OceanMassage

Ok so at 21:40, I decided my 7 hours experiment was enough lol. Here is the look of it. Seeping in Latex and polyurethane The dabbing reservoirs test: confirms no seeping for the polyisoprene one. The touch test Latex and polyurethane are very oily at the surface, especially the polyurethane. Polyisoprene doesn't leave any oil trace on my forearm dry skin. The smell test Latex smell is awkward less unpleasant than the regular latex smell, not really coconuty nor latexy, rather a (oh my scary) new compound Polyurethane reeks coconut oil (i do mean reeks... the smell is not pleasant like i normally find coconut oil... probably the esthers concentrated and grabbed some urethane proprieties during seepage...) Polyisoprene: no smell (except for the very light normal polyisoprene smell) The taste test I made that one to insure it really was oil and not lubricant early in the afternoon. I ended up with a swollen lip (latex allergy) for 2 hours grrr. Latex: yep same taste as the smell, adding the viscosity sensation which was slightly ticker than normal coconut oil. Polyurethane: yucky yak yak Polyisoprene: no taste other than its normal taste The pressure test Ok I gave up the friction test by laziness and because the results already were obvious. But I decided to try the pressure test. After all, college students make balloons out of condoms so it should be able to withstand some pressure. The caveat of that test is that i could not use a standard amount of air liquid proportion in the condom as I tied it approximately. Therefore my compression effort might not have created the same amount of pressure in each subject. Polyisoprene pressure a little less than what made it burst. So Latex: it actually withstanded a fair amount of rubbing and pressure and blew only when it was squeezed and i pushed a finger in. Given it was near expiry date, that was a fair battle. Polyurethane: I fought with that little sucker with both hands and it would not burst but, it felt like it might have been releasing pressure, either by seepage or by the tie... This is frustrating given that polyurethane break IRL! I suspect the oil gave it more expandability... Polyisoprene: I had great hopes for that one. After all, it had not leaked. Which does not mean that degradation had not occured. I also think I wanted it to work so bad that I was harsher on it... So... I did not have to actually poke it... At some point of hand compression it burst like a soap bubble :-( Since it was my third compression and I was getting good at it, I think I may have made the tie a little closer to the oil, increasing pressure. But the definite no mercy burst was quite disappointing. Darn... I have decided to redo the test one with water as a control and one with water-based lube. I want to know if the isopropylene burst was due to degradation or to pressure. I might also redo the coconut test afterwards but for a shorter span (like 1 hour: after all most penetrative play normaly don't last more than 20 min on avg people; and it is perfectly acceptable to take a short break after 40 min to take a sip of water and switch condom for extended play)

Loved your story C! In my case as some may have noticed, it was a 2 steps process. First extremely rational. Since a lot of stuff is censored, I wanted to give more info than allowed without going against the rules. Praefinita is latin for climax. I also liked the fact that masseuse was tractātrix which reminded me of dominatrix... So I went for that logical, full of good reasons choice... without stoping one minute to think of the cons... like the fact that i was not even able to pronounce it myself... That occured to me when I recorded my voicemail. Secondly, it took me a while to remember the spelling and order of the syllables... How would I expect a client to remember? Prae sounded like prey... Praefinita had this "Nelly Olsen" pretentious Aura to it, which is completely opposite of me... So, I asked my mentor what she thought and she concurred that it was not a great choice. What was I going to use this time (you can make a mistake once... not twice!) that I would be happy to stick with. I asked her what she taught and waiting for the text back my mind drift away and the word ocean popped to my consciousness, I said it jokingly but then, thinking back to it, I realized how I liked it, how soothing it was. It was a great image of me, my kindness, my love of the ocean, its immense horizons, the leitmotiv of change, the beautiful sound... I fell in love with it. My mentor suggested I add massage to it and that sounded really good brandwise, the ss sounds rythme. So I went for it. Boy... took me 3 hours to chase the old handle everywhere, twitter, website, here, etc. Renamed my massages. And I discovered something amazing... It gave me a well of metaphores to use in my guestbooks visits. Suddenly, it became fun and easy to reach out. Make playful innuendos... I am really happy with my new me :-) On top of it, Océanne is a very pretty name in French! And look, the keyboard even helps me: the tilde! ~Ocean~~ ;-)

I was actually referring to the Who (World Health Organization) article referenced in there. It can't hardly be deemed as marketing... Rather scientific. And interesting facts about water-based lubs that will make you wonder if you really want to use them...

OK. Since I particularly like coconut oil as lube, I wanted to do my own resistence test. I'm allergic to latex so here are the three contenders chosen: latex, Durex Aventi Bare (very old expiring in November 2016) isopropylene Durex Real Feel (Bare just to confuse everyone!) polyurethane Trojan Supra non latex Unfortunately I was out of Skyn and Lambskin but since they are way more expensive and, in the case of Lambskin, do not protect against HIV, this will have to do. So here is the Test protocol. 1) I unrolled the condom and sucked on them (a-to add saliva enzymes to mimic real life agressors b-because I was trying to figure which one to use for BJ.) Except for the latex one obviously. 2) I put an ounce of coconut oil inside the condom and did not tie the top First test will be to see if oil seeps through. I will conduct that one for 3 hours. Second test, I will tie the survivors and then roll them round and round inside a melon I guess, or maybe the salad spiner... Still got time to think about this... Note that the pics need to be moderated so that may not show right away. So I started the test at 14:07. At 14:48, I checked on my test subjects. There was some seeping on the latex and even more on the polyurethane one. I decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and gently pat dried the receptacle, thinking it may have been some from when I filled them, or lub gravitating down from the heat. latex one polyisoprene one polyurethane one Will update later....

