Meaghan McLeod

Happy birthday. Hope its a great one!

OD, did you know that the G spot and the clitoris are actually connected? And that the clit can be up to 12" long? The clit and the penis are actually the same (the fetus at 12 weeks changes from a male to female). Its just kept inside, so most think because of what we can see, it is tiny, but in reality it is really a penis that hides inside the woman. Also, did you know that the clit grows over age? That's why older women have such an amazing sex drive.....

Don't know the answer, but here is a link to a previous posting about her. Maybe they can help you. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124494&highlight=sarah

Ok, that explains it.

This one won't work either.....

Of course there have been many. But the best was when I decided to explore being tied up. Out in the woods in BC. No one around. Tied up to the car. Very hot.....Then the dog started growling. Never heard her growl like that before. She has seen me before having sex. This time was different. Quickly got myself untied (actually was freaking out), and back into the car.....Well, finished up and really satisfied. Dog was upset and then I realized from the tracks in the ground that a cougar had walked thru. Dog was really miffed that I didn't bring her into the car and she had to fend off the cougar while I was has experiencing the best in my life. I can write a book on outdoor experiences..... xoxo

Took my dog for a walk today. She is a big dog, with short legs, she insist that she is not a miniature. So, she was trying to keep up with me, and along comes one of my cats, just keeping up with me. Made my dog take some extra steps to keep up. Normally my dog lags behind, but the cat made her really march to keep up. Working off those pounds gained during the winter. Saved a kitty today. Truly an ugly cat, but the vet ended up giving him a clean bill of health thanks to a special someone who helped with his vet bills. Spayed a female cat and neutered 2 boys and found a home for one boy who would otherwise live his life as a stray cat. 9 million cats will not know the life of being unwanted today. That is a special feeling.

Huh??? Are we talking landlines or cell phones or some other device????? Dildos or the real thing?

Knowing that a certain benefactor helped an ugly cat out today. He was destined for death but she came forward and helped me to get the medical attention he deserved. I am truly grateful. I suspect he is truly grateful too. Played in the field and he is happy. Thank you to my gracious CC. xoxo

Your liink does not work.....

Ok boys, here is your chance to test your knowledge with common sense scenarios. How much have you been paying attention? Do you truly understand what sp's go through? There are no prizes at the end of the game. However, what you might discover is much more important then any game out there. Hold on to your hats and lets start! 1. So, your first discussion with an SP, is it appropriate to start your communication with the following: a) BBBJ, CIM, BBFS? b) Can I fuck you up the ass? c) I only have (insert $ value here ) what does that get me? d) None of the above are appropriate to discuss on your first communication with an SP If you answered D - you are correct. Are you talking with a streetwalker? Where is your respect? Do you really think that she is going to get all hot and horny if you ask the 1st three questions? 2. The lady you would like to see has clearly stated her methods of communication. You decide that this method does not work for you. After all, you are SEXY, CUTE, A GREAT GUY, have a 12" dick. After all, she might want to get it on with you because you are all that. Is it ok to disregard her protocols? a) Yes b) No The answer, is B - I know it is hard to understand because you really are all that. However, she might have a reason to choose her choices for you to communicate with her. (like maybe she has a life outside of this business). 3. The lady you would like to see has given you her rates. The service she provides is $XXX for an hour, 1/2 hour is $XXX, overnight is $XXX. However, you feel her fees are too expensive for your wallet. Is it ok to ask: a) I wish to offer you 50% of what you are asking for b) I wish to offer to 75% of what you are asking for c) I wish to offer you anything less then what you are asking for d) It is never appropriate to suggest anything less then what the lady is asking for. If you answered d, you are correct. Wow, you are the real deal. For those that answered incorrectly, understand this. Do you ask your mechanic, lawyer, grocery store, to lower their fees? Of course not, you know they would say no. For those that state "if you ask, and they say no, no harm no fowl". I would like to point out, well, you will get on their "do not book" list. If they chose to book you, they will most likely raise their fees instead of lowering them. Please, do not ask them to lower their fees. If you feel their fees are out of your price range, save up, or keep looking. My personal favourite are those that ask and end up on my "you are on my AxxHole list and my rates double each time you ask me to lower my rates". 4. You see a lady you would like to see. She is so hot. You dream of her each night. Her pics are on your screensaver. So you decide to book some time with her. However, her fees are our of your price range. So, you decide to ask her: a) Will you do a car date? b) I have a place in the bushes for you to see me c) Can you come to my place? But you have to be quick, my wife (SO, girlfriend etc) will be home soon, so can you get here in 10 minutes? d) Take an extra shift at work, squirrel away some extra money, wait till next month to make it work? If you answered d - you are correct. On a roll. You are a absolutely the best. If you really want to see her, figure it out. You can do it. 5. So you have decided that you only want a (insert specific sex act) like a HJ, BJ, FS, DATY, DATO, Greek. Whatever act you want. She describes that she incorporates everything into her service. She is very clear. However, you decide that you only want one part of her service. So, you feel that you should only pay for one part of her service. Do you? a) Only offer a partial portion of her fees b) Only offer a partial portion of her fees and call her a gold digger or a whore if she declines? c) Decide to go through with the call but only give her a portion of her fees when you see her? d) Walk away, and wait till you have the money to pay her fees? If you answered d, you are again correct. Is she a streetwalker? A prostitute? Why would you want to ask for a portion of the gold when you can get the whole deal? It is really very simple. If she is offering everything, why would you only want a portion? Why ask for less then she is providing for less money then her rates? Ok kiddies, that's all for now, stay tuned for the next episode of the new game. Only seen here on CERB. And now for some sponsor notices.....

