'm trying to make the girls aware of the site. Oo! I spent some time with Delice as well. Very nice. She was very happy to spend an hour with me as I wasn't asking for off-menu services. Call me old fashioned.
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    Kilt Boy commented on Kimoraxox's gallery image in Converted Albums

    That's just about right. Thanks. Now I can get up.
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    Kilt Boy commented on Talia Ciarra's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    I'm guessing you (used to) dance at Pigale's. Just a guess.
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