Funniest Moments With SPs

[drlove 37204]

The best had to be the time I was in Toronto for a vacation, and had booked one of my favorite regulars for an appointment. She came over to see me directly from her civilian occupation, and asked if she could change out of her uniform and use the shower. I said "by all means". While she was in the shower, I decided to order a bottle of wine from room service.

 

Now, I rented a suite which for some reason had the bathroom located directly next to the entry door. Moreover, the bathroom door had a glass inlay which was partially frosted. Just as she came out of the bathroom in her birthday suit, there was a knock at the door from room service. The lady I was seeing couldn't go back into the bathroom since there was nowhere to hide e.g. (glass door, glass shower stall). In a moment of panic, she raced into the living area and stood on the other side of a large armoir / china cabinet. When the room service attendant came in, he gave me a bit of an odd look since there were two glasses and only one person in the room that he could see, namely myself. It was all I could do not to laugh, since unbeknownst to him, my lady friend was not more than a few feet away from him - stark naked! Hilarious...

 

Oh yeah, another time I was at the same hotel with a real stunner - model looks etc.. We were sitting on the couch as the room service attendant came in with our drinks. I swear his eyes almost fell out of his sockets and he nearly tripped over himself trying to get a good look at my LF.

 

Those were the days!

[West 220]

I posted this in the "most indiscreet moments" thread as well, but it also fits in well here:

 

Once on an incall to a lady's apartment, the building's fire alarm went off right at the most... intimate point of our date. We both stopped what we were doing and said, simultaneously: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

 

Needless to say, we were well past the point of no return, so we continued on our merry way and, once finished, dressed and walked down the ten flights of stairs together and exited the building. She gave me a quick kiss goodbye before we actually exited and even apologized for the alarm going off. I laughed it off, pointing out she may have started a fire in the bedroom, but certainly not enough to trigger the alarms! I don't think anyone noticed we were last out of the building.

 

I actually had to stand around for a good half hour since all the building's tenants were now blocking the parking lot exits! We had drifted apart in the crowd (in the interest of discretion), but shared a couple of comical glances at one another until the crowd cleared.

[VedaSloan 119179]

I posted this in the "most indiscreet moments" thread as well, but it also fits in well here:

 

Once on an incall to a lady's apartment, the building's fire alarm went off right at the most... intimate point of our date. We both stopped what we were doing and said, simultaneously: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

 

Needless to say, we were well past the point of no return, so we continued on our merry way and, once finished, dressed and walked down the ten flights of stairs together and exited the building. She gave me a quick kiss goodbye before we actually exited and even apologized for the alarm going off. I laughed it off, pointing out she may have started a fire in the bedroom, but certainly not enough to trigger the alarms! I don't think anyone noticed we were last out of the building.

 

I actually had to stand around for a good half hour since all the building's tenants were now blocking the parking lot exits! We had drifted apart in the crowd (in the interest of discretion), but shared a couple of comical glances at one another until the crowd cleared.

 

The exact same thing happened to me in university. Here I am getting down with this hottie in my residence and WHAMMO! Fire alarm. So we both throw our clothes on, I'm all disheveled and we leave his room together and so everyone with half a brain knows what's up. Ahh good times.

[40ishsxaddict 203]

My first time with an escort and only my 3rd lady ever, i was still a bit of a shy anxious wreck...lol.. i met her at her place, we ditched the clothes in the living room and moved to the bedroom to have our fun... afterwards i walked into the living room to get my clothes when i heard an unfamiliar female voice say 'hello ' i almost hit the ceiling in fright...lol... then stood there(remember im shy ) not knowing whether to say hi, shake her hand , cover my package, try to look cool while naked or what!... they laughed soooo hard saying "he's so shy look at him blush"... it was a friend of hers staying there too, who didnt think 'we'd be done that quick'..lol

[Andee 220524]

I mentioned this on another thread. A client of mine was rushing to meet his wife for lunch and in his haste grabbed my eyeglasses thinking they were his own.

 

When I quickly realized the mistake, I literally had to chase him down to the parking lot down the road to make the switch.

 

We chuckled at the thought of him in the restaurant, pulling out my glasses from his pocket to read the menu.

 

Good thing I'm blind a bat without mine and noticed the mistake.

[Guest S****tha Ott*wa]

Had a great time as usual with one of my regulars. I was freshening up to say my goodbye at the door and in just my black lace robe. My cell phone was on my desk, normally put away but why it was there I was comfortable with him I guess. I saw him to the door. Did our goodbye and he left towards the elevator. I walked back to my room. Looked up to get my phone it was gone.

I screamed, no time to dress lol. black lace robe, ran into the hallway he was thank god standing by the elevator and I said you have my phone.

I grabbed it out of his hand and he reached in his pocket to pull out the same phone. He appologized...I yelled 'bye' and ran back to my apartment.

 

OH.. it was funny now not then lol

[Guest c******n****h]

I was in the middle of a duo with MonicaDD and Emma A when all of a sudden, the bed lurched sideways knocking a candle over and damn near catching the room on fire. After briefly panicking, we put the fire out and the three of us broke out laughing hysterically and continued on, much to our mutual amusement.

[antlerman 17064]

why would you need open flame in a room with those two..........

[VedaSloan 119179]

I seem to recall almost knocking a picture off the wall when ulixestrojan and I got down. Gotta love that wall-banging, earth-shaking sex eh?

[Sasha Queen 146]

So like a month ago I went to get my hair done (Black). The very next day I had a meeting with a client at a hotel.

 

So I arrive to the hotel and we jump in the shower. I tried not to get my hair wet but could not help it with all the shower play. Things get hot and bothered in the shower so we jump out and dry off.

 

Off to bed to continue the hot action. We rolled and moved and rolled and moved. When it was all said and done I looked at the pillows (white) lol. there was little purple stripes on the pillow. My face turned bright RED.

 

Lucky for me it was not such a big deal but really embarrassing.

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

I mentioned this on another thread. A client of mine was rushing to meet his wife for lunch and in his haste grabbed my eyeglasses thinking they were his own.

 

When I quickly realized the mistake, I literally had to chase him down to the parking lot down the road to make the switch.

 

We chuckled at the thought of him in the restaurant, pulling out my glasses from his pocket to read the menu.

 

Good thing I'm blind a bat without mine and noticed the mistake.

 

OMG!! LMAO!!! I could soooo picture you chasing him down in the parking lot. lol. You're too funny!

[Andee 220524]

OMG!! LMAO!!! I could soooo picture you chasing him down in the parking lot. lol. You're too funny!

 

It would have been funnier to see him pull out my glasses in the restaurant and try reading the menu. Oh to be a fly on the wall with that scenario!!!

 

Additional Comments:

OMG!! LMAO!!! I could soooo picture you chasing him down in the parking lot. lol. You're too funny!

 

It would have been funnier to see him pull out my glasses in the restaurant and try reading the menu. Oh to be a fly on the wall with that scenario!!!