turtle sex..

[Carrie Moon 68826]

Sara is at my house and we got talking about animal porn.. she showed me this video and I had to share it with you. It's rather cute!

 

[Cowboy kenny 50799]

if you enjoyed that then you'll love this one it's a turtle humping a shoe, one of the most viewed pages from my old diary!

Warning: it does get graphic!

 

[Bethany Westbrooke 7532]

I am sure I have seen that video with the shoe before but it and the other one just made my night, so ridiculously cute!

[Guest S**a*Q]

Ahhh.... Ahhh.... Ahhh....

 

*Brief Pause*

 

...Ah............Ahhhhhhhh.

 

Hahaha that's the best :)

[Royalfun 55449]

Very funny.

In French there's a way to say that he had his share of pleasure: "Prendre son pied !" Well he had that, litterally !:wink:

[Boomer 33202]

Might have made his day, but she sure didn't look too enthusiastic.

[Reese 253]

Too freakin' funny !!

Thanks for that one, Miss Moon.

Following a seemingly endless series of rants and bitch-fests recently, that sure was a welcomed dose of levity.

Could it have also been a personal research project to ascertain wether any male of any species could have his cake without looking completely goofy ?

So unfair that women seem to maintain that sexy, seductive, alluring look while in the throes of passion, while WE appear to degenerate into...well....primitive, panting, wheezing hounddogs in a halfshell.

At least it gives us a cute new "insider" expression to toss around for a while...

"......man!, did I ever get turtle-faced this weekend !"

[CasinoMing 1967]

Oddly, I do recall seeing humping turtles on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom... :-)

 

Thanks for the chuckles..

[Carrie Moon 68826]

if you enjoyed that then you'll love this one it's a turtle humping a shoe, one of the most viewed pages from my old diary!

 

Warning: it does get graphic!

 

 

Kenny that's awesome!!! Until yesterday when Sara showed the first one to me I had no clue turtles made a sex noise never mind one so funny... Sara, Annessa and myself went out last night after watching this and every once in a while would repeat the noise and howl with laughter.

 

So unfair that women seem to maintain that sexy, seductive, alluring look while in the throes of passion, while WE appear to degenerate into...well....primitive, panting, wheezing hounddogs in a halfshell."

 

Are you kidding me? We women have weird sex faces too when we cum..

[Annessa 22743]

Kenny that's awesome!!! Until yesterday when Sara showed the first one to me I had no clue turtles made a sex noise never mind one so funny... Sara, Annessa and myself went out last night after watching this and every once in a while would repeat the noise and howl with laughter.

 

 

hahaa yes I remember that part in U2s "Bad" that went "oooouh OOOOOUH!...oooouh OOOOUUUH.....OOOOOooooooouuuuuuhhhhh!"

 

Sarah and I were giggling uncontrollably going "Oeeeeuuh! Ouuuueeeh!" hehe

[Lou 9208]

Anyone of you ever watched Isabella Rossellini Green Porno clips? They are great, I love that woman!

 

Enjoy!!!

 

[NotchJohnson 214123]

Sara is at my house and we got talking about animal porn.. she showed me this video and I had to share it with you. It's rather cute!

 

Its like the male is telling her just stay there for a little bit I'm almost done.LOL

 

Additional Comments:

if you enjoyed that then you'll love this one it's a turtle humping a shoe, one of the most viewed pages from my old diary!

Warning: it does get graphic!

 

I'm sure this little guy is telling the shoe "Who is your daddy, who's your daddy?" lmao

[Lexy Grace 103697]

Sara is at my house and we got talking about animal porn.. she showed me this video and I had to share it with you. It's rather cute!

 

LMAO!! Love it, that was a good one!!

[Carrie Moon 68826]

Anyone of you ever watched Isabella Rossellini Green Porno clips? They are great, I love that woman!

 

Enjoy!!!

 

 

bizarro... yes. I agree. I love Isa.