Cleo Catra

Eating cereal out of a mug because I don't feel like doing dishes and cleaning a bowl

First point is bang on, so that's the biggest difference in 'MA vs SP' - what service are you looking for? :) Second point doesn't include the in-room tip though... most spas will charge 50-80 door fee for a one-hour massage, but that doesn't include your hostess tip which could be anywhere from 80-140 (or more or less, I'm just giving a general idea but can't speak for the lovely spa attendants myself :) )

Mine is always 10 minutes behind. The current time is 4:12pm, but once I hit reply, it'll likely show up as 4:02. It's always been like that for me

NOT wanting eat cookies... not wanting to eat cookies... I swear. I think I need to change my taglines of 'cats, cupcakes, and cock' to 'cats, pugs, COOKIES, and cock'

Procrasturbating

I mentioned Gene Kelly in another thread, made me remember this amazing VW ad featuring him: My other favourite ads are BABIES EVERYWHERE!!! And 'Johnny? Oh HEY MAN!'

I'd marry Don Lockwood from Singin in the Rain. Ahhh he's so handsome and wonderful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCpOKtN8ME

MMMMMMMMMM. I love ScarJo. I'd LOVE to make the threesome from Vicky Christina Barcelona into a foursome...

I'd really like Jay Pritchett from Modern Family to adopt me.

I'd like to bone Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume... And Christian Slater in Heathers. Mmmmmmmmmm.

I'd be friends with Longfellow Deeds from Mr Deeds (seriously, how much fun would he be?) I'd like to bone Wheeler from Role Models just once If Buffy the Vampire Slayer could be my best friend, I would be in heaven. But she'd likely get mad at my frequent attempts to bone Angel/Spike I'd marry Captain Mal Reynolds from Firefly. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Literary, or tv/film? If they could walk off the pages, or step off the screen...who would you date/want to be friends with? I'm sure I'll think of many, many more, but the ones that come to mind are: I would date Lucas from Empire Records I would KILL to hang out with Sloane and Don from The Newsroom. I'd sit there and stare at them lovingly and gaze at them while they exchanged witty banter and infuriatingly intelligent quips.

Just came to read this thread for the first time and... OUCH people! Wow is all i can say to some of these responses. I used to regularly offer 15-minute encounters when I started in the industry. A lot of guys liked it as a 'quick introduction' and would book longer the next time. They NEVER made me feel cheapened or like cum dumpster. I don't offer them regularly anymore (I don't really offer anything less than an hour) because I personally prefer longer encounters - but I would never, EVER judge someone for wanting a quick release. And I definitely would never demean a woman for offering it. If you need more than 15 minutes, great! You're in a place where many ladies specialize in longer encounters. The 'full experience' so to speak. But some guys can only afford a quick bj. Or maybe their SO is watching their time so really that's all they can fit in. ANd maybe the SP needs to money to pay her rent. If it doesn't work for you, then find what works - but why in the world are people judging and saying things like 'Okay great, glad to see people don't want these encounters'. All you're doing in insulting the people who DO, and the girls who DO offer them. And you know what? I do have one regular gent who pops in when he can for a quick BJ. I like it. He walks in, I get on my knees, and I get him off. Do you think that cheapens me? If you do, I shake my head at you, seriously. I thought this site was the place to keep it to yourself if you're not saying anything nice... well judging and insulting others for their choice of encounters is doing the exact opposite.

Well who doesn't like chili? ;) I see nothing wrong with the question, how else are potential clients to know how the girls feel about it? Anyone who has read my blog knows how *I* feel about it, but I only speak for myself not for other girls. It's nice to think everyone on the site knows the proper etiquette, but remember people come here to learn silly, asking is the only way :) :lovers:

While watching American Horror Story: Asylum, I was insanely turned on by both Bloody Face and son of Bloody Face.... it didn't help that they were played by two of my favourite actors, I could watch those guys scrub bathrooms and still be turned on.

I do think that if a lady is open to it, she'll mention it on her site, or you could purrhaps work something out once you know each other. I do know of a girl who once worked out a 'trade' with a personal trainer. But unless she brings it up, I think it is simply another form of negotiation and I think we all know how girls tend to feel about that :whipping:

I'm very much against this, actually my first blog entry was about men trying to offer me mechanic services for my services.

I lovelovelove scary movies. I've been working my way through this list during October, it's awesome http://www.listchallenges.com/the-greatest-horror-films-of-the-past-5-years I admit I love the Scream movies (1-3). Cabin in the Woods. Drag Me to Hell. Sleepaway Camp.

I've done this with friends, and it's been a riot! Can't say I've heard of anyone doing this in the hobbiest/SP world, for the reasons you point out

I honestly think this is going a bit too far. Having to figure out your rates by five-minute intervals (40 instead of 45, 20 instead of 15), I think all you would get in result is a clock-watching SP - because if someone wants to pay down to the minute, I think you would force your SP to ensure the timeframe isn't exceeded. Things don't need to be timed to the minute. If 30 isn't enough... go with 45. I would hope that doesn't mean anyone is looking at the clock at 37 minutes and thinking 'I'd better get my last 8 minutes worth'. I think a client should choose the amount of time that works best for him. If 30 isn't enough, choose an hour. If, when you go for an hour, you find that 40 minutes was enough, ask your SP if she offers a 45-minute rate.

Trying desperately hard to NOT scratch the new tattoo on my side.... ahhhhhhh it's so itchy!!!!! This is the worst part of getting tattooed!!!!!!

Watching 'The Amityville Horror' remake and wondering if it's weird to be turned on by actors in horror movies.... cause I have a mad lady boner for both Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George.

I think you're right, and I think that's why a lot of us go in circles in these discussions on here. In most cases, it seems like the women participating are not the ones the clients are talking about.... so the points never seem to get resolved, because the ladies can't seem to offer resolutions to situations they can't imagine happening.

I've refused greek. Twice. There really was no 'good reason' for it, besides that as soon as we began, it HURT. For one, I returned the greek premium. The other, I kept it for a future session. In one instance, I believe we still had a great encounter. The other, I know he was disappointed. But this IS where 'YMMV' comes in. I offer that service. It's not a size-based thing, but sometimes... you start and it HURTS. I offer strapon service as well, so believe me, I'm not the only one it can happen to. Should I have felt obligated to grit my teeth and provide the service, despite the fact I would have been in pain the whole time? I sure hope not! I haven't had that client repeat, which does not surprise me as I am aware he came to me for something I didn't give him. That doesn't mean I ripped him off, gave false advertising, etc etc. It just wasn't possible at that time. These are our bodies, they're not machines, we can't turn it to a certain setting and have it be the same every time. Sometimes things don't work out.... so don't repeat. I don't see any other 'solution'.

I don't think either of them was saying this was a waste of time sweetheart, but rather an impossible question to answer. Cerb is here to offer you a choice of ladies, and the only one who knows what suits YOUR choice is you. GFE and doggy style aren't enough to go on for a choice, because I'm fairly certain every woman found in the FS Advertising section offers both of those. I'm sure the gentlemen here would be happy to assist in recommendations if you can narrow down something, such as preferred location, any physical traits you may find appealing, and if there is a maximum amount you're willing to spend as rates do vary.