Cleo Catra

As a walker only, I'd like to add - MOVE out of the middle of the sidewalk if you're just standing there when someone is walking, so they don't have to walk into a giant snowdrift - like I just did when I went to the laundromat, grrrrrr

aaaaaaaaaahahahah love it!!!!

That IS disgusting. However, in Edmonton, if things are the same as they were about a decade ago when I lived there, I can somewhat understand them going to extreme means. I lived in an area that was two blocks south of 'hooker' ave. The place was literally crawling with streetwalkers, and my girlfriends and I only travelled in groups after dark. Even then, we'd get approachedin the convenience store, guys would pull over and actually get out of their cars and walk towards us to make offers, etc. I'd be walking to work in the middle of the day in baggy pants and a giant hoodie and men would still pull over and ask how much. It was actually terrifying, and I barely left my house while I was there, just saving up money to move to a different neighbourhood. Now I'm not in any way saying those signs are okay, or that all of Edmonton is like that. However, I was afraid, DAILY, of walking around, and honestly, at the age of 18, if I'd seen a sign like that I most likely would have called in and reported the people who came after me like that. I hope this is targeted just for street prostitution, because, based on what I said above, I can kinda see where they're coming from. For escorting, on the other hand, this is SO not appropriate and they'll get nowhere with stuff like this.

I'll miss having you on here, but I'd better still get to see you!!! <3

If everyone had at least one orgasm a day, I'd bet a lot of problems would disappear!

I maybe should have put this in jokes, BUT it's serious! The Shake Weight - a revolutionary new workout for women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw Oooooooooh and there's one for men too! Wacth out men, it's going to KICK YOUR BUTT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=channel Aaaaaaaaaand because everything is better in South Park, here's their version! shake weight ad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmnP7VOyo4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tVw8_CFMA

Happy birthday gorgeous!

frozen mars bars any and all of the 1-cent candies peanut butter cracker sandwiches and then, and stll now, POPCORN covered in way too much margarine and salt. I attribute at least 1/4 of my curviness to this snack.

they're only knee high, so maybe they don't count, but I picked up these sexy things this morning and I'm in LOVE

I realized right after I made the above post I probably couldn't do it! The mention of not shaving during vacations did plant the thought in my head, but I'm honestly not sure if I could do it. If I do choose not to shave during my vacation I will definitely re-ignite this thread to let you hairy-kitty lovers know!

Not shaving during extended vacations huh? Just so happens I'm going away from March 5-April 23. Just sayin... That said, I still dont think I could do it. I shave for purrsonal preference. Hopefully, threads like this will show the ladies who may be doing it only for men, but actually would prefer not to shave, that they can go free and men will still be lining up!

Love this one!!!!

I'm a big fan of music that can make me laugh my ass off while still actually sounding good. I have a pretty weird sense of humour though, I may be the only one here to find this stuff funny but oh well! Pretty much anything by The Lonely Island has me in stitches, but these two are by far my faves: I Just Had Sex: Like A Boss: Now the following two aren't exactly spoofs, they're kind of doing this music seriously? In a way? But hilarious none the less: I saw these guys play in Vegas last year, SO much fun: Steel Panther- Death to all But Metal: And I really think this guy is joking, but OH MAN does he pull it off with a straight face. HILARIOUS. Gunther - Teeny Weeny String bikini - and my fave, Crazy and Wild -

One thing I've always wondered is why the shaved trend is so frequent among men as well? Vast majority of men are also fully shaved, I dont' get it! SA - I see the theory behind an SP shaving to get that 20% - but she'd also then run the risk of losing some of her regulars and other potentials because they want shaved. And while she may then live up to the shaved fetish, she may not be what the hobbyiest wants otherwise. Lets say he prefers spinners - a curvy woman with a hairy kitty is still NOT a spinner, so she could still not find that niche even while fulfilling one fantasy.

This makes me so happy I'm almost in tears. A 'friend' of mine recently made a facebook status making fun of hookers who were brutally murdered. And someone responded saying 'who cares hookers aren't human beings anyway'. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen (and clearly those people are not my 'friends' anymore) . But seeing this makes me remember there really are more smart people than jerks in this world.

This is my fave sandwich from there, drool! Now I want one!! Without question though, my fave place to eat in Ottawa is The Manx. YUM!

hahaha I knew what that was going to be before even clicking on the link

Two covers of Don't Fear the Reaper that I love - Gus - HIM -

Oooh, and anal prelude...is that another word for foreplay? LOL!

Thanks for giving me a great title for my next ad! HAHAH! (I'm serious)

Hhahahaha, you're welcome! And I've thought of the best one - ANAL AVENGER!!!!

My roommate told me about this last night, and we were actually falling over with laughter at some of them. While driving around, look at cars and replace the manufacturer name with 'anal' - so, Dodge Ram becomes Anal Ram, etc. HAHAH! Small things amuse me. My faves - Anal Probe Anal Ram Anal EXPLORER, hahahah!

Ahhhh what a great idea!!! I've never thought of this, but luckily I've never had to stop, so, so far so good, haha