Derp du Soleil

I mentioned this in another thread, but years ago I had the good fortune to experience a women who was about twice my age. It was pretty clear cut that she was taking me home, and after some time together in a bubble tub, proceeded to use & abuse me in every manner until the sun came up. As a guy in his very-early twenties, this was hugely refreshing over the usual b/s mixed signals I was getting at the time from women my age. Today, now that I've "caught up" to that age of maturity, I can relive that memory of a young guy walking into a room with a gorgeous women ready to do terrible, magnificent things to me. Who wouldn't want to experience that fantasy?

I've had two incidents where I've locked eyes with a women across the room, and in both cases, my first assumption was that "she must be looking at the person beside me." In both cases, the woman was kind enough to correct me - I had a bit of a confidence issue when I was younger. With the second, I was in my early 20s and she was in her late 30s. She took me back to her place, taught me a thing or three, and produced a life-long attraction to the "older woman." :icon_biggrin:

Just a genuine and lovely person. From the moment you meet her, you can forget the outside world and just experience her joie de vivre. Her smile will brighten your day and you'll leave walking on a cloud. While her retirement is coming up, she has big plans for the future!

Finished reading the entire "turn-offs" thread while finishing a huge bowl of pho. Pretty good evening so far...

Wow. 75 pages. Took me two days to read the whole way through...but to be honest, I stopped on a few occasions to check out some lovely photos and web sites. :redface: While educational, I found a lot of what I was reading to run the gamut from rude (oops...forgot the wallet), to embarrassing (pooping in the massage room), to absolutely horrifying (trying to remove protection). This goes beyond the basic stuff you'd think was common sense; like brushing your teeth or washing your butt crack. (Protip: brush your tongue as well - especially if you enjoy make out sessions like I do!) Personally, although new to this hobby, I want to try and make my host feel safe throughout the experience - everything else is secondary. If I can do that with a polite introduction via email, or placing the donation in a nice card - they're trying to make me feel special - why not reciprocate? If we both feel comfortable, then good times are ahead! As other have mentioned, I really appreciate detailed websites. Not only for the basic info, but also to get a feel if this woman is someone I can connect with. I know that a lot don't like providing face shots, but I read a lot into a person's smile. It also helps if the site is easy to locate through their online profile, although I seem to get the feeling that linking the two may have some issues I'm unaware of. Finally, a few questions that I hope some ladies can answer: 1. If a person has hours posted from say, 2PM to 10PM, does that mean they're willing to take a booking at 10PM? Or if you wanted to book a 1.5 hour session, you should look at reserving at 8:30 at the latest? 2. I hate being late. But in saying that, I always plan for dealing with horrible theoretical traffic that never materializes and I'm ahead of schedule. For most life events this isn't a big deal, but I don't want to look like the obvious secret agent casing the joint. Is it rude to knock a few minutes early? Like 5? In the end, I just hope this country comes to it senses and passes some laws that make this a safer experience for both parties. We're all adults, and we're all interested in doing the most natural thing in the world. I just hope I never screw up enough to wind up as a contributing factor to this thread! :icon_eek:

Happy Birthday Cowboy Kenny (same week as me!). Just wanted to thank you for all the work you've done with your list - it's the #1 reason I gained the confidence to join the community.

Another vote for Adèle Gall...although I don't know if my results are scientifically valid. Will most likely need to repeat experience to see if I arrive at the same conclusion. ;)

I grew up in a very safe and close-knit community, so getting homemade treats like cookies or rice crispy squares wasn't uncommon. In fact, the homeowner usually had you on a list and checked you off when you left. Rice crispy treats are still my fav, although they can't be the store bought variety. If it's not 2-inches think, it's just made to inferior standards. Those were equally prized along with the one-bite chocolate bars and bags of Old Dutch.

Erotic dresses and lingerie are like wrapping paper on the best gift you could ever receive - and the zipper is the bow that holds it all together! There's just something so sexy about a slow pull that reveals a hook and loop closure on a bra or a hint of lacy undergarment. I think of all the pics you've posted so far Notch, your very first is my fav - like she's walking away with a suggestion of what's to come...

As someone new to the community, I don't think it's a matter of "why?" as it's a matter of knowing what actually exists out there as a reliable resource. You could start looking via something you have some experience with: "I sold a couch on .... look at that "body rubs" tab over on the right - sounds interesting." From there, you're hit with a wall of dubious photos and messages that are more emoticons than words. Is it a scam? Is she real? Is a cop going to repel out of the ceiling after I say I like her boobies? Maybe you find one that looks promising, so you start trying to find reviews, and next thing you know, you're a member on Lyla. You still have a thing for that first one (and I hope to meet her soon.) But wow - so many beautiful women in the city! Well...at least that's my story...