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Well that does it!

 

I am never staying in a hotel again.

 

I'm buying myself a RV!

 

Ladies, if I call you for an outcall, please don't be phased if its it an RV. It will be nice.

I will put mints on the pillows and everything.

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I work out of a condo -

That have a washer & dryer

I don't use Baby wipes I have at lest 2 dozen Wash cloths

I think most of the guys appreciate

a very warm face cloth over a cold baby wet one

a dozen bath towels ... There all white !!

So I can Bleach them !.

 

When I travel I bring them ......

You should see the size of my suit case

But Tiping the maid works

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I always bring bottled water, do not trust hotel glasses.

A relative of mine worked for many years as a maid in a popular motel at a tourism hotspot. Management refused to give the housekeepers any special supplies for cleaning the drinking glasses in the rooms. The maids were told to just wipe the used drinking glasses with the same cleaning rag that they used for everything else. (My relative brought her own dish detergent and dish cloth with her from home, and secretly washed the glasses in the rooms she herself cleaned; other housekeepers did not.)

 

I'm sure that this is not common practice, but it has lodged itself firmly in my brain. I can never bring myself to use the drinking glasses without first washing them myself.

 

I actually have thought about it, I know ppl do not wash their hands as often as they should so I always carry my bleach wipes and spray.

 

You might also want to think about the remote control for the t.v. in there as well. God knows how many people have probably gotten off from watching porn with the remote in their hand. LMAO!!

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Never thought of that before but it makes perfect sense from a cost point of view.

 

I'll never look at a Hotel duvet the same again though......still got to be in better shape than the carpeting right? Wonder how often they steam clean that?

the carpet as less sperm then the duvet

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... I'm sure that this is not common practice, but it has lodged itself firmly in my brain. I can never bring myself to use the drinking glasses without first washing them myself.

 

Hotel horrors... think before you drink!!! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/976889/hotel_glasses_hidden_camera/ ...

 

Thanks OD, apparently I'm not as paranoid as I thought ...

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With regard to the towel issue, some years ago I started using a small gym bag which I packed with some toiletries (soap, shampoo, toothbrush, toothpaste and a hair brush), extra pairs of clean underwear/socks, a face cloth and a couple of clean towels to bring with me while visiting ladies at incall locations. Why? Because I have been to incall locations where towels weren't available and occasionally they were used, wet and soiled. I have a pet peave about in-call locations that are unkempt. Last summer I visited a non-CERB lady who advertises on E-C.com and her place was a mess as was the bathroom and not to mention not a clean towel to be seen. The bedroom was okay but the bathroom was a nightmare. I had my bag and was able to wash up after a reasonably good session before heading out. Even if you pack a soapy, wet wash cloth in a plastic bag and put it in your napsack that's better than nothing to clean up with. Failing that baby wash cloths work well too.

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I agree with Nicolette the better the fantasy the better the night. Dirty towels would certainly dampen the mood.

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To be quite honest, I could count on 1 hand the number of times that an lady did not have fresh towels on hand after or prior to an appointment. I think 99.9% of the finest ladies that I have seen over time, do ensure that fresh towels are always available.

 

As for drinks and refreshments,I like to bring an un-open carton of orange juice and champagne (if the lady wishes to) and some fruit...sometimes frozen cool whip too ;). The ladies would rinse out the glasses, I'm not worried about that issue...anyways. Some would have their own plastic cups.

 

The towel issue also might have something to do with the time on day you might visit, that there is not any towels left.

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With regard to the towel issue, some years ago I started using a small gym bag which I packed with some toiletries (soap, shampoo, toothbrush, toothpaste and a hair brush), extra pairs of clean underwear/socks, a face cloth and a couple of clean towels to bring with me while visiting ladies at incall locations. Why? Because I have been to incall locations where towels weren't available and occasionally they were used, wet and soiled. I have a pet peave about in-call locations that are unkempt. Last summer I visited a non-CERB lady who advertises on E-C.com and her place was a mess as was the bathroom and not to mention not a clean towel to be seen. The bedroom was okay but the bathroom was a nightmare. I had my bag and was able to wash up after a reasonably good session before heading out. Even if you pack a soapy, wet wash cloth in a plastic bag and put it in your napsack that's better than nothing to clean up with. Failing that baby wash cloths work well too.

 

No clean towels? Now days, nothing surprises me. But that's just plain....rude if you ask me.

 

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The towel issue also might have something to do with the time on day you might visit, that there is not any towels left.

 

You're a lot kinder than I would be Pete. I think it goes without saying that if you're in this business, you make sure you have plenty of towels on hand. That's just plain poor planning if you ask me.

