Cleo Catra

Happy Together by The Turtles

'We' by the Descendents...both my favourite happy song, and fave romantic song. Saw them live in Vegas last year and they played EVERY song except this one, hahaha jerks :P

Not every woman can do what we do. Which is why most of them don't. yes, we get paid more. But we also open the door and welcome a stranger into our personal space, and from the second they walk in we kiss them and treat them like they're our boyfriend. So anyone who is comparing this to another source of income, PLEASE stop. Because it's not the same. We charge a lot. Because we give a lot. We give you our bodies. If you can't afford it, that's unfortunate, but please dont try to degrade us/negotiate our rates/make assumptions about who we are and what we do with our money. What we choose to charge in order to give you the right to our most personal, intimate moments...well, that's OUR choice, whether it means we're going to charge you $50, or $5000. One thing to think about... if we DIDN'T make what we do, do you think we'd all still be doing it? I do my job because I love sex...AND because I like the money I make. If I made $10 an hour, I wouldn't do it. The money I make gives me the freedom to do what I love to do most.

That's quite the assumption. While some girls may not claim their income, many, myself included, do. My mother once taught me something, years ago... when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME....

They have cocks ;)

Sucking cock and getting fucked. Definitely my two favourites :D

My newest tattoo :) (It's of my dog, with a 'pug life' banner under his face. HA! I rule).

My morning, and breakfast, time is one of my favourite times of the day. I love relaxing in my jammies, drinking coffee, petting my animals, and eating a healthy breakfast. Today it was three slices of turkey bacon and a handful of blackberries.

Nope, never had a problem. I don't think there is anything that could ever cause my vagina to have problems having an orgasm, hahaha!

I stopped being embarrassed about vibrators years ago. In fact I'm kind of notorious in my friend-circle for having a large collection of sex toys haha. Two are tied for my all-time favourite though: the good old beaver vibe and the hitachi magic wand 'personal massager'

I like it, I love the colours and think the new bills will last much longer than the old dirty paper ones. However, machines need to be updated in order to accomodate the new bills - I tried using a new twenty at an automated grocery teller and it wouldn't accept it.

Never! Why should a man ever think he is too old? You are NEVER too old for orgasms. As long as you can still keep yourself clean, and get it up (or if you can't even get it up, as long as you enjoy the touch of a woman), then we are here for you. I have had clients as young as 20, and as old as 80. And I've enjoyed my time with each and every one of them.

Scratch that: I had made a hottub suggestion, but upon looking it up, I honestly would not be willing to have play time in a hottub http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/health/hot-tub-health-dangers http://www.livescience.com/3671-risks-summer-sex.html http://nursebridgid.blogspot.ca/2012/04/hot-tub-sex-something-you-might-want-to.html?m=1 I second the suggestion above: if you rented a hotel room with an ensuite jacuzzi, that was emptied and cleaned, that would be the best way to enjoy some naughty hottub fun :)

Watching my little Cleo Catra snuggle up to Ozzy Pawsborne and bathe him, every day. She wraps her arms around his head and cleans his entire head, and he just lays there in bliss. I've seen this almost every day for years now and it never fails to make me feel like everything in my life is great.

Parts for my car. Siiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Ahhhhh Mickey D's. That was my first job. Hated it, because they definitely upheld the 'if you have time to lean, you've got time to clean' mentality, and the managers stood behind you watching every little thing you did. I left it after a few months for a grocery store, which was actually a blast, I loved it there.

While sitting on the couch playing on the computer, my newly-adopted dog (a ten-year-old pug!), climbed onto the couch cushion and rested his head on my shoulder. CUTEST!!!!

Not sure what it says about me that both times I've read this thread title I've mistakenly read it as 'Your inner greek'....ha! I'm not even an 'inner' geek. I'm an all-out geek. I just now asked one of my best friends to come over for a board-game night this weekend. At one point, we'll surely put the board games away and play a bit of DDR. Ahhhh, good times.

Or loud when they arrive. I'm usually at the door ready to open it when I see my guest through the peephole. Multiple times, even though the door is open, they will still knock loudly on the door, say loudly "HI CLEO!!!', or something else equally non-discrete that my neighbours can hear. Once we're inside, I don't care about the noise. But in my hallway...PLEASE remember my neighbours can hear

You're thinking of Sue. She left ALO a while ago, but I do see her ads on BP from time to time, she's usually advertising as 'Black barbie'. Great girl.

Great suggestion :D You would have better luck finding an SP who is skilled in massage, rather than trying to find a massage girl who offers SP services. There are many full service SPs who have worked in massage places that should be able to provide what you're looking for. I am one of them, and I can also think of Peachy, MiaBella, Brittany Jones, Taylor Monroe, and I'm sure there are many more.

Picture hanging hooks, to hang the art on the walls in my new boudoir :)

Love this! Seriously, as long as she gives you her all, who cares how many people she sees?

Wow, thanks everyone for the overwhelming response to this! I had so much fun doing it, I'm so happy everyone likes it :)

Just kidding! But I did recently have the great pleasure of meeting the lovely Nikki Thomas and of being interviewed on her show 'Sex, Brains and Money'. Hope you like it!