NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 If you tilt your head back with your tongue out, and pretend to shake salt onto it YOU CAN TASTE SALT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 damn!.....I fell for that.......not only did I not taste salt.........I was asked for a date by one of the guys in the office............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 damn!.....I fell for that.......not only did I not taste salt.........I was asked for a date by one of the guys in the office............ LMAO I knew you were going to fall for it but never thought it could turn on someone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 I guess I was doing really well......................................:oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 I guess I was doing really well......................................:oops: Will this be your new moto? "I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy." Frank Carson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 Why does this joke come to mind RG ........................- HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! ............................................................-- DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. ............................................................-- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. .........................................................- DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. ............................................................-- DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. ............................................................-- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
