OldandNerdy

I'm sure that posting this every few days will definitely help you find someone.

Well, the summer has wound down, we have fallen well into Autumn, with All Hallows Eve approaching, yet here on the east coast the weather has turned beautiful so I'm able to enjoy one of my favourite things, just hanging out, with the big fluff nugget, enjoying the shade on what feels like an early summer day. What are some of your favourite things to do, whether or not they are season dependant?

I just finished the "Bly Manor" series thats on Netflix. It's a follow up to the "Hill House" one from last year, with a lot of the same cast, but a different "scary story" . I enjoyed it, but it wasn't terribly scary, more of a very sad series of love stories, with a supernatural theme to them, but all interwoven.

Worst experience for me was my second? outing, I was pretty inexperienced with the whole service provider thing and picked someone super attractive that was well reviewed as a traveling girl. I'm fairly shy, as anyone here who've I've spent time with can attest to, and have a certain type of woman I prefer to spend time with. This wasnt the type of girl I expected or particularly like, although the reccos indicated she was. I arrived about 10 minutes early to the hotel and waited outside. At 5 minutes before the agreed upon time I texted her. She said give her 15 minutes. So I did. After 20 minutes I messaged again. "5 more minutes". Then 10 minutes later she told me to come up. I should have just left. But I didn't. I went to the room. Knocked on the door and went inside. She had that look of disappointment on her face that I'm unfortunately familiar with. Once inside the conversation consisted of Money? - I hand it over Get undressed. - I started as she walked around picking up used condoms. Lay down. - I did and she basically just jumped on top of me. At this point I was turned off completely. I really didnt want to be there. After about 5 minutes she got up and just looked at me. I just got up and got dressed and left. She didn't try to stop me, didn't even say another word, just picked up her phone and started texting. The experience turned me off from even trying again for about a year. Obviously no names will be mentioned so don't even ask. It just wasn't the right person or situation for me at all.

I'm guessing you mean her: https://www.vipfavours.ch/gorgeousgiamia It's an older ad I believe, not sure if it's still valid, but you might be able to contact her via the site.

Ok fine, I'm pretty hairy, let's go for dinner

I live in the "countryish" as well, in a fairly affluent subdivision, but in the older not so affluent section I've been here for 20 years and could pretty much guarantee having 40-50 kiddos come to the door. Last year the total was 7. It felt pretty sad knowing that A) most of the kids in the older section have grown up into adults now 2) the younger kids all live in the affluent section and won't bother coming to us poor folks for candy. Gamma) that those aforementioned kiddos are gonna miss out on my awesome full size bars, cans of pop, and awesome Spider-Man themed costume

What are your covidween plans this year?

Yup! You're totally correct

The photos of "Lily" are all over various porn sites, so that does bode well for legitimacy

Hey folks, So this is something that's been discussed in multiple threads, but given recent discussions I figured I'd do a bit of a compilation in a single thread. If you're new to this, or have been having trouble making connections, please read through this - it will take a few minutes, but there's lots of tips included Tips for finding a provider - Decide what you are looking for in an experience - Search on Lyla in your local regional forums in the Schedule forums - Look on the various provider advertising sites, such as Leolist, Massage Republic, VIPFavours & many more - Visit the provider's website, Twitter, IG or whatever and actually read the text, don't just look at the photo gallery. There are more than likely answers to most of your questions there, including an up to date schedule, how to contact them, what they offer, etc. Make notes if you need to. Choose a provider - Make a short list, or a single entry list for someone who offers something that matches what you are looking for - Look in the recco threads on Lyla for mentions of this provider to help guide your decision - Use the Lyla search feature to find relevant threads if you are having trouble deciding if someone is "real" or not. (If you are looking at private provider owned websites, social media etc - it's a good indicator that the provider is probably legit) - If you can't find any web or social media presence, and the photos on the ad seem "too good to be true", try using a site such as Yandex and do a reverse image search - if you find hits on porn sites, or "photo sharing forums", or find concurrent ads in multiple cities for the same time frame - you might want to consider someone else - If the ad you are looking at uses some hinky words or phrases - you might want to consider someone else Client etiquette - Now that you've made a choice, it's time to make contact - Treat this like an application or an interview - both of you are now going to make a choice on whether this seems like a good idea - BE RESPECTFUL - Use their preferred contact method - it is definitely listed somewhere, and you should have made note of it previously - Be prepared to offer some sort of verification - it was probably mentioned when you were looking at their ad/social media/website, but even if it wasn't and comes up after you make contact, be prepared to provide the info, or respectfully decline. - Make contact - Use a greeting, even as simple as "Hi!". Follow it up with details on what you are looking for, such as date/time, a name that you can be referred to as, and perhaps questions that you have about general location (this is not an address!) or something else that IS NOT ALREADY DOCUMENTED ON THE INTERNET - Patiently wait for a reply - you are interacting with a human being, not a bot or a machine. People are sometimes unavailable immediately. Often providers will note on their sites their reply etiquette, follow that. If you don't hear anything back the same day, try again the next day. If you don't hear back then, respectfully move on. - Once they reply, continue the conversation and work out the details. Don't ask for something that is obviously not going to be provided. Don't expect an exact location until right before the appointment. Follow their screening process. Dont haggle - you knew the cost going into this. - Remember that you are paying for an experience/time - not a person. - If at any time you arent comfortable, it's ok to stop. Be polite, say thank you, Date time! - Show up on time not especially early or late - Keep in communication - shit happens and sometimes we can't help being a bit late - COMMUNICATE! - If you do need to cancel your appointment, give as much notice as possible. Think of this like a specialist appointment - if you can't give at least 24 hours notice, then you might want to consider paying for their time. - Don't approach the location until you confirm its ok to do so - Have payment ready - you will more than likely already know their etiquette around this. Follow it - Act like a human being interacting with another human being - Prepare to leave at the agreed upon time Afterwards - If you had a good time, consider leaving a recco on Lyla. This helps the provider out a lot. - If you didnt have a good time, don't go bashing them online. That helps nobody, including yourself. Just move on. Often you have to visit a few providers before you find that compatibility - Human interactions don't always work out. Don't blame them and don't blame yourself - sometimes people just aren't compatible and THAT'S OK Congrats!! You made it!! This was a lot of reading I know, but this will help save everyone time and energy in the long run! Here's a 🍩 for your perseverance

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There's definitely a difference between asking pertinent questions that arent covered elsewhere, and blanket texting the same generic line to multiple providers and picking and choosing that way without doing any sort of actual research. So clients - treat this like you would any other sort of application. Do some research, find out the answers to as many questions as you can, and then reach out to the provider you think meets your desires. Then, for deity's sake, be polite, be literate, and be respectful. Think about if you had posted an ad for a service that you were offering, and you outlined all the details about the service in your ad, then you had dozens of people contact you, and ask questions that are blatantly present in the ad. How would you feel?

I think part of is is covid - even in the local forums here I'm seeing all kinds of newbie inexperience and bad behaviours that weren't as present 6 months ago. With everyone being in a semi-lockdown state, extra disposable income (assuming you are still working, probably from home, without normal spending outlets available), I think we are seeing the worst of the worst coming out of the woodwork. I've noticed it in regular life as well. People are frustrated with how things are and it is showing in their attitudes. It's too bad you're having such a rough time locally. I know there's a solid client base here full of respect and kindness. It's terrible that the rabble is making you feel this way.

Halloween candy is all mine

In case you haven't seen this masterpiece yet..

Working naked, how about you?

Maybe you want to go write a recco for her so others can benefit from your experience 🙂

Image search shows these photos all over xhamster and other sites. I highly doubt it's legit.

Hey now, you were never just a pretty face, not with that angelic booty 😇🍑

Yeah, I usually have a 2 week supply of backup food, nothing crazy, but I keep the freezer stocked and keep a supply of canned goods, just in case something bad happens. But in the spring I started keeping a list of things that were difficult to find locally. - flour - yeast - water jugs (water cooler) - cold meds (good old buckleys cold and fku - Tylenol (really? Do you need 20 bottles of it dude ahead of me in Costco) - hand sanitizer - frozen veggies These are the things I'm stocking up again now. Note: stocking up, not hoarding. Please everyone don't hoard. Also, its good to have a 2 week run of antibiotics on hand, but maybe that's the prepper in me.