Rounding Third

In a famous Seinfeld episode, George and Jerry theorized that the only thing better than ?make-up sex? is ?conjugal visit sex? if you happen to be dating someone in jail. During a latter episode, George actually was dating a lady in jail and he concluded that ?conjugal visit sex? would be surpassed by ?fugitive sex? if his lady was to break out. Hold that thought for a minute or two A few weeks ago I had my first (hopefully of many) encounters with Emma Alexandra. That was no small feat because Emma and I had tried to connect at least three times over the previous number of months. It was typically my schedule that kept us from connecting but on one occasion our encounter did not happen because Emma had to cancel her trip to my city. When that occurred I decided to have a little fun and sent Emma an email jokingly describing how her cancelling had shattered my heart and it was now imperative that we connect as she was the only woman in the world that could mend it. Well, we finally connected, and I will describe our encounter this way. If you are somehow able to sum George?s ?make-up sex?, ?conjugal visit sex? and ?fugitive sex?, the total would not come close to my ?mend my broken heart? encounter with Emma. It was totally erotic. As soon as I arrived we locked in an embraced and were into the thick of things in no time. When we did come up for air, we laughed and talked. Emma is such an exciting lady. She is great. We had so much fun! Emma is well known on CERB and well reviewed. I was totally pampered during our two hour encounter. In her ad?s she speaks of being your muse and I confirm that is true. I am looking forward to seeing Emma again and will not be at all surprised if she takes me to a dimension beyond our ?mend my heart? encounter. So my fellow CERB gentlemen, IMAO the Jerrys and Georges of the world can continue to fantasise of make-up sex or fugitive sex or whatever, but we have our Emma, always exceeding expectations, a great lady making erotic adventures come true. Guys, (and perhaps gals as well) if you get the chance to see Emma, DO IT!! It will provide you with some wonderful lifelong memories, I guarantee!

I have two: - become a better cook - stop procrastinating on everything, I was going to become a better cook during 2010 but kept putting it off...

The thread idea is a good one, and can be very interesting. You are right Apex2006, and I edited my post to take out my comment - sorry

OPPs - I did not mean to be argumentative or spoil the mood. This is a good thread and I withdraw my comment.

Good thought Megan. There is an organization called Coverdale Center for Women. The link is http://www.coverdalecentreforwomen.com

This is a terrible, terrible thing. Everyone is to be repulsed by this. As a hobbyist in Saint John it is my worst fear. The reality is that although I love my City I know there is a dark side to it. The Waterloo Street area is notorious. I am not going to be naive and ask CERB ladies who visit Saint John to disregard this as something not indicative to working here. That would be an injustice to you. Rather, I want to emphasise that this is an industrial city, a sea port and there is a dark side to it. Therefore, whether you are an SP living here or visiting, please, please, please, always be diligent in your screening.

I admire how he reinvented himself from a character actor to a very successful comic actor with Airplane and Naked Gun.

I have had the good fortune of seeing Celina a number of times and I always have a great time. She is easy going, personable and lots of fun. Celina always provides to me her unique blend of beauty, sweetness and sensational erotica. Thanks Sweetheart

Wow! Great question and great responses. Allow me to humbly tell a bit of my story. First - I meant a SP a few years ago that was terrific. We had wonderful numerous encounters. I thought I was just lucky that I meant her and that she was one of a kind. Now, what I am learning from CERB is that it was not luck. Rather, there is a whole community of ladies offering wonderful services, with pride and high standards. Second - Granted the premise of a SP/Hobbyist encounter is a commercial transaction. Be that as it may there can still be, and most often is, high levels of intimacy, passion, romance and fun. Third - I am allowed to be myself - a hopeless romantic. She is not going to laugh at me!! She will even cuddle with me. Fourth - We can be safe when we have fun. Fifth - I thought I was unusual for seeking out Escorts. I do not think that anymore. Six - It has become an industry standard that respect, courtesy, politeness and consideration are critical to any worthwhile encounter

Ever since I have been registered in this board I have been in awe of what it must take to keep it going. Thanks Mod. You can tell form the many frequent posters that know a lot more about this form than I that you are readily forgiven for a very human mistake.

I know exactly what you mean, Mightymouse. A few years ago I was a regular to a black hair blue eyed Spinner. She has moved away and I believe is no longer a SP...damn....

Thanks Cato for your thread. I feel I did Cato and others an injustice because on the thread he refers to I posted a comment in which I intended to express my personal attitudes and experience, but by the way I said it, it came out as a broader negative inference about others. I certainly will be more careful if and when I post again.

