Ladies, how big a problem is

[Guest s******ecan****]

client intoxication?

 

In other words do you find it common for clients to show up under the influence (or suggesting that you both get under the influence as part of the date) and if so how do you handle this?

[Emma Alexandra 123368]

I must say i can't remember that happening very often...if and when they do i would send them home...

[EmilyRushton 253372]

I can honestly say that I have never had anyone show up under the influence. If it did happen I would send them on their way....

[FineWineDiva 7343]

Same here , also getting a cancellation fee,

For wasting my time

[Andee 220524]

I found this way back in the day when it was all out-calls, and worked late.

 

You know the old saying, "They only come out at night".

 

Now that I work mostly days and I can pick who I choose to see, I would save not very often.

[fortunateone 156618]

Generally, screening weeds them out. Never see anyone new after 10pm, never ever after midnight. Always always talk to them on the phone; they cannot disguise drunk or high. Can't imagine trying to figure it out from textings.

 

Also, I find a number of review board members encourage newbies to drink, or familiar clients encourage drinking by bringing wine, etc. I find this is disturbing, because alcohol does not increase performance, it decreases it and in some cases eliminates the possibility of orgasm at all. So a big waster of time and $$. The other disturbing part about bringing wine to a session is that obviously someone is leaving impaired, usually the client. I have a zero tolerance for this, as I am not going to be the one to send someone out into their car with a couple of drinks in them. It is very irresponsible.

 

Plus, I have a total body sensual and erotic approach. There is no way anyone can fully experience all the possible sensations if part of their mind is numb.

Even one drink, imo is too much, and the guys who also feel the need to pop some other kind of drug, I just feel sorry for. They have no clue how to read their body, and enjoy the experience, imo. In any case, I have no desire to meet this type.

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

I can't recall meeting anyone who was intoxicated. That is probably because I only see clients during the day and take the odd appt early in the evening. If I did, I would ask them to leave.

[Carrie Moon 68826]

ditto to all said above..

 

Occasionally sometimes one squeaks through and it's very annoying. I normally go through with the session if I can manage it but if not I have no hesitation showing them the door.

[jg24 3708]

Is this totaly intoxicated or and drinking at all some ladies will not see you if you have had a drink period

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[Carrie Moon 68826]

Is this totaly intoxicated or and drinking at all some ladies will not see you if you have had a drink period

 

For me it's how intoxicated.. guys think they are fabulous in bed (much like drunk dancers or singers) when they are drunk and a guy who can't dance well or drive well drunk can't fuck properly either.

 

Aiming his bat at my naughty bits and missing.. well... hurts!!! and they can't get off usually either and then blame you. Not worth the pain or the aggravation.

 

I won't turn a guy away who's had one drink necessarily but if he's 1/2 way in the bag.. yes.

[jg24 3708]

Well Carrie you got to the point hehe yes I'm sure some guys have that mentality they can do anything drunk

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[VedaSloan 119179]

When I worked for the agency, I saw a few drunk clients, two or three on cocaine and one crackhead.

 

Now that I have control over everyone I see, I don't see anyone under the influence. It is too much hassle. If you're drunk or coked out, you're not going to orgasm any time soon and it's seriously a pain in the ass to try to make something happen which obviously isn't going to happen. Not to mention how much ruder and demanding (in my experience) these people get when drunk or high. And then on top of all that, I have to be wary in case they get violent (never happened, but I've seen some mean drunks in my time), or they try to pull a fast one.

 

So, no, since I became completely independent, I have never seen a client on drugs, and I won't.

[M*s*** 162]

I'm still new to this but so far it happened only once and I didn't feel comfortable so I had to politely send him home.

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[roamingguy 300292]

Why in gods name when a man makes an appointment to see any one of you beautiful women, would he ruin it by getting drunk...something that makes you go hummmm......

Me, don't drink period

And drugs, never tried, never will...I'm high on life

My 2 cents

RG

[Grass_Hopper 18263]

Since I'm not a party girl myself, those clients have tendancies to call escorts or MP that they can party with.

 

There's always one once in a while to make me remeber they exist, but very rarely, and even at night time...

[Guest ***s]

I had one client show up "in the snow" ... He ended up playing with himself while I watched the rest of CSI :handjob: (Yup! ... one of my first clients ... My lesson learned : .... Never take a call during CSI! ....damn it! ... )

 

... I also had a guy ask me if I would trade "party favors' for services ... Joyfully I answered ... "Only if the Helium tank is included" ... CLICK ...

 

:sm185:

[chavez 641]

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

[VedaSloan 119179]

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

 

 

I believe most of us are referring to clients who are completely in the bag--not those who may have had one or two glasses of wine.

[Grass_Hopper 18263]

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

 

Chavez,

First, I would say you're pretty rude in your way of awnsering... Prehaps, some courses how to introduce yourself would help.

 

Second, we are not talking about a glass or two of wine, but about drunk guys, or stoned as a rock. It's an issue for those who don't party on coke, weed, acid... I saw it all, in the last 18 years...

 

Third, I would never admit someone being drunk or high during a first meeting, since I never know how the person is going to react...

 

You don't agree, book someone else...

[Kimberly-Shea 28280]

Chavez,

First, I would say you're pretty rude in your way of awnsering... Prehaps, some courses how to introduce yourself would help.

 

Exactly my thoughts as well Sabrina!

 

WOW Chavez not very tactful..

[Annessa 22743]

When I worked for the agency, I saw a few drunk clients, two or three on cocaine and one crackhead.

 

Now that I have control over everyone I see, I don't see anyone under the influence. It is too much hassle. If you're drunk or coked out, you're not going to orgasm any time soon and it's seriously a pain in the ass to try to make something happen which obviously isn't going to happen. Not to mention how much ruder and demanding (in my experience) these people get when drunk or high. And then on top of all that, I have to be wary in case they get violent (never happened, but I've seen some mean drunks in my time), or they try to pull a fast one.

 

So, no, since I became completely independent, I have never seen a client on drugs, and I won't.

 

 

Erin, you took the words right outta my mouth. when I was working for an agency I was sent to guy's houses who had pre-booked...then when the time came for me to show for the call they were drunk or had a pile of cocaine at the end of a three day bender......I even showed up to one call where the guy had admitted to my agent that he was "fucked on E [exstacy]" that client ended up getting stingy and paranoid at the end of the call and tried to remove money from my pile......I was fired because of it but I only took the call because i was scared of being viewed as a prima donna if I didnt go through with it.

 

now I'm much happier turning off my phone after 11pm and blacklisting clients who text or call beyond those hours claiming they're drunk and horny and looking for fun.....what kind of girl do you thin I am? seriously.

 

now that I'm independent thers not so much of a problem as to a guy showing up drunk...but there still remains the annoyance of the ones who are trying to call and book under the influence or who are looking for a gal to "party"with. so its not so much a problem that they are showing up like that (as most dont make it through the booking phase....but the ones who pester at late hours slurring is definitely annoying

 

now on to this........

 

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

 

what a way to present yourself! I really hope that you poke around on here and realize how the well-received men on here are approaching ladies. Like Erin said we're not talking about a glass or two of wine.....we're talking about people who are falling down drunk or who are into the nose candy or popping pills...etc...

 

turning it around however and saying its our problem if we cant make a man blow (influence or not) is just plain unkind....and saying that our tolerance levels are geared only for senors is very rude......and to say that the only gals that feel this way aren't part of the younger crew is yet another misunderstanding......just because we have respect for ourselves and what we're willing to put up with doesn't mean we cant "keep up".

 

my advice to you would be to "keep up" with the respectful gents on here (who you will discover are both older and young...at mind and heart) and learn a lesson or two as to how your approach might not tickle the right girl's fancy. unbelievable....

my two (or three) cents....

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

 

 

It is clear you did not read the original post. The OP was referring to those who book appts and upon arrival are completely drunk. Your comments towards other hobbyists and SPs here were in poor taste. Do yourself a favor and try to keep up with this thread by reading it through first.

[emb3750 9398]

Chavez...shame on you. Keep that kind of talk up and the only company you'll be enjoying are the palm sisters.

[Guest s******ecan****]

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

 

 

I don't recall ever reading a ruder more disrespectful reply to a comment on all my time on CERB. Who pissed in your cornflakes pal?

My advice...... find a way to walk this comment back pronto. I'd say most ladies who read your response would be pretty cautious about ever booking with you.

[redmachine 1916]

Man you guy are close minded. When I make an appointment I always ask if the lady would like to share a bottle of red wine , a bottle or white wine or would she prefer juice. ( I really don't care but I never offer any thing stonger than wine)

Secondly: I often make my first contact after 10.00 pm. Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment .

This thing about if a guy can perform after a glass or two of wine is bull shit. If after a guy has a glass or two of wine and you don't make him blow his load, maybe you need to examine at your ability.

If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up.

....chavez

 

Very rude!

A pretty good Mel Gibson impersonation though.

Good luck trying to book your next appointment with any cerb lady.