Kilt Boy

I actually used my BBQ last night! What a changeup. A couple of potatoes and a red onion sliced medium-thick with lots of butter and s/p in tin foil on the grill for 20 minutes until done. A nice, big rib steak seared on my soapstone grill plate. A couple of fresh tomatoes cut up into thick slices with some Maldon salt on top. A fine bottle of Valpolicella. I cut the steak in two: one for me, one for my girl. She digs the bone.

Do I masturbate? Well, I try to. Maybe I'm not doing it right.

Brittany and Brandi Kelley spraying beer on their beautiful black bodies. The amazing Diamond Jackson. My personal favourite.

This time of the year, my diet consists of mostly homemade Caesar salad. The real deal, too. You can't get this in restaurants anymore because to make the dressing properly, you have to use a barely coddled egg. There is risk in using an egg that isn't fully cooked, so they won't do it. I always use too much garlic, but I don't mind. I'm trying to watch what I eat, but find that in the summer when I'm eating a lot of this kind of salad that I go through more bacon than at any other time of the year. Oh, and the local tomatoes are ripe now, so that only increases my bacon intake. Flour-dredged tomatoes fried in bacon fat on toast, or the classic BLT with homemade mayo. MMMMM! If you want me, I'll be in the kitchen.

Monday afternoon and Jenny (with the bolted on tits), Maddy, and Delicious are making the club hop! Delicious is taking all my money home, as usual. What a girl!

Holy shit! I just found this thread. I've been online since 'online' was a word. I'm pretty well known on more than a few sites for my random nonsense. Some threads would be allowed to run, others shut down with brutal efficiency. I ... I think I'm going to like it here. (a single manly tear makes it's way down my cheek)

I have a couple of comments about those pictures: Very lovely looking lady. Very. Clear heels are the mark of a true professional.

Geez! What Subway do you go to? :biggrin:

SHE: That's 200 for the hour. HE: Great, but I only brought 100. SHE: Hey, this isn't Kijiji!

Well, I wear a kilt every single day of the year. So, duh. Okay, 'boy' may be a bit out of date. It's been about 15 years since I've worn pants. Ask me how much fun that is in January. I dare you. I don't mind being recognized. It happens all the time. I'm a big boy. I can handle it.

Drive-In theatre, obviously. I almost forgot ... Back row bleachers at a Billy Graham Crusade rally.

I make (and sell) a lot of weird/diverse stuff. I'm pretty handy, and a problem solver. Now I'm interested in what way a shower wand could be improved for this purpose. I've never had this experience, so don't have first hand knowledge of the process.

Dat no lie.

If you have an extra computer laying around, or preferably a laptop, you can do what I do. Hook it up to your television and let it control your feed. I've been doing this for the last 15 years, and it works great. Recently this has been made much easier with the introduction of Kodi. This is the program that is installed on 95% of those Android boxes you find. IT'S FREE TO DOWNLOAD! It will take a little bit of research and practice to figure out how it works, but it hooks into every channel you can think of with the right add-ons (also free). Do yourself a favour and also download and install the Kodi Tips addon. It configures a lot of stuff that is the most commonly used sets of addons. It saves a lot of time. It can be a tiny bit flaky at times, but you're not paying a cable bill anymore. Suck it up. There are videos online about how to set it up and use it. It isn't that difficult. It's just different. I watch a LOT of tv now (and surf for ... you know ... pictures), and my account is limited to 150Gb/month. I get close to that limit once in a while. Can also be used to stream music. I haven't paid for cable for 15 years or more now. I can't say that I've missed anything. I still watch what I want to watch, but with no commercials. I can't believe that some people pay hundreds of dollars every single month. I guess they're paying for ME to watch. Thank you for that.

On the penthouse patio, drunk on life and a little bit of excellent wine, in a deluge of warm summer rain, the 3 of us howling and screaming like mad animals. The rain eventually stopped, but we just got hotter. Whew. I need to go lie down just thinking about it.

Here is a food review I did a while ago for the specials at Barb's. https://ottawafoodies.com/vendor/2332

Friday lunch and only 3 girls on shift? Come on.

Hell, THIRTY-THREE years ago, I was still dancing in the clubs.

Yeah, Harley has an amazing physique. She scares me a little bit, though. I was there for the afternoon last Thursday and had a really fun time with Delicious and a few of the other dark girls. We all have our types, and that works for me.