Cleo Catra

I'm going to assume this is some kind of joke.... but I'll tell you jokes like this are not appreciated.

HOLY CATS!!!! This is the best!!! Thanks so much for posting :D

Totally I received a very sweet, totally random act of kindness! A few years ago my group of friends was hit hard at the loss of a friend. We all traveled to his home city for the funeral. Afterward, the mother of one of our friends added a few of us on Facebook, and we've had friendly communications with her since. This morning I received a delivery of five boxes full of homemade chocolates and candles from her! I've never even met her! Soooooo incredibly sweet and thoughtful, from a woman I don't even know. Made my day!

Also love Disturbia! I listen to a lot of pop/dance when cleaning/working out. A fantastic running song is Womanizer by Britney Spears, it sets the perfect pace. Anything by Lady Gaga is also great :)

WooooooooooooooooooooHoooooooooooooooo!!!!! I'm going to Newfoundland!

Not helpful for any immediate needs, but I offer greek and am visiting in April :)

Yep, this made me cry as well. Especially number 3 and 15. My little loves are both rescues, the first was surrendered at age ten because his family had a baby; the second was completely abandoned at age 10. I'll do anything for these dogs, they're both snoozing beside me right meow and I love them so much my heart could explode.

If I wear pants while at home (big IF), they're of the pajama variety. People will see me taking my dogs out at all hours of the day while wearing pajama pants.

Me too!!!!!!

This made me think of another - I never put my laundry away, I just take clothes out of the laundry bag til it's empty and the clothes are in the hamper. Then I put them back in the bag and head to the laundry room. Also.... I may have sniff-tested a hoodie yesterday...

I just picked up a leftover chicken skewer from dinner, and as I'm alone, I pulled the chicken off with my fingers. Finding my fingers then greasy, I wiped them on my skirt. Yup, I wiped my greasy fingers on my clothing. I have eaten the berries out of the bottom of a jam jar for dinner when it was all I had to eat in the house. I will also regularly eat popcorn for dinner, and when I get to the bottom, I wipe up the extra butter/salt with pieces of popcorn. Yup, keeping is classy... that's me ;) Any 'non-classy' habits you have in secret that you'd like to share? I'm sure I'm not the only one :)

I advertised for Pembroke a few times last year, as I was going there and had a hotel room already for personal reasons. Did not see any one, either time. So I don't think it's just you. I was happy at least I was there for other reasons, so didn't waste my time. I've always been successful everywhere else, but won't bother advertising in Pembroke ever again.

Waking up with the best hair day ever... but as it's pre-workout, knowing it won't last!

Honestly, I'm just a bitch when traveling in certain places. My friends and I were in Central America together, and any time someone would approach us to rope us into anything, we all just said, "NOPE!" and kept walking. We didn't make any friends, but we didn't get into any trouble either, so it all worked out :P

With advance notice, I can be available as early as 6am. Nothing like starting the day with an orgasm :D

Picking up my pug from the vet. Two nights away from him was torture, but he is now snuggled right up against me. He usually sleeps in his own bed, but he will definitely be sleeping with me tonight, I'm SO happy he's home and is healthy :D

I love porn! I wrote a blog entry about it a while back - http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/2014/01/how-do-you-porn.html

Time flies! Can't believe these photos were taken three years ago, wow!

I once got cayenne pepper in the vag. OW!

My pug pissed in my bed today. Again. Ahhhhhh the joys of adopting incontinent senior animals... he's lucky he's so damned cute. (don't worry, this is NOT the bed that gentlemen see, lol)

Hehehehe, I think you guys are referring to a 'cock-off'. I had this idea a while ago ;)

Being an escort already IS legal. I pay my taxes as an escort - it's CRA industry code: Other personal services (including Online psychic, escorts, dating, party planning, personal shopping) - 81290. I am also registered for HST and 13% tax is included in my rates. I hatehatehate the assumption that escorts dont pay taxes. I am a self-employed woman running a legal business, and I pay my taxes just like any other business owner.

I respect your opinion Valerie, but I do disagree with two of your statements. I don't think there is any class system or hierarchy among sex workers, and saying you are an escort, NOT a prostitute, denotes a class system. I am an escort. I am a prostitute. I am a hooker. I actually feel so strongly on this issue I made a post in my blog about it last week - http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/2014/01/whats-in-name.html I also don't agree that younger is better. The vast majority of my clients prefer women 25+ - or even 30+. A gentleman I saw recently was almost beside himself when I reminded him I was 29 when we first met. He only likes to see women over 30 - and he himself is only in his early 40s. I am proud to be an escort/hooker/whore/prostitute. I love ALL of my fellow hos.

Guess it's finally time to switch to gmail for me!

My friends died laughing when, after I filled up st one of these stations, I gleefully exclaimed, 'that's the first time I'VE paid for full service!!!'