Cleo Catra

Oh I can bite you, don't you worry - might lick a little at first though ;) Additional Comments: I saw one yesterday but he was hiding, I could only see his furry butt!

Exactly!!!! And what a way to ruin a pleasant experience - asking for a review is such a reminder that this is business, and I think it would just kill the 'girlfriend' part of the experience. Reviews are great, and gents, if you have a great experience with a lady, especially one who may not have many reviews, write one! Everyone loves to read their own reviews, it's flattering and makes us feel great! But ladies, asking for one is tacky and probably won't help you get a good review at all.

Thank YOU sweetheart for giving me the idea to do it, I'm having fun writing it!

Just like we ladies will never be completely rid of people who think it's cool to ask us to lower our rates, sadly I don't think the gents will always be completely rid of girls (I won't say ladies in this case), who ask for reviews. I've heard of a few people who do this, and I do not understand in the slightest. When someone writes a review on me, I am extremely flattered and feel honoured they'd take the time to do so. Asking someone to write it would make it all false - which would mean I'd have nothing to feel good about when reading it. So fuck that! I don't even pre-screen reviews if gentlemen say they'll send it to me first. I always say, whatever you want to write is up to you, it's YOUR review! (I do of course understand that many people like to read the reviews before they are posted, which is fine and totally understandable, I'm just saying for me, say what you like!)

I'm so excited to be seeing everyone again so soon after I return!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY to party time!

Good luck and I wish you well!

I agree that most of what the OP is looking for should be present, however for me I have that all on my website, not necessarily in my ads. As cerb is the only place I put daily ads, it is where I post my time-specific availability, and then I direct clients to my website where all of the rest of the info can be found. I like to keep my daily ads cute and enticing and don't like putting my stats/rates etc in there, but would hope someone would click on the provided link to find out that info. I put a lot of work into my website and can't really redo that in an ad every day, lol!

'I've got tiger blood' - Charlie Sheen

I attended a Catholic high school,despite not being Catholic. The faculty was mixed with either adoring me, or despising me. I was the first kid in school to get a visible tattoo, and to get a visible piercing. They tried to force me into hiding the tattoo and removing the piercing, but when I started spouting out real reasons why they couldn't they eventually relented. My most hilarious Catholic school memories were when we were taught about sex. We were taught the 'natural family planning method'. OH MAN my class was groaning/laughing at me every 30 seconds when I raised my hand to disprove everything the guy was trying to tell us. Best part was when, he said 'A man should only spill his seed for purposes of procreation'. So I said 'But sir, why would we then need natural family planning? By your own rules, a man should only have intercourse with his wife when he's planning on impregnating her'. His face turned so red and he stormed out of class. Aaaaah that felt good. Fucker tried telling my class that masturbation and all forms of birth control were murder.

Anywhere you'd like lady!

Ya these ladies are awesome! I think it's Rockalilly though (not billy). Saw them a couple years back and looooved them

WOW!!!! Well well well this kittycat is very happy to hear you ladies have become friends, and is thinking purrhaps you will need to write a sequel when I get back!!!

OH HELLO YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe t-minus 24 days til I return :D :D :D I offer duos (or a trio) with the ladies mentioned above, and also offer duos with Alexandra-Sky, Carrie Moon, MiaBella. Mmmmmm ladies!!!

If it makes you feel any better, I'm back in Melbourne at the moment and am away from the hot weather, it's 15 and overcast here! But I'm back in the sunshine as of tomorrow :D :D :D

I'm so not down for edited pics. Except for my one photo where I edited in a killer cupcake (and that was awesome, heehee), I've never retouched anything. I would never want someone to arrive and say 'you don't look like your pictures'. How humiliating would that be? I post what I look like, if you like it, great, if not, too bad but I won't change my photos because of it.

Rest in peace to one of the most beautiful, talented women who has ever lived.

Hells yes!!! I admit it wasn't just being a girl that got me on stage all the time. It was dating a guy in the music industry. But I got to be on stage for many, many punk shows about ten years ago. Ahhh good times. Sorry for kind of hijacking this thread. Another fave of mine from the 90s I still listen to constantly: The Magnetic Fields - 'Epitaph for my Heart'

Dont be silly, I was only trying to make the boys jealous! If you'd been in the same city as me I'm sure you would have been on stage with me!

Ready to be jealous? I used to get to watch Good Riddance from the stage. Ahhh being a girl is awesome :D

I chose to get into this business after years of working high-paying, professional jobs (including the government), that made me hate my life every day. I was drowning in debts from university, and any time I'd finally make leeway on them, I'd snap from months of hating my job and rack them back up with a vacation or a shopping spree. So finally i left. I walked out on a cushy government job. And then i started thinking, for the umpteenth time over the years, about getting into porn. I'd been thinking about that for almost ten years. So I started applying, thinking I'd hear nothing back, because I'm too old/chubby/etc. But I got a good response. Then I started to look at the money involved and permanency of it, and thought about escorting instead. And I've never looked back. I work for myself. I handle my own life/finances. And I've started to travel the world. I won't do this forever, I know that, but for now, it's the best thing I could think of doing. Some people look at us like we're trash or ruining our lives - choosing to do this has finally let me live the life I've always wanted. And I get to have hot sex all the time. Fuck yes!

OH MY GOD YAY!!!! Oh this makes me excited. Baking is my greatest passion, after well, you know... hehehehe. In real life I've even had some of my recipes published (oh but you will never find me, and please dont' ask, I'm just bragging, hahah!). YAY can't wait to share, and try new things!

One of the best songs to come out of the 90s - Mazzy Star 'Fade Into You' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XucegAHZojc My all-time favourite band, The Pixies - 'Dig for Fire' And my other all-time fave, Turbonegro 'Self-Destructo Bust'

I do enjoy a glass, or two on longer appointments, of wine from time to time. Nothing more. I get tipsy fairly easily, and am not comfortable seeing anyone in that state. And I do expect the same back - if you're drunk, please dont' call me, as I'd rather be an experience to remember, not be a black-out. And gentlemen, yes, it is a very nice and appreciated gesture to bring a bottle of wine to share with a lady, however, please do not ever pressure her to keep up with you or constantly refill her glass if she's not drinking. It's not gentlemenly to do so and can turn what would have been appreciation of the lovely gift into an aggravation.

The only person who can really decide what is right is you. Personally, I made the decision to cut my father from my life over a decade ago, after years and years of shit, and it was the best thing I've ever done. It felt like a weight was being removed from my chest when I did it. Since then, I've had people say to me 'But he's your father, you love him, you should talk to him', etc etc. Because they dont' know what happened, or don't care to hear it. But I know what I did was right. In order to know what's right for you in this situation, my best advice would be to stop thinking about it for a while (I know that's probably impossible, but try). Right now you're hurt, and you're angry. If it's best to move on from her, you'll know that when you've had time to calm down, and look at the situation without the current emotions taking over. And taking a bit of time should hopefully prevent you from realizing you made the choice to remove her from your life as some sort of retaliation or something. But that's just my two cents, I hope you find the right choice and I am truly sorry to hear about what happened, it always devastates me to hear about parents who don't realize how wonderful a thing being a parent can be.

Heehee, I'd answer that, but a lady never kisses and tells ;) It's amazing down here!