Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted December 22, 2007 A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!" Safe 'n happy holidays ladies and gents! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreamer8 510 Report post Posted December 24, 2007 ROLF! I wish I could share that one with my "family" but I don't think they would get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PKjessica (PK is now PKJas 103 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 Thats awesome!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