Last week, I was weeding through some old "stuff" that had not been touched for about 10 years and found $80US in an envelope and a $10 bill in the pocket of a torn old jacket I was about to put in the garbage.

I regret that some of my comments about myself were interpreted as applying to everyone. Let’s find some common ground. As Cato said remember what we are here for. I am here because I like women, erotica, sex, fun, excitement and so on. I find that in CERB. I find it in the threads, posts, albums discussions, and mostly in the ladies I am fortunate enough to meet. I do not think anyone on CERB can criticize me for that. That is why I am here. I am not much different form anyone else. Regarding threads and posts, I like some things more than others. That is natural. The albums are something I really enjoy. I was enjoying the “best of” threads until Megan‘s comment caused me to question myself. The distinction between an album and a “best of” thread is the ladies post the albums, the “best of” threads are posted by men. Personally, I prefer a lady projecting herself to me, rather than another man’s opinion as to what is best. That is why I seldom read reco’s. Let me reiterate. This is all my personal preference. In my earlier post I made reference to adolescent behaviour and maturity. I was referring to my adolescents and my maturity. When i was in my early twenties I would often be engaged in conversations with men about women. Pam has a great butt. Cindy has nice boobs but they are starting to sag. Gloria will go down etc. Etc. Such conversations took place in the locker room and the workplace. That is a reality that I was part of back in the early 70’s. It was wrong. As I matured and the workplace matured that sort of behaviour changed. (I should mention that I am an old fart, and my maturity has had much time to evolve (lol). I also said that I sometime revert back to my adolescent days. Drinking too much when I am with guys is one example. When I thought of it, I realized that me looking at a “best of” thread is in is a reversion back to my adolescent behaviour, when I looked at women solely as a sum of parts, as sexual objects. So my post was about me. My attitudes. I regret if it implied that I was making a statement about everyone who enjoys the “best of” threads. That was not my purpose. Everyone else can sort out their own attitudes. Bottom (excuse the pun) line, I am sticking to Megan’s comments, and now Anessasas’s, which confirm to me, that I will chose not be look at the” best of” threads from here on in.

I can't believe I wasted as much time as I did reading this thead. if you really believe there is a best escort then your expectations are way too low and hobbying for you is not what it could be.

Megan has won me over on this. I have enjoyed looking at “the best” threads, but when I ask myself why I do not like the answer. T’storm said a “difference between man and woman in the sense that man are into physical attraction before personality.” I do not fully agree with this and would contend that it is the “adolescent” male that is into physical attraction first, probably because of hormones and peer pressure. We tend to grow out of that tendency as we mature. Someone else implied that Megan may be a bit hypocritical given her albums. I will point out that the albums here on CERB are posted by the ladies to promote the ladies. They are not “the best of” and are not a judgement or competition. I have looked at the “best albums” because it is sometimes fun to revert to my adolescent frame of mind once in a while. We tend to do that on occasion, like in a hunting or fishing camp by telling lewed jokes or trying to have as many beers as we did in our university days. I think, “no harm, no foul”. But perhaps Megan’s thread is an indication that there is harm. As well, I noted that very few ladies posted to Megan's thread. Perhaps 'the best of" theads are simply not very smart, and not mature. So Megan, I am no longer going to look at “the best of” threads.

True - The next person went to the gym today

Great Thread Loralee: Please indulge me in my thought process. When I read the words ?what was the sexiest thing you were ever told?, I immediately began thinking of things said to me leading up to, during, or explicit to erotic activity. Upon thinking about it, I recognized the most cherished things told to me by ladies are often tender words absent of erotic or explicit language. So, I began to think there is a distinction between the ?sexiest? things ever said to me vs. the ?tenderest? things ever said to me. I am of course totally wrong with that. There is no distinction. Upon further thought and reading posts to this thread it is apparent to me that tenderness can be and often is extremely sexy. So my answer to Loralees question is: Last February I was seeing a SP for the second time. Early in that encounter she said to me: ?You are sweet and thoughtful and I look forward to seeing you? A secondary question to this tread for those who choose, is why do you think the statement was sexy? For me, that statement is sexy because, I am a guy, I have an ego, I sometimes am tentative, and the that single tender statement gave me so much confidence and assurance about how this amazing lady perceives me, and that still tugs at my heart some 10 months later! I continue to see the lady. (The SP is a CERBie, so if you read this Darling, thank-you)

Congrats Emily: Thanks for your now 1,000 plus posts as they are a big contribution for making CERB the great forum it is.:wink:

Sorry about your travel woes, Emily, and all your frustrations in dealing with the bureaucracy. If it is any consolation, always remember that we very much appreciate you visiting this part of Canada.

Here is one word descirbing Emma's post "EXCELLENT"