oldblueeyez 15475 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 I've of late acquired something I've never had before. If I don't shower daily, the tops of my inner thighs, you know, the leg flesh that joins with your crotch flesh, develops moisture which smells of something I've never smelled of before. I suspect yeast, as it's not a totally offensive odor and reminds me of stale beer or bread. Those areas were not moist and smelly before, so I'm wondering if it's a yeast infection? I'm figuring tea tree oil or rubbing alcohol might kill it off, but I'm just curious, can you get a yeast infection in that body area? It doesn't really bother me, but I do find myself shoving my finger down there when I'm half asleep and then smelling it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kellyxo 11682 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 Instead of asking cerb why not go see a doctor and get a diagnosis instead of speculating? :) Could be anything from yeast, fungal, bacterial, or etc... 22 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 Go to your doctor or a clinic. It could be yeast, fungal, bacterial. It could be nothing, it could be an STI. Don't try to treat it yourself with weird home-made remedy or stuff you find on google or what people tell you on this forum as depending on what you have it could only aggravate it 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 I've of late acquired something I've never had before. If I don't shower daily, the tops of my inner thighs, you know, the leg flesh that joins with your crotch flesh, develops moisture which smells of something I've never smelled of before. I suspect yeast, as it's not a totally offensive odor and reminds me of stale beer or bread. Those areas were not moist and smelly before, so I'm wondering if it's a yeast infection? I'm figuring tea tree oil or rubbing alcohol might kill it off, but I'm just curious, can you get a yeast infection in that body area? It doesn't really bother me, but I do find myself shoving my finger down there when I'm half asleep and then smelling it. You don't shower daily!!!...????? You ever think maybe ummm.....sweat You know, that section where your arms meet your upper torso...aka armpits.....they develop a smell too if not washed daily Now if you properly wash daily and have good hygiene practices and it still happens then see a doctor Smelling your fingers after shoving them down there, sometimes some people have just way too much information to "share" RG 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kellyxo 11682 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 Also, as with any unknown condition, please do not book with any provider until a diagnosis has been made and it is cleared up. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennidikummings 9755 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 I've of late acquired something I've never had before. If I don't shower daily, the tops of my inner thighs, you know, the leg flesh that joins with your crotch flesh, develops moisture which smells of something I've never smelled of before. I suspect yeast, as it's not a totally offensive odor and reminds me of stale beer or bread. Those areas were not moist and smelly before, so I'm wondering if it's a yeast infection? I'm figuring tea tree oil or rubbing alcohol might kill it off, but I'm just curious, can you get a yeast infection in that body area? It doesn't really bother me, but I do find myself shoving my finger down there when I'm half asleep and then smelling it. This is a joke right???? I don't mean to be rude but its the last part about the fingers and smelling it Ill be honest I LOL'ed. If not, Hunny this is definitely a case of TMI!!! 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 ....It doesn't really bother me, but I do find myself shoving my finger down there when I'm half asleep and then smelling it. Oy, isn't that just a little like giving yourself a Dirty Sanchez? 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
henryporter 1836 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 It can probably be cleared up with paint thinner or oven cleaner. I doubt it a big deal otherwise it would smell like stale beer or bread. Now that the warmer weather is here it will probably just go away on its own anyway. I really doubt the increase in temperature and sweating will exasperate it either. If you find that you can't stop sticking your finger down there maybe get a pair of hip waders and seal them at the waist with duct tape. Avoid the medical profession like the plague. Although if you have the plague already just go see a doctor because you didn't avoid the plague so you won't lose style points. Good luck and switch fingers often. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 It can probably be cleared up with paint thinner or oven cleaner. Or just dunk your balls in Neet (credit for that line former CERB member SaraMQ) LOL RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted May 11, 2015 You could start using Physohex antibacterial soap if you are in doubt after consulting your doctor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 TMI man! TMI! You probably have yeast infection or even smega. Look it up and don`t book with anyone until it`s cleared up. Go see a doctor and maybe get some monistat at the pharmacy while you`re at it to stop the itching. Now you know what we ladies have to deal with at times. I feel like I want to puke now. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exotic Touch Danielle 31713 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 Well first off I would seriously recommend you having a shower/bath daily...your personal hygiene is the most important thing and should be on the top of your to do list Second I would recommend you going to see a doctor if you feel something isn't right to get cleared up of anything that could.be possibly wrong And why o why are you putting your fingers down there and smelling them....I don't know! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly bean baby 180 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 God. That should be the Frist place to go DOCTORS. Any time I don't feel right about anything I go and make a appointment to see my doctor. Not ask strangers darling. We are not doctors and bet most of us wish we were. But the best place to go and find out what it is, is your doctor Hun. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
henryporter 1836 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 I'm kind of curious if the the OP is being serious here because he has other posts on other threads that indicate he has some health issues and may or may not be on medications. Bottom line though is that your body has some pretty sophisticated chemistry. Throw that out of whack and it does strange stuff like break out with rashes and smell bad. It's pretty much common sense and if you are involved in this lifestyle you need to pay extra attention to those kinds of things. Generally if your finger can't pass the sniff test you need to get some professional advice. But I kind of thought we all knew that already? 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 My advice would be to avoid bathing for 2 weeks and continue daily finger smell tests. After 2 week period if the yeast smell has progressed to fish odor you can bake some home made bread. By that time you will certainly have smegma(head cheese), so you can have some yummy toasted cheese sandwiches !!! Pop a clean digit around the other side now and then to test the bum for excess odor. If all isn't fresh as daisies, just splash on half bottle of Brut. :) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 I'm kind of curious if the the OP is being serious here because he has other posts on other threads that indicate he has some health issues and may or may not be on medications. Bottom line though is that your body has some pretty sophisticated chemistry. Throw that out of whack and it does strange stuff like break out with rashes and smell bad. It's pretty much common sense and if you are involved in this lifestyle you need to pay extra attention to those kinds of things. Generally if your finger can't pass the sniff test you need to get some professional advice. But I kind of thought we all knew that already? I agree that we all need to pay attention to things and we should let our doctor be aware when things seem...ummmm "off" shall we say But, and I'm copying/pasting OBE's own words, bolding the key ones "If I don't shower daily, the tops of my inner thighs, you know, the leg flesh that joins with your crotch flesh, develops moisture which smells of something I've never smelled of before" I think anyone who doesn't shower/wash every day, well their finger isn't going to pass the sniff test. And I take it from the way his post was worded it only happens when he doesn't wash daily...so maybe a shower, bar of soap and scrub brush are in order RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 My advice would be to avoid bathing for 2 weeks and continue daily finger smell tests.After 2 week period if the yeast smell has progressed to fish odor you can bake some home made bread. By that time you will certainly have smegma(head cheese), so you can have some yummy toasted cheese sandwiches !!! Pop a clean digit around the other side now and then to test the bum for excess odor. If all isn't fresh as daisies, just splash on half bottle of Brut. :) Geez lol Are you trying to win the best award for the most discussing sarcastic advice given in this thread? lol If so, hats off to you! You've done a mighty fine job at turning my stomach! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **cely***r***ne Report post Posted May 11, 2015 Why? Just why did you post this? I am only curious..and grossed out to the max. I don't even think this is funny. But it has to be a joke. I mean why would someone post publicly about fingers and smelling them..? Dear Lord. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted May 11, 2015 Perhaps the OP is posting this as a joke, but the smelly finger test is just a sampling of perhaps a client/providers hygiene at the moment. I have had a few encounters with well reviewed ladies that have not passed this simple test. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldblueeyez 15475 Report post Posted May 12, 2015 My advice would be to avoid bathing for 2 weeks and continue daily finger smell tests.After 2 week period if the yeast smell has progressed to fish odor you can bake some home made bread. By that time you will certainly have smegma(head cheese), so you can have some yummy toasted cheese sandwiches !!! Pop a clean digit around the other side now and then to test the bum for excess odor. If all isn't fresh as daisies, just splash on half bottle of Brut. :) I believe I have been outdone. lol I've never had a yeast infection before, and yes, previously I could go a few days without showering AND without feeling grungy or smelling stinky anywhere, but not anymore. After some very wet encounters I suspected I contracted a yeast infection but wasn't sure; now I am. I'll try an over-the-counter feminine yeast infection medication and take it from there. If it doesn't improve then yes I'll see a doctor; I don't hate doctors, I just hate the waits. I shower when I feel like it; sometimes daily, sometimes I let myself go a couple of days (Ahh, the pleasurable freedom of bachelor life where you do (or don't do) exactly what you want). I shower before every rendezvous so don't worry, I'm not that much of a pig. And yes I stick my finger in parts of my body and smell them, as I'm sure every man does; I'd lick those parts too if I could. A man's life is not that different from a dog's: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) I'm a gent in his mid fifties, and always with impeccable hygiene always, I was raised that way. SO please do not ever say " I'm sure every man does" because that sir, I find that very disturbing,don't lump myself into a comment like that. You can say whatever you like about yourself, but refrain lumping "every man". Your last comments as well, were way over the top. BTW if you participate in this lifestyle always go and get yourself checked at a clinic. I do that every 3 months, never had an issue, ever. And yes I stick my finger in parts of my body and smell them, as I'm sure every man does; I'd lick those parts too if I could. A man's life is not that different from a dog's: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it. Edited May 12, 2015 by PistolPete added last sentence 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123367 Report post Posted May 12, 2015 I believe I have been outdone. lol After some very wet encounters I suspected I contracted a yeast infection but wasn't sure; now I am. I'll try an over-the-counter feminine yeast infection medication and take it from there. I hope you're not insinuating you got this from an " encounter". Men get yeast infections too. Prolonged antibiotic use increases your risk of a yeast infection, and men and women with diabetes or impaired immune systems, such as those with HIV, are more susceptible to yeast infections. Signs and symptoms of a male yeast infection include a reddish rash, itching or burning at the tip of the penis. Most male yeast infections are easily treated with over-the-counter antifungal treatments, such as Monistat (yes, men can use it too). Apply the medication directly to the affected skin twice daily for a week. If the rash doesn't go away, or if it recurs frequently, consult your doctor. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley Ann 75247 Report post Posted May 12, 2015 Really wish I was not eating my lunch while reading this thread. Womp womp. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 12, 2015 I believe I have been outdone. lol I've never had a yeast infection before, and yes, previously I could go a few days without showering AND without feeling grungy or smelling stinky anywhere, but not anymore. After some very wet encounters I suspected I contracted a yeast infection but wasn't sure; now I am. I'll try an over-the-counter feminine yeast infection medication and take it from there. If it doesn't improve then yes I'll see a doctor; I don't hate doctors, I just hate the waits. I shower when I feel like it; sometimes daily, sometimes I let myself go a couple of days (Ahh, the pleasurable freedom of bachelor life where you do (or don't do) exactly what you want). I shower before every rendezvous so don't worry, I'm not that much of a pig. And yes I stick my finger in parts of my body and smell them, as I'm sure every man does; I'd lick those parts too if I could. A man's life is not that different from a dog's: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it. Are you for real. I'm a bachelor too, and shower every day, sometimes in the summertime when it's really hot and humid, a few times a day. What is pleasurable about living like a pig. Like PP said, don't lump all us men in the same category as you. Your not like all men, you're an aberration. Actually frankly I think you insult dogs too Disgusting and disturbing RG 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxxAxxx 21016 Report post Posted May 12, 2015 I can't even... I just can't.... 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites