Claire Heavens

Anyone else recently lose a ton of their post/thread history? I had a good chunk over 500 posts and I've just logged in to see my history go down to 400..... odd. Is it a 'clean up' of what CERB has available on the site suddenly or is it just ME? Lol.

Not a chance in .....Heaven, That I am gone ;-) Just Sneaky ;-) Always best to text me as I am not as active online as I would like to be. Thankya! Still Roarin' XO

I have. Just for fun. Usually at a dinner where only myself and the person across from me knows...... except for this one time.....the waitress definitely (accidentally) knew too. But then there's kinky parties where panties are ....taboo. lol. Which only tempts me to wear them there. haha. But for the record- I prefer panties. Lil panties, big panties, cotton panties, silk ones, mens undies, I love underwear. But I also love to tease and do what is unexpected or deemed wrong. So if that means going commando once in a while.... I'm all over that.

100 pics limit....

Bad Words. Cute Movie.

Ohhhhhhh I'll show you ;-) Sticky Tricks!

Apparently we are all BIG MEAT eaters here ;-) lol. Couldn't resist. ;-) Slurp!

Happy Birthday Mmmmmmmmalika ;-) A celebration is in order..... bend over! ;-) Rrrrrroar!

When a woman lays down and her hips kinda stick out just a little bit- and then dips....towards her mound. yep. THAT.

Black Socks. Keep your fuzz away from me. And: The word moist or plump. So dirty. lol.

That depends.....How hairy is your front side? ;-) Jk.

8000?! Jesus! You Whore! Lol- I love it ;-) Keep Talkin' Cato- Your research is priceless ;-)

And Now.....I'm speechless lol ;-) What can I say? I like my words how I like my men. Dirty. Thanks for enjoying my filth. I'm not done yet ;-) Slurrrp!

*Takes a bow* Thank you Everyone ;-) For the great welcome upon my arrival and for the recognition and admiration. 3 years later- and I can still blush and feel in awe. Thankya millions! Stay Sexy, Smile Hard & Roar Loud!

Love this thread. It just confirms that I must keep doing what I'm doing.....and that's stocking up on EVERYTHING. Hahaha. I have Dove unscented mens body wash, Irish SPring, Axe, Mild Dove, and I once had Givenchy Pie-(very strong, but super delicious) If I am not using a mild dove soap, I'm using Outrageous shampoo as a body wash for myself. Just so I can say my Pussy smells OUTRAGEOUS ;-) Ha.

Hi. ;-) Here I am. I am now available on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Thank you to Cerbfan and Il Re who responded to joeblow09 ;-)

I have no words for the inner whore I must untame immediately.... but maybe that's because my mouth is full. NEW DOWNTOWN LOCATION! 613-899-5879 Text only MISS INDEPENDENT Reduced Schedule now in place. I am only available for playing on WEDNESDAYS and Thursdays as a one on one experience, and Fridays as thee next top DUO...... YOU be the Judge :icon_wink: So if you're ready to Roar, Drool and Slurp..... Then Giddy Up- Text Me for availabilities. 613-899-5879 Services YMMV TBD :icon_wink: But definitely include, FULL body Massage, Nude Reverse, Mutual touching, Bodyslides, Shower together, etc etc (NO FS) HOURS 1030AM-5PM Wednesday, Thursday and Friday (Some Saturdays might be available- so feel free to ask) RATES* (As of June 24th) 140-30Mins, 180-45mins, 220-60mins (Duo rates are the same $ each girl) ABOUT ME I am quirky and flirtatious, I enjoy great conversations and if you bore me- I will tell you ( I expect the same really). I enjoy playing vinyl records and music is a definite must while we are together (Lana Del Rey, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Mumford and Sons, Rihanna..... I am a music slut) I am a total pleasure whore. I will trick you into massaging me..... so beware :icon_wink: I am also a shower hog, but you can watch haha. With all that said, I absolutely will give you my undivided attention for the duration of our date and we can get lost into our sexual deviance together :icon_wink: TEXT ONLY 613-899-5879 LOCATION Now only available downtown at a LUXURY condo. Heavens Playground just expanded..... as a DUO on FRIDAYS with the brand new, young petite sexy spinner HAILEY HEAVENS....My Dirty lil Sister. (More Pictures to come, But description for now- below) HAILEY HEAVENS Is a sweet, young, bubbly, 25yr old (As of last week) girl. She is 5 feet fuck all. 100lbs. Toned and Tanned. Short dark hair and piercing blue eyes. Tasteful Tattoos. And a personality that lured me to her instantly. She aims to please.....and LOVES to be pleased. We practice everything we know on each other first.... and a few more times, just to be sure :icon_wink: Did Hell freeze over? No.... But, Heaven just got Hotter.

I won't go on and on about my ass lol but..... I do have an oversized soaker tub, large shower with heat lamps, and access to a pool and sauna if you so desire.... ;-) However- Carp..... is not really my area. Downtown is easily accessible from any end of town tho. Good luck- I am biased but I recommend Hailey, Tya, and Vitto for ASS. Giddy Up.

NEW DOWNTOWN LOCATION! 613-899-5879 Text only Now only available downtown at a LUXURY condo. Heavens Playground just expanded..... as a DUO on FRIDAYS with the brand new, young petite sexy spinner HAILEY HEAVENS....My Dirty lil Sister. (Pictures to come, But description for now- below) Reduced Schedule now in place. I am only available for playing on Monday and Thursdays as a one on one experience, and Fridays as thee next top DUO...... YOU be the Judge :icon_wink: So if you're ready to Roar, Drool and Slurp..... Then Giddy Up- Text Me for availabilities. (Currently Booking for June 5th & 6th) Services YMMV TBD :icon_wink: But definitely include, FULL body Massage, Nude Reverse, Mutual touching, Bodyslides, Shower together, etc etc (NO FS) HOURS 1030AM-5PM Monday, Thursday and Friday (These days may change- so feel free to ask) RATES 120-30Mins, 150-45mins, 180-60mins (Duo rates are the same $ each girl) ABOUT ME I am quirky and flirtatious, I enjoy great conversations and if you bore me- I will tell you ( I expect the same really). I enjoy playing vinyl records and music is a definite must while we are together (Lana Del Rey, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Mumford and Sons, Rihanna..... I am a music slut) I am a total pleasure whore. I will trick you into massaging me..... so beware :icon_wink: I am also a shower hog, but you can watch haha. With all that said, I absolutely will give you my undivided attention for the duration of our date and we can get lost into our sexual deviance together :icon_wink: TEXT ONLY 613-899-5879 HAILEY HEAVENS Is a sweet, young, bubbly 24 year old girl. She is 5 feet fuck all. 100lbs. Short dark hair and piercing blue eyes. Tasteful Tattoos. And a personality that lured me to her instantly. She aims to please.....and LOVES to be pleased. We practice everything we know on each other first.... and a few more times, just to be sure :icon_wink: Did Hell freeze over? No.... But, Heaven just got Hotter.

NEW LOCATION! 613-899-5879 Text only Now only available downtown at a LUXURY condo. Heavens Playground just expanded..... as a DUO on FRIDAYS with the brand new, young petite sexy spinner HAILEY HEAVENS....My Dirty lil Sister. (Pictures to come, But description for now- below) Reduced Schedule now in place. I am only available for playing on Monday and Thursdays as a one on one experience, and Fridays as thee next top DUO...... YOU be the Judge ;-) So if you're ready to Roar, Drool and Slurp..... Then Giddy Up- Text Me for availabilities. (Currently Booking for June 5th & 6th) Services YMMV TBD ;-) But definitely include, FULL body Massage, Nude Reverse, Mutual touching, Bodyslides, Shower together, etc etc (NO FS) HOURS 1030AM-5PM Monday, Thursday and Friday (These days may change- so feel free to ask) RATES 120-30Mins, 150-45mins, 180-60mins (Duo rates are the same $ each girl) ABOUT ME I am quirky and flirtatious, I enjoy great conversations and if you bore me- I will tell you ( I expect the same really). I enjoy playing vinyl records and music is a definite must while we are together (Lana Del Rey, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Mumford and Sons, Rihanna..... I am a music slut) I am a total pleasure whore. I will trick you into massaging me..... so beware ;-) I am also a shower hog, but you can watch haha. With all that said, I absolutely will give you my undivided attention for the duration of our date and we can get lost into our sexual deviance together ;-) TEXT ONLY 613-899-5879 HAILEY HEAVENS Is a sweet, young, bubbly 24 year old girl. She is 5 feet fuck all. 100lbs. Short dark hair and piercing blue eyes. Tasteful Tattoos. And a personality that lured me to her instantly. She aims to please.....and LOVES to be pleased. We practice everything we know on each other first.... and a few more times, just to be sure ;-) Did Hell freeze over? No.... But, Heaven just got Hotter.

I also use biotone unscented massage gel (it comes in gel, lotion or oil) and have repeatedly received compliments on it. You can purchase it at simply therapy (a massage store in the east end) By the gallon and also a pump for easier dispensing of it into smaller squeeze bottles. They also sell very nice, soft white massage bed sheets that are much better then then typical towel over the bed idea. Goodluck and have fun testing out all the products ;-) Roar!

....That Heaven exists. (and New pictures coming soon as HARD evidence) ;-) I am Finally available again..... After an extended vacation in the Turks and Caicos Islands I am ready to fucken Roar like never before. This Eager Beaver has Play Times available for this week Tuesday-Friday. TEXT 613-899-5879 Taste Heavens sweet juice :icon_wink: Slurrrrrp! Giddy Up Baby! Come, taste, touch and experience heaven .... Rrrrrroar baby rOaR! MISS INDEPENDENT!! 613-899-5879 TEXT ONLY Come PLAY HARD With Me All Week (Monday-Friday) at a DISCRETE fun location in the WESTEND Great Rates for an AMAZING time together, NO hidden fees, Just PURE FUN. From Erotic and Kinky to Relaxing and Sweet... I aim to please... from A-Z. Join me in the Shower... RRRRoar! See an outfit in my pixxx that ya like?.....Tell me! and.... we'll play with it on...and off! PLEASE TEXT TO BOOK 613-899-5879 --NO FULL SERVICE-- 120-30mins, 150-45mins, 180-60mins. AVAILABLE in the WESTEND --Claire Heavens Schedule- 613-899-5879 TEXT ONLY Monday-Friday 1030am-5pm Some Saturdays also available :icon_smile: Check out over 180 of my amazing Reco's http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...=60113&page=12

Life's Like A Cock. When It Gets Hard..... Fuck It. I am officially on VACATION ;) hehehe. Stay Sexy, Smile Hard, Roar Loud!

I can just picture everyone bending over in front of a mirror after reading this thread. Laugh.

Thank you everyone ;) I am totally milking this birthday for all it's worth. Today is my bday, Tomorrow is my bday, Everyday in January is Now MY Birthday hahahaha. ;) Thankya millions for the birthday wishes, spanks, and recognition. ROAR!