 

Which reminds me...it's laundry day.

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A couple of times i have been treated at the end of a particularly good session with a warm wash cloth and a warm towel to dry the poor lad off :)

 

It is an awesome treat and and a great feeling :) I repeated with these two ladies many times :)

 

Loki318

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I agree with Nicolette the better the fantasy the better the night. Dirty towels would certainly dampen the mood.

 

Would the reverse be true??? Would damp towels dirty the mood?

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I must say this thread brought up an issue I had never considered before, and it is a perfect example of the value of CERB. I think Spike's solution is interesting, but I also found Pete's comments very reassuring as to the frequency of this issue.

 

Last week I had my first visit with a lady since this thread was started and as you might guess she requested I shower first. Since I was the first appointment of the day there was no shortage of fresh towels.

 

I guess in future if I ever find myself visiting a lady who requests a shower but has no fresh ones available I'll ask her to request more from housekeeping.

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requested I shower first. Since I was the first appointment of the day there was no shortage of fresh towels.

 

My appointments are 99.9% in the mornings,I never have had any issues with fresh towels. As stated earlier,I could count I one hand was because I had the odd visit late afternoon or early evening. It is vitally important that the "hostess with mostess" ensures she pays attention to detail while entertaining gents, and most really do.;)

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Generally speaking this has been my experience as well in that nine times out of ten clean towels are available, however there are the exceptions occasionally as I noted previously. I admit that I am perhaps overly picky in this regard which is why I opt to bring my own unless I am seeing someone on an ongoing basis whom I know for sure will have towels available. I don't think that time of day is a reasonable or acceptable excuse, but I understand it could or can happen yet it doesn't mean that it should. I go out of my way intentionally to ensure a pleasant encounter (being clean, polite, punctual and courteous) and I would hope that it would be reciprocated in a professional manner. Just my view on it PP. For the most part Ottawa is pretty darned good, yet I've visited in-call locations throughout Canada, some parts of the US and Europe so certainly YMMV as to conditions.

 

I think 99.9% of the finest ladies that I have seen over time, do ensure that fresh towels are always available.

The towel issue also might have something to do with the time on day you might visit, that there is not any towels left.

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I worked with an SP (for a very brief moment) who would not allow her clients to shower afterwards. She'd say to them "this isn't a hotel and I have another guy coming" and that was even if the time was not up yet.

 

Come to think of it, I never saw her shower between appointments either.

 

That was a long time ago and something I kind of chose to forget.

 

There's nothing better than a nice big stack of fluffy clean towels!

 

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I worked with an SP (for a very brief moment) who would not allow her clients to shower afterwards. She'd say to them "this isn't a hotel and I have another guy coming" and that was even if the time was not up yet.

 

Come to think of it, I never saw her shower between appointments either.

 

That was a long time ago and something I kind of chose to forget.

 

There's nothing better than a nice big stack of fluffy clean towels!

 

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Angela,

 

P.S. I have a delivery of fresh towels for you.

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One of my first experiences was with an SP who also did not allow a shower afterwards. The hair on the back of my neck still tingles when I think about it. Not only did she not allow the use of her shower but she didn't even offer a towel, clean or not. The really sad thing was I met her here on Cerb...yikes! Ever since that first encounter I always travel with a shaving kit of supplies such as body wash, shampoo, styling cream (hair), cologne, etc. This also allows me to return home looking and smelling exactly how I did when I left, so as not to arouse any suspicions from my wife. I have found this a better solution than using "wet naps" as they are not very soft...Ha ha.

 

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But no.. You can't wash your whole body in them.. I'm just saying to clean hands.. And other parts quick.. Nothing beats a shower .. Especially if it's a shower for two.. I'm just scared of showers now with sp.'s.. Two incidents.. Compley accidental .. I guess I'm clumsy..

 

Baby whipes. They clean everything. Also keep a pack in your garage.. Gets grease and stuff off.. Just saying..

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One of my first experiences was with an SP who also did not allow a shower afterwards. The hair on the back of my neck still tingles when I think about it. Not only did she not allow the use of her shower but she didn't even offer a towel, clean or not. The really sad thing was I met her here on Cerb...yikes! Ever since that first encounter I always travel with a shaving kit of supplies such as body wash, shampoo, styling cream (hair), cologne, etc. This also allows me to return home looking and smelling exactly how I did when I left, so as not to arouse any suspicions from my wife. I have found this a better solution than using "wet naps" as they are not very soft...Ha ha.

 

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Wow - just boggles my mind that an SP would conduct herself that way.

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