Kilt Boy

I just got a text from a girl i haven't heard from in over a year. She was trying to get me to go out there. Not very likely, but it was a good effort.

Yes. A bunch of us picked this up. We got one account which allows 10 licenses for a number of years. We split the account amongst us and all manage to have 2 or 3 devices covered. It was pretty cheap, a great provider, and simple to use.

Yes, I've seen it spelled those other ways, too. They're just not correct, which is what I was trying to point out.

How many times have I heard this? Too many. "I don't ever do this, but I really like you. I think we have some kind of connection. I really want to: 1) suck your dick 2) fuck you right here in the club 3) take you back to my place and make love to you all weekend Etc. When I tell them my rates, they usually shut right up.

I was in tonight throwing money around like a maniac. Found a new girl for you. Melodie is about 5'2, has tattoos all over her back, and is just cute as a button! She is all kinds of soft and pliable and loved the way I caressed her. She is very sensuous, and agile. OMG, so sensuous. Will definitely repeat. She is looking for shifts in the early evening during the week.

Maybe add a quick note before every new date: "If the you and the pictures don't match, I'm not coming in. If I'm greeted by someone else at the door, I'm not coming in. See you soon."

It seems strange to ask if there are any "Mother's Day Specials" happening.

My wife has to borrow my phone once in a while for business purposes. Just the other day, hers wasn't connecting to FIDO to get their daily data plan, so she had to use mine to pair up with the credit card reader. Mine has a dedicated, monthly data plan. That's just an example of how things aren't always as you expect. If I had to say to her, "Sure you can borrow my phone, but give me a minute first ..."

Not terribly busy tonight, but a couple of well-proportioned girls are in from Toronto. I got to talk to Sarah for a while, but was out of cash. She seemed very eager and close. I'd definitely give her a try next time I see her. She's only here until Satirday, so come get her.

Today was Nena's first day at the club. Come see her. She is adorable. She is all kinds of sexy. She is an amazing and friendly companion with whom I will repeat often. She'll make you very happy. You have my word on that.

I was in on Friday with my regular group of disreputable offenders. It was a good day with lots of dancers and lots of drinkers and a fair amount of traffic on the stairs. Hunnie showed me a good time, as usual, and did something that only a rare few have permitted: she asked me to help her get dressed afterward. It was a real nice change and a bit of a bonus that I enjoyed. It certainly went toward building customer loyalty! Chrissy is in town for a week. You may remember her from Barb's where she would visit from the Toronto area frequently. I hope I'm the only one she conned into lending her money before she disappeared for 2 years. I guess it was for the terrible boob job she got, not that she really needed one to begin with. Well, she's available, if that's your thing.

You aren't being paid for sex. You're being paid for your time. It just happens to involve sex a lot of the time. If you and I got together, there would be no sex. However, I'd certainly expect to pay you for your time. When I'm at a strip club and a dancer asks me to give them a massage, I don't expect to have to pay for that time. I'm doing an actual service for them. One that I used to get paid for. I make that clear up front. It is unfortunate that there was a miscommunication with this client, but the mistake is his. He may have convinced others of his ways, but these are not your ways. The onus is on him to pay what you ask. If he doesn't like it, he can either take the hit socially where his name is ruined, financially where he feels he was ripped off and you lose him as a customer, or mentally where he realizes that he was wrong.

This may have been done before, but who has time to search? - the old moneymaker - impaler - baby dangler - PhD - WMD - friendly weapon - sticky grenade - ground squirrel - middle stump - custard slinger - hollow point - hard drive / floppy disk - love muscle - flesh torpedo - perk sword - disco stick

You could change the title to TOFTT instead of TOFFT.

It's Hobbyist.

Annabelle is now dancing as Bella at Barefax and Jessica just started there again on Wednesday. She was really happy to see a familiar face. Like, REALLY happy. Go see her. She'll appreciate it.

As always, your mileage may vary. Let's just say that it's good to be me.

Just an FYI: homicide right outside last night after close. No details yet. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/byward-market-homicide-investigation-1.5103145

I was in on Thursday and had a blast with Tiffany, Trinity, Karma, and Jasmine. It didn't seem very busy; not many dancers, not many patrons. Still, I had a pretty good time over 8 hours. A few buddies dropped in to buy me drinks (along with the drinks the girls were getting me) to help me settle into my new life as an old man. Ah, birthdays ...

Well, she certainly did that. I wasn't even sitting down before ... no, that's private. You could give Tiffany a spin. She is ALL KINDS of fun. Trust me on this one. Come to think of it, Trinity is a bit of a wildcat, too.

She's gone on tour for a little while, travelling to other parts of the country to ply her wares further afield. She will be back in a couple of months.

You know you're a regular when a group of dancers make plans for your birthday before even checking with you.

Annabelle is now Bella at BareFax, days.

Today was the BBQ Lunch. The joint was packed. Lots of girls, lots of prizes. The booths were full all afternoon, which makes for happy girls, which makes a better experience all around. There were enough waitrons on-hand to keep up this time. The food was not terrific, but I expected that.

Yeah, this is becoming a problem. I've spend a lot of time sitting around with no waitron in sight. The management needs to look after the bar a bit more. I mean, it's certainly cheaper for me if they don't come around.