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damn!.....I fell for that.......not only did I not taste salt.........I was asked for a date by one of the guys in the office............

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damn!.....I fell for that.......not only did I not taste salt.........I was asked for a date by one of the guys in the office............

LMAO I knew you were going to fall for it but never thought it could turn on someone.

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I guess I was doing really well......................................:oops:

 

Will this be your new moto?

"I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy."

Frank Carson

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Why does this joke come to mind

RG

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HELGA'S DIARY ON A

CRUISE SHIP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

 

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

 

 

 

 

Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.

 

 

 

 

It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

 

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

 

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

 

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

 

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

 

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

 

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

 

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

 

Today I saved 1600 lives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Twice.

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