holra hola holars (local dyslexic SPs?)

[Zarhan Fastfire 6450]

Who in the name of all that's holy (or holry) ARE these people?

 

From the latest ads:

 

Ash

"freshly plukt hottie pakedg now asap to just holars dillivery to your door live action now"

 

and:

 

"Just holra at me no dissipoinments.[...] up all morning late afternoon thank god back in peg"

 

Blondie (?)

 

"Blondie feaver live action blond star holra up late so appreshiate deluxe action"

 

and

 

"Freshist face ever x cheerleader sunshine dime bomm Chik just beautiful"

 

Does anyone have a clue what "dime bomm" means?

 

Is there one person among this crew that can spell more than three words in a row?

 

Who do they get to visit them?

[wildstallion 1819]

These adds are the ones I avoid.