I was probably one of the pioneers that got the "chance" to try the female condom in its original version. It was such an expensive anticlimactic experience (at some point I threw it accross the room) that left me completely adversed to the thing. They may say they improved them, I will only try if given to me! These ugly things are everything but inconcupiscious! And I would need a few spares to practice before end because the awkwardness was so... arrrgh

That article was a great read!

I digged a very well written article by Cyclo http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=142492 Explains exactly why an RMT cannot do stuff against their deontology even if in their off work time. After working 26 as an RMT, I can't believe people still don't get the difference. When I started, I remember how cautious we had to be how we had to fight for the difference in terms (masseuse vs massage therapist). Massage was really poorly understood. We worked so hard to bring to the collective understanding what we were doing as a legitimate profession, on the same terms as Chiros, Osteos, Orthos, etc. I consider myself lucky that in my 26 years, I have had only 4 incidents, two phone call inappropriate requests and one on the table (when working on the beach in Venezuela in front of everybody (doh?!) to which I offered the gentlemen asking if he was gonna get extras, to stop there without charging since there seemed to have been a misunderstanding. He sheeplishly apologized admitting not knowing more than what he'd seen on TV (Venezuela) and asked if I could resume. He was absolutely calm and docile for the remainder and quite content at the end. The last incident can't be really counted. Still working on the beach (in a real kiosk with all my pro material). As the massage was almost finished without incident, while I was working on his ARM, his breathing suddenly changed and he O'ed right there! I step back taken by surprise, trying to figure out how to deal with the situation. He was as much terrified and confused as me. Thank God for bermudas... Turned out he was an American sailor, who had set foot on land earlier that afternoon for the first time in 6 months. LMAO But back to the issue here. In 2016? Really. People should know better. It surprises me that people ask me why I did not renew my licence. They do not understand that like doctors, attorneys, etc. we are held to probity in our personal lives. The deontology code does not stop at the end of the shift. I could not do RMT during the week and MA during the week-ends. I would be banned for life. We are strictly forbidden to even have a romantic relationship with our clients. A full year buffer is required from the termination of the professional relationship before a relationship with a former client is deemed acceptable. By not renewing my licence, I am not bound by these rules anymore nor do I have the benefits that come with it (receipts, professional recognition, etc.) I am free to do what I want with my professional skill as long as I do not advertise myself as an RMT. After 26 years, I wanted to explore other aspects of touch. I made that clean cut by respect for the profession I loved and fought for for 26 years. Licenced RMT (or professionals designated as "Massage therapists" on the Quebec side) should NEVER be asked or expected to do anything else than THERAPEUTIC massage.

She meant better than sleeping ;-)

Sean Connery and Ian Somerhadler Mila Jovovich and Vin Diesel Dance duo "Main tenant" Elizabeth Hurley and Scarlett Joansson (mm...that would be very odd) Sean Panikkar and (Amy Winehouse if she was not...) Aida Nikolaychuk Mmm... might not have time to work if I keep pulling this...

Well, ok... but by shaving my legs and bits and putting an ad on Lyla... I should be able to fill the fridge right? ;-):sex_porn:

Maybe it would help if we'd say what we find apposite in terms of recommendations... Here are my thoughts about it: If it is after another poster has asked a question about a lady then answer the question from your perspective. Eg: "I" love sweet but bratty ladies, I find xyz just kills me with kindness yet manage to keep me on my toes. "I'm a shy guy, abc was wonderful at putting me at ease from the get go as she had a great smile and no rush attitude." Unless you have repeatedly been seing a lady, remember to anchor your comment in time: She had a great smile, she took the time to... Rather than She is a lot of fun, she's insatiable. You do not know if what you are bringing up is a constant. Regardless of it being a positive or negative element, you do not know if it is a trait. You can only comment on YOUR experience. If it is to contribute to the community and thank the lady after you had a lovely time with her then here are some pointers: Keep it short Focus on one or two elements that stood out for you and briefly puttin it in context: "I was having a bad day she made me feel like an old friend I could talk to. She managed to lift my spirits and send me off ready to face it all." "It was my second time with her. I believe I mentionned I craved gummy bears the first time we met. When I walked into the room after my shower, she was lying in bed sprinkled with gummy bears!" Life is full of unforseen situations or obstacles; how was one of those handled? We all have different perceptions on what is ponctual, clean, safe, comfortable so unless you can describe those objectively (within 5 min of apt, freshly showered, well-lit parking, firm yet plush mattress, etc) its better not to mention them. Finally, tell if "I would go again" or "if so and so is something you enjoy, I recommand this lady".

I personally would pick the shaver... anyone can figure why? @stillopensdoors... would have been my second pick for similar reasons ;-)

Does masterbatoring count as sex? If so, at the reception desk of my highschool (nuns) where I worked week-ends. Floatation tank, barrel spa in Monterrey no wait that was actually me doing hubby during honeymoon...

Mmm... yeah of course. Who doesn't. Do I enjoy it? Well... let's see. I did, from 10 till mid twenties, several times a day. But then I discovered what its like with an awsome lover to multi-orgam. Suddenly alone lost its luster! Plus, I am definitely vaginal, clit will add fireworks but I love the vag earthquakes... the unpredictedness, the ability to tear up the sheets with my hands instead of having them work against tide. So, do I do it. Sure... did, a few hours ago in fact. But for me, thats only when I don't get candy ;-P

You had no food left in the fridge: An extra large pizza A 10$ bill A shaver A lottery ticket A bottle of wine ;-)

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Lovely intro! Happy you found your way here :-) If you ever come to Ottawa and want a great MA, I will make that trip worthwile ;-)