NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted July 25, 2010 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted July 25, 2010 So let's make sure we make the most of it when we get there, and we will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted July 25, 2010 All very good One that I came across recently "In your 20's and 30's you're always worried about what people think of you" "In your 40's and 50's you don't care what people think of you" "In your 60's and 70's you finally realize no one has been thinking of you the whole time" Another On their deathbed no one ever says "Gee I wish I'd spent more time at the office" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted July 25, 2010 Loved it T-storm, number 6 and 8 I thoroughly enjoyed!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBlueMachine 112 Report post Posted July 25, 2010 How true they all are. # 2 and # 6 are classic. Nice job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drlove 37204 Report post Posted July 26, 2010 On their deathbed no one ever says "Gee I wish I'd spent more time at the office" Speak for yourself... I'm a workaholic! :-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted July 26, 2010 Great one T'Storm, got a good laugh out of that! :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
