Claire Heavens

Sexified Saturday fill me up full of Sins you'll never be able to confess :) ... Fucken Filthy Freaky Fun. Lowertown, Hintonburg or your place to get it on..... and off :) Rrrrroar! TEXT 613-366-9832 ANYTIME DAY & LATE NIGHT 140-30min, 180-45min, 220-60min. Posted via Mobile Device http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=12357&pictureid=84504 Posted via Mobile Device

Friday doesn't start with an F for no Rrreason.... Fucken Filthy Freaky Fun. Friday Night just begun- lowertown, Hintonburg or your place to get it on..... and off :) 140-30min, 180-45min, 220-60min. Posted via Mobile Device http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=12357&pictureid=84504

THEE END. RETIRED AS OF THIS SUNDAY. COME SIN ON SUNDAY in HEAVEN For some exxxtraHawt and FINAL ROARS:( Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. RATES & SERVICES : ***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins*** RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. . ......LOCATED off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK. IN HEAVEN... ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. AVAILABILITY: ANYTIME I'm in the mood for hosting or going out Generally MONDAY thru SATURDAY 10AM TIL 2AM (HOURS available to book- NOT hours ACTUALLY working !) TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW # PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! RRRROAR C.HEAVEN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS EMAIL [email protected] TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 613 366 9832 envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832

Have WE met before? Then it's time to ROAR even more ..... LOUD and LATE. Never given me the PLEASURE of pleasing YOU? Then I'd say that our LIMITED TIME is now LONNNG overdue. Last few weeks available in the flesh. THIS WEEK OTTAWA & TORONTO NEXT WEEKEND I will try my hand at webcamin' to keep in touch and to hear me Rrrrroarrrr Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. RATES & SERVICES ***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins*** RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. . ......LOCATED in space. NAH.... just off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK. IN HEAVEN... ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. AVAILABILITY: ANYTIME so long as I'm in the mood for hosting or going out NO HARM IN ASKING- lemme know your preferred day band time and duration of fun and I'll respond as accommodating as possible : ) TEXT 613-899-5879 to be cancelled soon trying to switch to: TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW # PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! RRRROAR C.HEAVEN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS EMAIL [email protected] TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 6138995879 (trying to get all contact onto new 366 number please envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832

Like a Banananana ..... Last few weeks available in the flesh. I will try my hand at webcamin' to keep in touch and to hear me Rrrrroarrrr Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. RATES & SERVICES ***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins*** RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. . ......LOCATED off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK. IN HEAVEN... ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. AVAILABILITY: ANYTIME I'm in the mood for hosting or going out Generally MONDAY thru SATURDAY 10AM TIL 2AM (HOURS avail to book- NOT hours ACTUALLY worked thru!) TEXT 613-899-5879 to be cancelled soon trying to switch to: TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW # PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! RRRROAR C.HEAVEN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS EMAIL [email protected] TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 6138995879 (trying to get all contact onto new 366 number please envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832

Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. RATES & SERVICES : ***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins*** RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. . ......LOCATED off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK. ;-) IN HEAVEN... ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. AVAILABILITY: ANYTIME I'm in the mood for hosting or going out ;-) Generally MONDAY thru SATURDAY 10AM TIL 2AM (HOURS available to book- NOT hours ACTUALLY working !) TEXT 613-899-5879 OUT OF ORDER at the moment TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW # PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! RRRROAR C.HEAVEN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS EMAIL [email protected] TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 6138995879 envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832 Will be switching to this number that's already in my use ;)

That's disgusting. I can count the couple times I double booked and it took place during my introduction to then industry AND whole at a spa once upon time so it truly came down to too many cooks in the kitchen (doing my own advertising & booking at the same time as the secretary doing that job too) Now fully INDEPENDENT My mistakes aren't double booking but can be felt or affected by the same way- and that's when I am late due to allergy to clocks and that's great when you're with me but not if it happens to be when I'm eating chocolate Or in the shower or flipping a record and lost in my head or looking for it. WITH THAT SAID - I have NEVER ever made a mistake that I didn't offer attempts made to redeem myself and the entirety of that shit luck fuckery- whether by extending time, reducing rate/refunding prepay/rescheduling to suit their schedule/ etc etc . But keeping focus on the fact that a business is a business is a business you can treat even unfortunate circumstance as such business minded redemptions and at the end of the day - you have smoothed out a potential soured client and all the bad word of mouth that can come from just one negative experience OR worse- NOTHING EVER SAID OF YOUR NAME, and by taking ownership it can lead to a real possibility of a regular friend and a heightened appreciation/respect for yourself AS WELL AS THE CLIENT - IF IT AFFECTS YOUR INCOME/TIME /CONSCIENCE by making it right - YOU'LL MAKE BETTER MISTAKES TOMORROW! :) KK GTG .... he's been waiting for me while I write this. Bahahahahaha jusssst kiddddding...... {ish} ha! ;)

With all seriousness aside for a few seconds - am I the only one who actually read this for the hilarious tone it is being said in.... ? I know I have erotic..... er. ... neurotic humor on top of memory loss but I can hear it and see it paired with a perfect grin. ... "ah yeah.. okay THAAAANKS" WINKY FACE GERBER. LOL. Ladeedah I swore I wasnt gonna get into trouble today damnit. Ah well.... technically THAT was YESTERDAY :) RRRRRROARRRR

There really can be real connection's regardless of the profession at hand... client turned cli-fri turned friend turned boyfriend turned ex been there done that HOWEVER at the end of the day we are BOTH PEOPLE. 'HUMAN' I have the most horrific track record of two girls in my life I shared this industry with- take their own lives, suddenly without any warning that wasn't met with being obviously oblivious.... so not to be the party pooper but you can't always cover shit up with sprinkles and hope people eat it. Life happens. Sometimes shit happens to life. My most recent Absence was unplanned and even unbeknownst to ME - I had Amnesia (think movie OVERBOARD -Nobody claimed Me Hahaha jk..? Or did they.... Insert scary music here) Heaven sent me back. Over qualified, ya know? But to undo my morbidity. .... I'd like to sell some sprinkles and say I'm sure she's fine - she just suddenly went awol as I do LOTS ....