PantlessKing

As my title implies, I'm completely new to the hobbyist scene and LYLA and thought I would ask a few questions that maybe members or moderators might be able to give me a hand on. I'm from Midwestern Ontario, a small rural community with not a heck of a whole lot to do and sometimes the gaps between getting lucky with a lady are longer than I would care for. I have tried other websites but I always felt sketched out about meeting somebody from them because, as they say, "if it looks too good to be true" always jumped to the front of my mind. I don't feel like getting rolled, arrested or scammed so I began searching for a website that let members discuss SP's to let others know it was safe. And Lo, Did I see it descend from upon lofty heights, With script white and short, upon whose name was LYLA.com Hallelujah! I'm no longer a moderated member, I have scanned over the Rules & FAQs a few times now to make myself familiar with how everything works and I feel ready to start the pursuit to meeting the right lady that meets my needs. Unfortunately, I noticed that my area of the province doesn't have it's own category, hm. I'm not sure if areas are added very often, if because it's just logical that most SP's would work in larger urban areas I can definitely understand. But I'm sure if there was an area for Midwestern Ontario (Owen Sound, Collingwood, Kincardine, Wiarton or even for the Grey-Bruce-Simcoe counties) it might give people like me more of an idea of what's in the area. I'm not against travel, but I feel like getting an SP to travel over two hours away to me might not be plausible. Once again, I'm happy I found LYLA and I hope to get to know the ropes from what seems like a very reputable website! Sincerely, The Pantless King

I have sort of an etiquette question when it comes to contacting a lady for the first time and what sort of things are acceptable in terms of behaviour. I know enough about what things I should avoid, but I'm completely green to meeting an SP, I was just wondering if an experience I had could have been volatile. So, anyhow, I meet a lady online who at that time I was completely unaware was an SP, I didn't go looking for one I just happened to start talking with her and through casual conversation and flirting she revealed she was an SP. I wasn't shocked, I'm not sheltered or anything, and aside from that disclosure I didn't ask her anymore about it. We continued chatting for months about getting together some time for a date, and I mean an actual date, but I was always a bit hesitant and it never materialized. It was toward the end of these months of talking that she mentioned needing something, a hoodie because at the time it was cold and her roommate and wrecked hers. It wasn't the kind of, "Oh, hey, I should go to ____ and get a hoodie." it was more, "Ohhh, I really really wish I had one. What will I ever do?" that made me feel like I was being propositioned to get it for her. We had never even met, and I decided to break off contact after that. I'm a shy guy, but I don't like the idea of being used. Was I wrong? I've heard stories about guys being used as sponsors and like I said, I've never tried an SP before.

I thought I would weigh in by offering some catharsis to your story, because being the glass half-full kind of guy that I am I wanted to share a story that sucked for someone else. One of my good friend's uncle was this salt of the earth kind of guy, he had worked his ass off for years in factories and did some backyard mechanic work on the side. He got married when he was in his early twenties and has been married for over forty years, has five kids and helped them with everything growing up and even for college tuitions. Much like how you were saying, since he was a young man he always wanted a cottage on the water where he would spend his retirement years. As luck would have it, he found his perfect cottage and it was within walking distance from a lake with a private boat launch. He buys it for a song and cannot wait to start working on it, as it was a bit of a fixer-upper it was still a ways off from being retirement worthy. This was back in the early 90s, so his two youngest boys ask him the second summer after buying it if they can take a few friends to the cottage for the weekend. He lets them. He told me he got the call from the police around 3 in the morning on the Sunday who explained that his dream cottage had caught on fire and that the fire department was still trying to extinguish the inferno. It only took 20 minutes for his dream to turn into a pile of smouldering ash. Aside from that, nobody was hurt. Food for thought! P.S: He owned a mint '67 Chevelle which his first son crashed it in a ditch and almost killed it.

Sometimes a slight breeze is all it takes for me to go off and make peace with the Southern Confederate. In my younger years it was all about quantity, I can remember entire day sessions where I would just watch videos and go to town down there. Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that it has changed a hell of a whole lot since those days, I'm still in my twenties and enjoying myself but sometimes I'll go a few days without a good wank. But I can say that the quality of my sessions have improved, I know the special places better than any lady could ever hope to find (although instructing them on said places is always a treat!) and I have it pretty much to a science at exactly what point I want to climax. It wasn't until a few months ago that I went out on a limb and bought myself a toy to enhance my sessions. I had never tried male sex toys up to that point and as I was bored (and most likely horny) I said why not! So I get this "MILF in a Box", and I have to say when I gave it a whirl for the first time the muscles in my feet knotted so badly I thought I would need to go to the hospital. It was fantastic. I highly recommend giving toys a shot if you're a man. Because sometimes you want to enjoy yourself but you want to change it up a little. :D

Because some people won't change their guns and others won't change their gods. I think it's for some people a "safe place", because as time goes on everything around us changes, including ourselves. I guess there needs to be a minimum, like a constitution, which acts as "what constitutes the state of being a nation". I hope this thread picks up more interest because I would like to hear what others might have to offer. :)

...And Life Goals! :D

Wearing too much of a scent could be as unpleasant to some as wearing no scent at all. Personally I try to go with a deodorant that is light on scent because it agitates my allergies, especially if it's not a natural product that I would regularly go with. But when it comes to guys that go without deodorant, I can't blame ladies that are put off by body odour.