Chat Etiquette

[Ael laSenza 157]

Well said. Aella

[Guest S**a*Q]

No Sir, I do not want to see your penis. I see enough penises in my line of work that unless yours does something amazing, like shoot out fireworks or morph into a katana sword, I don't want to see it.

 

(Three hours later)

 

Sir, please remember that you already asked me if I wanted to see your non-special penis. I was kind the first time and again you asked. I was probably a little too kind again, don't try me a third time. I'll look at it, then tell you and everyone else in the room everything that's wrong with it.

[Cleo Catra 178382]

No Sir, I do not want to see your penis. I see enough penises in my line of work that unless yours does something amazing, like shoot out fireworks or morph into a katana sword, I don't want to see it.

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HAHAH Sara I love you.

 

But seriously. I barely go in to chat anymore. Too many 'look at my penis' guys or 'will you accept this much instead of your rate' guys. There ARE sites that exist where girls will want to see that stuff guys - but this isn't one of them.

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

HAHAH Sara I love you.

 

But seriously. I barely go in to chat anymore. Too many 'look at my penis' guys or 'will you accept this much instead of your rate' guys. There ARE sites that exist where girls will want to see that stuff guys - but this isn't one of them.

 

Actually, I think they just put up with it to meet a guy...seriously, why would I want to see it in chat when it is so much more useful in person. Besides, that is what porn and/or dildos is/are for!!!!!!

[Guest S**a*Q]

Actually, I think they just put up with it to meet a guy...seriously, why would I want to see it in chat when it is so much more useful in person. Besides, that is what porn and/or dildos is/are for!!!!!!

 

DILDOS THAT SHOOT ROCKETS AND PLAY THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER BACKWARDS!!!

 

(Yes I meant to yell that!!!)

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

DILDOS THAT SHOOT ROCKETS AND PLAY THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER BACKWARDS!!!

 

(Yes I meant to yell that!!!)

 

I should mention here (as I told Sara on her guestbook) I bought what I think is one of those at the dollar store in Orleans!

[roamingguy 300292]

No Sir, I do not want to see your penis. I see enough penises in my line of work that unless yours does something amazing, like shoot out fireworks or morph into a katana sword, I don't want to see it.

 

(Three hours later)

 

Sir, please remember that you already asked me if I wanted to see your non-special penis. I was kind the first time and again you asked. I was probably a little too kind again, don't try me a third time. I'll look at it, then tell you and everyone else in the room everything that's wrong with it.

 

Well couldn't find that for you Sara, but will this do

BTW it wasn't me doing that on chat, I don't even go on chat

RG

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

[roamingguy 300292]

 

Is that Obama looking presidential

RG

[Andee 220524]

If he wants to pay me to look at his penis on cam, he can send me an e-mail money transfer. But that only works one way, cuz I don't hava cam.

[WhatDoYouThink 110]

Good to know what's what from people who actually use Chat.

[ozzkar007 100]

don't do the chat thing often; BUT...who ever you may be chatting with you need to be respectful of their requests....same as talking to someone face to face. Don't hid behind the fact that you are some annonymus handle.....

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

Saying you will come see me soon.

Asking for my face pic.

Asking me to go on cam.

Asking for info that is clearly indicated in the about me tab on my profile.

Wanting sex chat in private.

Pretending we have never chatted before and asking me questions from your script.

[ottawaadventurer 5114]

Wow. This thread has depressed me. I had no idea this kind of craziness happened. I always just thought it was a place for Cerbites to shoot the sh*t. Anyone who shows their junk on cam or harasses the ladies should be suspended right away.

 

IMHO.

 

Sorry ladies. I'm mortified.

[Andee 220524]

• Please do not jump on me the second I sign into chat and request a private chat. Give me a minute to say hello to other people first.
  
• Before you ask me to private chat, please check out my profile and/or website before you launch into a tirade of questions such as: "How old are you" or "which city are you in" (Yes, I get asked this even though my handle indicates where)
  
• Do not ask me to engage in erotic chat talk
  
• Do not ask me to join you on cam (there is a reason I don't own a cam)
  
• Do not ask me intimate questions like "were you busy today", "are you attached" "is your roommate male or female" or "how's business".
  
