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It's not a valid request in a day and age when you can see what she looks like via a quick Google search and you don't need LYLA to find a good looking therapist. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind being with a good looking therapist. But if her skills are subpar and techniques are confusing(like with some holistic therapies) I won't waste time and money on her. And once I find a good one, I won't risk giving her contact informations to a complete stranger. If you want an MA or an SP use LYLA. If you want an RMT, just Google "massage therapist Ottawa" and do your homework.

The word is pretty versatile. From the Merriam-Webster dictionary: 1 a : a list of the dishes that may be ordered (as in a restaurant) or that are to be served (as at a banquet) b (1) : a comparable list or assortment of offerings a menu of television programs (2) : a list shown on the display of a computer from which a user can select the operation the computer is to perform 2 : the dishes available for or served at a meal; also : the meal itself But if you say it's offensive and illegal, I'll change it. Already did.

I never had any problems asking for it but can understand why someone dealing with SP's for the first time would feel more shy about it.

I'm talking about the basic stuff like age, height, weight, measurements, services.. stuff that most ladies will lay out in their cut and paste introduction or ad. It's annoying when asking for basic info and get a "what do you want to know?" and got to ask 50 questions for something that should have been summarized in a few lines or a 30 second introduction on the phone. One of the most frustrating answer I got was: "I'm a woman and we're gonna fu..K". Thanks lady obvious.

Another one of mine, are "tight-lipped" ladies. What I mean, is when we got to ask endless amount of questions to know the basics about them. I don't mind minimalistic ads with "call, txt or email for details". But when I got to play 50 questions to know her description, services, restrictions and prices, it kind of suck the enthusiasm out of it.

I don't want to be rude, but every trades come with their share of dumb and repetitive questions. If you think you got it bad, imagine RMT's who are asked regularly if they do "extras" after they went through two years of college to be recognised as health professionals. One I knew specialized in Thai massages and she was losing her mind because many men expected the bodyslide version. If you don't want to hear those questions, just make it part of your introduction monologue to get it out of the way. Most lobbyists here are educated on the normal etiquettes. But as some ladies already mentioned, we're part of the minority. If inexperienced new comers are you bread and butter, it's up to you ladies to educate them. I understand it can be annoying, but it's also a reality of the business. Up to you to find a way to deal with it.

W. ( 2008 ) An Oliver Stone movie about the life of former President George W. Bush starring Josh Brolin.

In the Burlington area, Carrie Moon is a great choice if you're into mature and very busty. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=15702

This is an adult website. What two of them do behind closed door is none of our businesses. If some get a thrill out of sticking their tongue in a dirty pooper, who are we to judge. As long everyone involved is fine with it, that's pretty much the end of the discussion.

There's nothing "risqué" in the topic. The subject was brought up several times in other threads. At first look it may sound unusual as few ladies actually advertise it. But considering all the unknown in regard to the hygiene and health of new clients, it's very understandable why it's often reserved for a few men(or women) answering certain criteria's. The same way lobbyists won't stick their tongue everywhere with some providers, ladies also care about their safety when meeting someone new. Just plain common sense.

He never stopped campaigning and spends more time on Twitter and golf courses than actually working on his policies. If he won, not sure anyone told him. LOL

Never imagined American politics would make it's way here. For the start, his support his razor thin in the Senate and marginal in congress. As for the U.S. population, only 27% of registered voters actually supported him. 29% voted for Clinton and 44% didn't vote at all. His far right policies are not just homophobic and misogynistic, but also very racist. He's been more sympathetic toward white supremacists than women and minorities victim of violence. The only light at the end of the tunnel is his incapacity to materialize any of his promises and the prosecution slowly penetrating his inner circle regarding to the Russian collusion probe. If Pence ends up in his place, he won't have time to save the sinking administration. Hopefully humanity will learn from this democratic anomaly.

Naked Lunch (1991) A weird movie in the pure style of David Cronenberg starring Peter Weller. Not for everyone.

Your trying to get it both ways in your argument. I also know RMT's who offer a lot more. But as you mentioned, trust is very important in order to protect their personal and professional reputation. If I'm gonna recommend one of these ladies to someone, it's only if she's fine with it, if I know him very well and 100% sure he won't be a threat to her safety and reputation. And considering Gentleman4U is a new comer, his expectations should be limited.

Most RMT's have pictures of themselves in their ads and official websites. Who's hot for me or someone else won't necessarily be for you. Also, you're missing out by choosing RMT's based on looks alone. All therapists are different in skills and experience. So, judging on "hotness" alone is a bit disrespectful and the wrong way to find a competent health professional. This is a message board for adult services providers and lobbyists. If you intend to find something else via PM, this won't fly long with the moderator.

I'm not sure why you look here when you can easily find using Google, CL and Kijiji. RMT's are not MA's and are likely on the DNR/DND(DO NOT REVIEW/DO NOT DISCUSS) list. If you're looking competent good looking professional therapist, you should find quite easily. But if you expect happy extras, you're on your own.

A "My little Pony" stuffed pink unicorn as a X-Mas gift for my niece. I'm not a "Brony". LOL

I don't want to be a "party pooper" but this thread is seriously navigating on slippery territory.

Yes and no, it's such a mixed bag. I'm pretty sure many girls make an honest living on it, but there also some who'll ask your credit card number and give you a cam link you could have got for free. If it's your kind of thing, just do like everything else and do your homework before throwing your money in it. Have a nice weekend.

Been there and won't put up with it anymore unless she has a stellar reputation and I see a chance of paying off. But the "Wanna smoke first?" is an instant GTFO for me.

You got the right idea on how to keep your pets separated. As I described, not all do. It's not great when I get more affection from the "guard dog" or cat than from the provider. LOL As for protection, I prefer a small tactical flashlight bright enough to blind someone without the mess.

To put the emphasis on the "pet" in pet peeves, is when I see a cat lady and spend most of the session spitting cat hair because the bed is full of it. I don't hate cats , but at least keep a room and bed clean. On the subject of pets, I seen ladies getting large dogs for their personal protection but clueless on how to train them. Dogs like German shepherds and rottweilers are intimidating, but without training those are just big puppies. On a few occasions I was greeted by a large dog, but seconds later could clearly see he wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm more terrified of small dogs like Pomeranians who look small and armless but are surprisingly agressive. Not really a turn off, but just a mixed bag.

"Ecks vs. Sever" A horribly bad 2002 movie with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. A box office bomb.

For me, the best compliment is when she simply asks if she can join me in the shower after. Kinda says it all.