Happy birthday Symone. Hope it is the best!

Congrats on your 100 post mark. Looking forward to many more!

Welcome. Enjoy!

Being woken up to someone inquiring about my services. Normally not a problem. However, this one tops the cake..... Will you take $15? I mean really? I hang up, he calls back 15 minutes later, just as I was getting back into a sleep and says "whats the lowest you will take. I can't really repeat what I told him. His rate with me has doubled and he doesn't understand why. Some just don't get it.

Happy birthday! Hope its the best!

Ashamed? No, I know what I do and don't feel that. I am recently open to some that live around me, not my family though However, a neighbor I think has figured out who I am online. Asking stupid questions like "you are 5'4" right"? Not a question someone would normally ask a friend. So, I'm thinking, great now I have an idiot who thinks he knows something about me. I've managed to deflect his questions as someone who is rambling while drunk. He pisses me off. When I am home, I am not Meaghan. I am me. I dress differently, act differently - I am me. I don't want people thinking they can spend time with my working self for free. I never see friends or aquantainces in this business. If they call me, I will tell them so. I would rather keep the friendship. However, if the friendship starts to intrude into my working self, I will sever the relationship. I still won't see them because they disrespected my boundaries. I am very blunt to those that overstep the boundaries. To the point of telling them I will deck them if they continue. This neighbor has not taken it a step further. However, if he has not figured it out yet, he will soon. He has shown me disrespect by asking the type of questions he has asked. His opinion of me does not matter to me. However, my guard is up on him. Ashamed? No, I am proud to be able to provide this service. Proud of the quality of the encounters I provide. Not everyone can do this. There are those that think they can, and quickly figure out they cannot. xoxo

Ok, I looked at your ad. You appear to be using a small font. When you are posting, you will see the options right above your text - this is where you see the bold, italic, underline, centre options etc. If you are trying to edit your ad, you see in the bottom right hand corner "advanced options" to bring up these options. The change the font size, the default is 2 - click the option box, and you have a choice of 1, 2, 3, 4. One is the smallest font, 4 is the largest font. If you want your text to be more darker, select your text and hit "B" - this will bold your text. You can change your colour by choosing "A". This is also where you can choose your spell check. There are also other options available, so you can check them out too. When you say your ad does not on the front page like all "new posts (whether it is an ad or a discussion), are you referring to the front main page where the shout box is or do you mean when you look at "new posts". If you are talking about new posts, anything you post wont show there, because it is not new to you. However, it should show up on the main page, so if it doesn't, I don't know why. Hope this helps!

Happy Birthday Royal Fun. Love the sexy pics you find and post.

Thank you so much for your funny contributions. I enjoy them. Looking forward to more! Meaghan

Yup that's my thought too!

Don't know about sites, but Nancy Friday has a series of books that are great. I remember they were called "my secret garden". She wrote about womans fantasies as told by the women. Very erotic and hot...

Announcing the exotic dancers Bubbles and Squirt. They are an interactive male/female dance team that will surly start your engines. Their golden scales and oversized lips are truly captivating. These exotic goldfish will tantilize you with their acrobatic and exotic movements and will also mesmerize you. They enjoy diving deep and soaring to the top of their surroundings. Bubbles thoroughly enjoys being an exhibitionist and Squirt is a voyeur at heart. They are usually found performing in front of their web cam. You can catch their shows 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They never stop working and they love it when you shower them with flakes. I have often wondered what Squirt was saying. It always seems like he is singing, but never could make it out. So I went and bought one of those fancy underwater microphones. It cost me $1000, but it was well worth it. I finally figured out what he was singing. Click the link to actually hear him, but I will transcribe it for you incase the link does not work. "I'm forever blowing Bubbles.....Why doesn't Bubbles blow me?" www.seeSquirtblowBubbles.com

Yes, I would love that. Maybe I could pick up Katherine on her way thru or she can pick me up. My experience with Paedrus is still imbedded in my brain. I am thinking of a 3 way some with 2 others. But just cant seem to make up my mind on who I want to see. Actually, I am thinking of getting everyone to join me. But, I understand they don't actually do calls in the same room, and it seems a lot of running between rooms. I wonder if they do web cams. Yes, let me know your schedule and the 3 of us girls can have a drink, get some food and talk about who we want to see first. Till then! xoxo

You are just figuring this out now????? Thanks!