• As Meg said, do not pretend we have never chatted before and start with your rehearsed list of questions
  
• Do not ask if I want to see your cock on cam. I don't.
  
• Do not ask me gossipy type questions about others who you I may be friendly with.
  
• If you want to ask me something do do with booking an appointment, please use the whisper feature.
  

Thank you.

[Old Dog 179138]

1. Never ask, "Do you prefer black olives or green olives?" We know that's a secret code for something filthy that you are thinking. We just haven't figured out what the code actually means... BUT WE KNOW IT'S FILTHY and we will be really angry when we figure it out.

 

2. Ladies, don't ask us to sing show tunes or a Barbra Streisand song. We know what that means and no, we will not come to your home and give you a colour consultation or decorating tips.

 

3. Don't ask us which Transformer we prefer. That's racist, sexist and machinist. I am sure there are lots of other "ists" that I could mention but I am so damn mad that you brought that up, that I can't think of them now. Damn you.

 

4. Never say you have to pee. We know that you will be touching genitucalar region and that makes us feel cheap, and will also trigger our sympathetic pee reaction and we will have to pee too. You know that we too will be touching our genitucalar regions as well and that is the same as having computer sex with us. Bastards.

 

5. Don't drink creamy drinks, eat sausages, cucumbers or carrots, shellfish or tacos while on camera. It's wrong and will make us hungry.

 

6. Never say, "I am horny." Clearly you have fingers and thumbs and are operating a keyboard. Horned creatures generally have hooves. Their typing skills are fettered by a distinct clustering of letters like this "cxdrtyjmhgfdcvbn" caused by the simultaneous pressing of many keys with one keystroke. This is a moose, and he is horny (or more precisely Antlery.)

You are not a moose.

 

7. Don't ask if I am busy. Clearly I am at home sitting in my boxer shorts and a t-shirt. Your remote mockery makes me sad.

[Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881]

I've said it before but since it happens more often that I would expect I'll say it again please if for any reason you decide to leave the private chat that btw was requested by you (I rarely invite someone to private chat) please have the courtesy to let me know you are leaving as opposed as just closing the window.

I guess for behaviour like that is that some ladies do not accept private chats anymore.

[Xracer86 122]

Nice one Old Dog!!! Good way to lighten the mood!! Lol

 

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[Xracer86 122]

Isabella, not trying to make excuses for rudeness if thats what it was, but I bet you would find when that happens is when their SO walks in on them. Or just poor maners!

 

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[otownflowtown 100]

great info. thanks for making the thread! cheers

[someguy 67067]

Just wanted to know what excuses you have used to your wife to sneak out to spend time with a SP/MA. Did you ever get caught in your lie. How did you get out of it. Anyone with any interesting/funny stories.

[Andee 220524]

I've said it before but since it happens more often that I would expect I'll say it again please if for any reason you decide to leave the private chat that btw was requested by you (I rarely invite someone to private chat) please have the courtesy to let me know you are leaving as opposed as just closing the window.

I guess for behaviour like that is that some ladies do not accept private chats anymore.

 

Or if you do suddenly have to leave chat in the middle of a conversation because your SO walks in or for any other reason, please follow-up later with a pm offering an explanation. A few seconds of effort to do that, goes a long way.

 

I am not going to speak for Isabella, but I'm sure she would understand if the person did this rather than leave someone hanging so to speak.

[parsborough 110]

Isabella

 

Great suggestions

 

Pars.

[Ooshower 100]

The chat feature like all of the other features can be used by certain rude people to cause all sorts of problems. I think the best way to make sure people are not as rude on chat is to monitor their conversations or report what they say if it is something really rude.

[Sensual Erin 33935]

Please stop taking me to private chat when you're from way out on the other side of Canada and have no intention of booking, asking what I offer and what you would like to experience.

 

Number 1: You have taken me to private chat before and promised to see me in a week or so after I spent a great deal of time talking to you. I gave you the benefit of the doubt you may be visiting our city and inquiring about my services. You never booked and now several months later.

 

#2. Please don't act like you don't remember this when I call you out on it. You've done it to other ladies too I know.

 

#3. Stop being a major WOT! I speak to members all the time about general stuff in chat so expect the same from you.

 

#4. Please don't request to take me to private chat again and distract me from members that are there that have engaged in good chat.

 

Passive aggressive rant done!